Buhari will certainly surprise this man!

davojaye:


Those bananas are british though. the drinks are british too....

One day I was invited to lunch by Senator Daisy Danjuma in her home in VI Lagos, O boy, even down to the fruit served as appetizer was imported.

But wait a minute, WAS IT A FRUIT-ful meeting? Why banana, water melon, juice and no solid meal? I'm not one to be much interested in Buhari's 'recuperation' narrative....FFK says, in public, what we say in our bedrooms!

NwaAmaikpe:



I knew this mumu FFK must say something like this...

Hahahahaha

This man wasn't pleased to see that picture @ all

BREAKFAST IN LONDON WITH CITIZEN BUHARI
The picture of a handful of APC Governors
and President Muhammadu Buhari, which
was purportedly taken in London
yesterday, is old and fake.
I have been reliably informed that they were
taken during Ramadan in Abuja some time
back and not yesterday in London.
Quite apart from that even though the
picture was meant to have been taken in
London curiously all the drinks on the table
are Nigerian products and Nigerian-made.
Did the Governors take all those drinks along
with them to London when they went to see
the President?
Is Buhari not coming home again anytime
soon? Acting President Yemi Osinbajo and
some government officials recently told us
that he would be back on the 28th of July
which is just a few days away.
Why the need for the APC Governors to
"visit" him in far away London if he will be
back in Nigeria in a few days?
What was the purpose and point of this fake
photo-shoot and this strange breakfast
meeting? What was the purpose and
objective of this monumental fraud and
deceit?
Whatever the answers may be to these
questions the curtain must be brought
down on what can only be described as a
puerile and nauseating conspiracy.
This crazy and noxious charade just has to
stop. We do not wish the President dead but
we have a right to know the truth. As a
matter of fact we demand to know that
truth because, as he once said himself, he
"belongs to us all".
For those who still believe that the meeting
actually took place there are some nagging
questions that need to be answered.
For example why were the Nigerian and
foreign media not allowed to cover the
proceedings and participate in this
celebrated photo-soot and merry London
feast?
Why did the Villa press corps not take one of
their own camera men to London and make
a short video of this "historic" event?
Why was were the whole proceedings
shrouded in so much secrecy? Why is it that
only one picture was taken? Why were more
pictures not shot? Why was Buhari not put
on audio tape and interviewed whilst he
was with his celebrated and important
guests?
Why did he not offer a few words of hope
and encouragement to the Nigerian people
to ease the tension that has been generated
in the land by his prolonged absence?
How can they expect us to take Governor
Rochas Okorocha's word for anything
without any solid proof or evidence to back
those words up or give them a measure of
veracity or credibility?
I for one would not believe a word that a
man like Rochas tells me. If he told me that it
was day outside I would have to assume
that it was night. It is that bad.
Again why did Buhari not shake anyone's
hands during the photo-shoot? Why did he
not get up from his chair, say "cheese" and
give us a big Daura smile?
Why was he just sitting there like a stuffed
mannequin who really did not know where
he was and who he was interacting with?
Is it not obvious that he can no longer
function properly? Why all the tall tales that
he is getting much better?
Is it not clear that he is simply being stuffed
with and pumped up by a dangerous
cocktail of steriods? Is it not obvious that he
is suffering from an extreme form of
dementia?
Is it not clear that even if he were to be
brought back to Nigeria tomorrow he could
no longer function properly and lead the
nation?
Is it not obvious that he is barely lucid and
that he is little better than a zombie?
Where is the shame in admitting these
truths and prevailing on him to resign in
order for him to be able to go home to
Daura and take care of his health?
Better still he could resign and be taken to
Prophet T.B. Joshua's Synagogue Church Of
All Nations (SCOAN) in Lagos for prayer,
deliverance and healing. I assure you that it
works.
Those who truly love Mr. President and care
for him ought to advise him to take one of
these two options. Yet sadly few will do so.
The bitter truth is that we have become the
laughing stock of the entire civilised world
since this shameless charade began.
A nation of 180 million people whose
President has gone missing and who have
no idea where he is, what is wrong with
him or what the prognosis for his condition
is. The situation is shameful and bizarre.
Worse still we have a media that is so
fawning in its attitude when it comes to the
Federal Government and that is so easily
intimidated that they simply refuse to ask
the right questions about this matter or
undertake to carry out the necessary
investigations with a view to establishing
the truth.
This is the greatest tragedy of all and it
results in total impunity on the part of the
government because the media is not
prepared to keep them on their toes.
Yet it doesn't stop there. We have a Senate
with 109 distiguished and able Senators
and a House of Representatives with over
300 honorable legislators and yet not one of
them has the fortitude or guts to call for the
resignation of this ailing man who is clearly
no longer well enough to lead our nation.
The following questions must be answered:
are the Nigerian people under a blinding
and binding spell? Is this the unholy work of
vodoo-merchants, witch-doctors and
necromancers?
Have our people been bound up and
charmed by these broom-loving APC wizards
and witches?
The truth is that God is watching this
charade and He is not mocked. No matter
what anyone says or does His will shall be
done, His counsel shall stand, His purpose
shall be established and His name shall be
glorified in this situation and in our nation.
Nigeria is too important, too big and too
good to be subjected to such malevolent
indignities and infantile rubbish.
She is too blessed and advanced a nation to
be manipulated by a faceless little cabal of
power-hungry, godless, self-seeking, evil,
callous and bloodthirsty men.
We as a people deserve far better than that
and we ought to demand much more.
Buhari is not a King with divine rights and
neither is he God.
He is a human being like you and I and, just
like us, blood runs through his veins. He is
not immortal and he is not infallible.
He is mortal and he is fallible. He is not
indispensible. Like all human beings, he is
dispensible. With or without him Nigeria
shall go on and our nation shall survive.
In any case whether he comes back alive or
not is not the point and neither is it the
relevant question.
The relevant point and question is whether
he can continue to function as President if
and when he does come back and, based on
the information at my disposal, it is very
clear to me that he will not be able to do so.
The truth is that if and when he does come
back, he will come back as a shell of his
former self. This is sad, pitiful and tragic but
the sooner we come to terms with it the
better it is for us all.
This is a man that I have been reliably
informed has lost his memory, his powers of
speech, his recollection of events and his
ability to perform even the most basic
mental and physical functions. A man in
such a condition can hardly be described as
being fit to rule this great nation.
The morbid obsession with retaining power
at all costs which has afflicted those in the
Presidency that Mrs. Aisha Buhari has
graphically described as the "hyenas and
jackals" coupled with their insidious attempt
to institutionalise what I have described
elsewhere as "corspsocracy" (the rulership
of the living by the dead) in the body politic
of our nation must cease forthwith.
Nigerians are gracious, kind, long-suffering,
resilient, loving, patient and compassionate
people who wish the best for their
President but that does not mean that they
should be taken for granted, taken for a ride
or treated like fools. They are not children
and they are not stupid.
It is time for this horrendous madness and
hideous nightmare to stop!
It is time for Buhari's seat to be declared
vacant and it is time for Acting President
Yemi Osinbajo to fully take over and be
sworn in as the new and substantive
President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Yuji:
Afonjas looking at FFK right now like I don't just know why I love this meme

