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Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by Viktoh(m): 10:45am On Jul 30, 2017
Ladies, what's d worst you'v seen?

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Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by Skyfornia(m): 10:48am On Jul 30, 2017
I dont cum... I go in
Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by Viktoh(m): 10:48am On Jul 30, 2017
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Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by taylor88(m): 10:48am On Jul 30, 2017
do u know why men like me last long



no matter how experienced a slay Queen is u will never know am cumin


I don't shake or make sound( I be mosquito? )


I cum and still fire, dick still strong and reliable


pussy gets wet i blame it on her consistent orgsm

before u know am i don last 4hours without her knowing I've ejaculated 3 times

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Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by Modsenemy(f): 10:51am On Jul 30, 2017
The one that will look like he is convulsing

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Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by Nobody: 10:54am On Jul 30, 2017
Okay.
Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by DarkMagic(m): 10:55am On Jul 30, 2017
tongue
Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by shinarlaura(f): 10:58am On Jul 30, 2017
Hahahahaha
Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by dayosweetness(m): 10:58am On Jul 30, 2017
taylor88:
do u know why men like me last long



no matter how experienced a slay Queen is u will never know am cumin


I don't shake or make sound( I be mosquito? )


I cum and still fire, dick still strong and reliable


pussy gets wet i blame it on her consistent orgsm

before u know am i don last 4hours without her knowing I've ejaculated 3 times
Na lie, na alomo u dey take

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Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by taylor88(m): 10:59am On Jul 30, 2017
Modsenemy:
The one that will look like he is convulsing

to fuckkk u just dey hungry me

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Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by Martin0(m): 10:59am On Jul 30, 2017
shinarlaura:
Hahahahaha
you are laughing abigrin
Dey laugh nagrin
Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by DarkMagic(m): 11:00am On Jul 30, 2017
Modsenemy:
The one that will look like he is convulsing

When u orgasm.. dnt u vibrate??

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Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by Viktoh(m): 11:02am On Jul 30, 2017
taylor88:
do u know why men like me last long



no matter how experienced a slay Queen is u will never know am cumin


I don't shake or make sound( I be mosquito? )


I cum and still fire, dick still strong and reliable


pussy gets wet i blame it on her consistent orgsm

before u know am i don last 4hours without her knowing I've ejaculated 3 times
Lai Muhammed

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Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by Fkforyou(m): 11:08am On Jul 30, 2017
My eyes are normally closed when I'm about to cum. grin grin







































That's because I'm normally asleeping whenever I cum, I think white men call it wet dream undecided undecided

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Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by taylor88(m): 11:12am On Jul 30, 2017
Viktoh:
Lai Muhammed

the weak alwayz see the impossiblities in things that are possible

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Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by phantomking(m): 11:13am On Jul 30, 2017
taylor88:
do u know why men like me last long



no matter how experienced a slay Queen is u will never know am cumin


I don't shake or make sound( I be mosquito? )


I cum and still fire, dick still strong and reliable


pussy gets wet i blame it on her consistent orgsm

before u know am i don last 4hours without her knowing I've ejaculated 3 times


your lie weak me gan

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Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by Modsenemy(f): 11:15am On Jul 30, 2017
DarkMagic:


When u orgasm.. dnt u vibrate??

Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by Fernandowski(m): 11:17am On Jul 30, 2017
I'm the type that will hit my head against the wall and won't feel anything like pains at the moment


e Dey sweet shaaaa......

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Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by Nobody: 11:26am On Jul 30, 2017
taylor88:


to fuckkk u just dey hungry me
u want go hell fire?
Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by Lalas247(f): 11:27am On Jul 30, 2017
Sprinkles holy water on thread
"Strolls out "

sad Sunday morning una no go church abi

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Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by kbams241: 11:30am On Jul 30, 2017
I speak in tongue wen am abt 2cum
Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by IamLEGEND1: 11:50am On Jul 30, 2017
All these ones na play compared to some girls wey go dey do like say dem dey komot evil spirit from their body when dem dey_cum.

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Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by blackonblack(m): 12:01pm On Jul 30, 2017
Talking about cuming: This one girl scratch off my back skin. Another was screaming and bitting my nipples and mouth.

Fvcking hurts. Both are the BEST SEX I've ever had

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Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by vizkiz: 12:06pm On Jul 30, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
All these ones na play compared to some girls wey go dey do like say dem dey komot evil spirit from their body when dem dey_cum.
I thought this was just fallacy until I experienced it. shocked

Thought she was about to give up grin

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Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by PromiseUche(m): 12:30pm On Jul 30, 2017
oooo! u hv forgotten so soon d scratch with your fingers on males back as if you gals are fowls (Hens)
U hv not experienced being unable to stand on your feet as a result of much thrust/strokes from a guys 6.5 inches cassava ba!
where u gals freak and start begging, being unable to stand or get hold of their legs.
#if I catch u, na wheel barrow dem go take carry u home, u go turn cripple by force!
U dey yab us abi!
Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by Hhenryy: 12:39pm On Jul 30, 2017
all this kids spewing trash, when you grow old, you will soon realise there is nothing special in cumming, when you no longer derive anything from it.

A man once told me of his sexual escapades when he was still young, how he used to fvck almost daily, but now he said he doesn't even remember he still has a dickk down there until he wants to pee

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Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by Nobody: 1:18pm On Jul 30, 2017
That remind me of one idiot in my formal Uni that time..
Whenever he brings his soo called azonto girls for sex and his abt to release.. You will be hearing something like.
Yeeeeehh!!! Yeeeehhh!!!!
Ziiiiiii!!! Ziiiiiii!!!!
Babangida!!! Atiku!!! Weyreh!!! Weyreh!!!
Haaaaaa!!!!! Thank u bae

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Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by veekid(m): 1:30pm On Jul 30, 2017
JPENG:
That remind me of one idiot in my formal Uni that time..
Whenever he brings his soo called azonto girls for sex and his abt to release.. You will be hearing something like.
Yeeeeehh!!! Yeeeehhh!!!!
Ziiiiiii!!! Ziiiiiii!!!!
Babangida!!! Atiku!!! Weyreh!!! Weyreh!!!
Haaaaaa!!!!! Thank u bae
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin OMG! Ayaff die


As for me Ehn; na swear ah dey swear for Buhari when I'm about to enter cloud 9

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Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by Young03(m): 1:42pm On Jul 30, 2017
Me go just dey do like say, I won enter paradise

D babe dey orgasm ,she won bite my ear comot, she dey cry
Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by vicben27(m): 1:51pm On Jul 30, 2017
taylor88:
do u know why men like me last long



no matter how experienced a slay Queen is u will never know am cumin


I don't shake or make sound( I be mosquito? )


I cum and still fire, dick still strong and reliable


pussy gets wet i blame it on her consistent orgsm

before u know am i don last 4hours