I like the Meme too buh nothing gladens my heart on Nairaland as the word "Afonja"

LordOfNaira:


I don't think everyone talking against FFK is for Buhari. I, for one, have my reservations about the secrecy but I will defend Buhari anytime any day against someone like FFK. He claims the pictures are fake and keeps on asking for evidence. You provide evidences, he calls them fake, yet the mischievous idiot has not been able to provide any proof that Buhari is on life support. Let him provide his own picture or shut the hell up. Buhari is a million times better than him and his former boss. If anyone wants to insult Buhari, it should never be a shameless hypocrite like FFK who is not even fit to lick Buhari's shoes.

Thanks for being objective. FFK is just appealing to the sentiment of some Nigerians whose mind are already made up instead of asking the right questions and being objective. I am a logical person and i need proofs that i can verify before i can accept any argument.

There seems to be some inconsistencies truth be told.

Always attacked the msg not d messenger...very key

nextprince:
One day we go just see say dis man don pull shirt enter market.

On one hand, you were reliably informed the picture was taken during Ramadan, and on the other hand it was photoshopped. Which of the two? Photoshopped or Ramadan pic? And which of the Ramadans? The immediate past or the previous?

This is the same man who swore with his life that Aisha Buhari dared not visit The States only to start talking of diplomatic immunity when she later visited as if the concept of the so-called diplomatic immunity wasn't in existence when he was barking upandan. Funny as this sounds, he has followers, mostly from the wandering Jewish tribes.

Anyway, his fellow unchained mad dogs are always praising him, that may be the driving force.

It was Fayose that said it oga.

GavelSlam:


And you even believe that yourself?

Can't you see most bottled water containers look alike?

There's no way to know where and when that photo was taken though we can say what time of the day by looking at their wristwatches.

A few minutes past 4 it looks.

Could it be day or night? We can't say for sure but past 4 tells us it wasn't to break Ramadan.

Buhari is old and was sick even before he became presidiot. In that condition, even if you fasted, you are advised to keep it short. So don't expect buhari to go without food from dawn to dusk when he is on medication.

GavelSlam:


And you even believe that yourself?

Can't you see most bottled water containers look alike?

There's no way to know where and when that photo was taken though we can say what time of the day by looking at their wristwatches.

A few minutes past 4 it looks.

Could it be day or night? We can't say for sure but past 4 tells us it wasn't to break Ramadan.

Oga that's your idea i can differentiate between different bottles and i can tell you also for sure that the room itself is in Aso Rock so don't even try to convince yourself there. What you are saying is like telling me one can not differentiate between a pepsi and coca cola bottle bro, not true.

hucienda:
One day the charade and deceit will be over.

.....just as it was finally over for Yar'Adua, his fellow Katsina man who was smuggled into the country at midnight.
Where is Yar'Adua today?

wink2015:
We should have a video film of that ceremony in London.

But this Buhari health issue is taking a large chunks of our MONEY and TIME. Money that will have been used to pay pensioners, teachers, administrators, employ more school leavers and or graduates is being used to foot the already bloated bills of sick President Muhammadu Buhari.

Ailing President Buhari wasted time in appointing federal ministers in the onset of his victory at the 2015 Presidential election and with the sudden sickness that came up over him he has wasted over half of his 4 years tenure taking treatment abroad. If it is a southern nigerian leaders that is seriously sick the northerners will not allow such southern leaders to freely go abroad and seek proper treatment as they will gang up against the southern leaders just the way they did against President Jonathan. But President Buhari is enjoying the cooperation of Southern politicians to embark on a very expensive medical tourism. A huge medical cost that he is yet to open up about the financial implication (cost) to the Nigerian electorate and tax payers.

Politicians are boosting British tourism industry with our money as the more they frequent the United Kingdom to see Mr President MONEY is directly and indirectly leaving our economy.

The northern people of Nigeria are not feeling it the way we feel it in the south the reason being that it is southern money that this northern leaders is wasting.

The British government want President Buhari to remain sick so that MONEY will continue to be drained from our economy to boost the British economy that is already suffering from the effect of BREXIT. ( British government policy to leave the european union )

Exactly

macphilip:

It was Fayose that said it oga.

Leave nextprince to continue making a fool of himself. From his first post I knew he read the post upside down with so much bile in his stomach.

GavelSlam:


And you even believe that yourself?

Can't you see most bottled water containers look alike?

There's no way to know where and when that photo was taken though we can say what time of the day by looking at their wristwatches.

A few minutes past 4 it looks.

Could it be day or night? We can't say for sure but past 4 tells us it wasn't to break Ramadan.

O boy, is your job related to security intelligence? You just answered the whole question with this masterpiece, unfortunately, it did not make front page.

This will be my response to all these rats jumping in and out of my mention anyhow.

Nigerian politician speaks raw truth when they loose power,its very absurd, buhari's action after return should not be unexpected.

davojaye:


Those bananas are british though. the drinks are british too....

So is our president.

rman:
Unless the wristwatches worn are not working, if they are, then Buahri breaks his Ramadan fast around a few minutes past 4pm.

A sick presidiot who is on cocktail of routine drugs cannot fast and even if he does, will be advised to keep it light.

Duru009:
Buhari will certainly surprise this man!

....by sneaking into Abuja at midnight in an air ambulance like Yar'Adua?

jons11:
I remember when this man was loyal to APC... abi na AC then

You dey mind him foolish followers, ffk wey I sabi wey be today ,baby adult.

BeardedMeat:
Leave nextprince to continue making a fool of himself. From his first post I knew he read the post upside down with so much bile in his stomach.

GavelSlam:


And you even believe that yourself?

Can't you see most bottled water containers look alike?

There's no way to know where and when that photo was taken though we can say what time of the day by looking at their wristwatches.

A few minutes past 4 it looks.

Could it be day or night? We can't say for sure but past 4 tells us it wasn't to break Ramadan.

EOD

OBAGADAFFI:


Ode,

The same Man who came back to Nigeria, told you he's getting better, in now in London., doing what.

The doctors, know he is not getting better, that's way they're keeping him there.

Oponu.

still not making any sense. Just like i suspected, you just dont have the capacity to.

This APC are bunch of mediocres and charlatans.

Eluwilussit:
So is our president.

You is a wiscked someborri

silastemplar:
[s]still not making any sense. Just like i suspected, you just dont have the capacity to.[/s]

Focus on your work and stop quoting me up and down.

Realdeals:
Not okay at all! Lauretta Onochie could be right.

Laura has run for hidding she can nolonger run her mouth and attack people again

T B Joshua !!!! Huu not surprised as that was the place FFK got delivered from insanity.

OBAGADAFFI:
APC are bunch of joker's

They claim PMB is getting better, yet he is still in London waiting doctors approval to come back.

[s]

OBAGADAFFI:
APC are bunch of joker's

They claim PMB is getting better, yet he is still in London waiting doctors approval to come back.

[/s]

OBAGADAFFI:
APC are bunch of joker's

They claim PMB is getting better, yet he is still in London waiting doctors approval to come back.

nextprince:

O boy, is your job related to security intelligence? You just answered the whole question with this masterpiece, unfortunately, it did not make front page.

This will be my response to all these rats jumping in and out of my mention anyhow.

Your presidiot was already half dead before coming to aso rock. For someone living on a cocktail of routine drugs, you advised not to fast and even if you must, you must keep it light. A frailty like buhari cannot fast from dawn to dusk! Run with this instead!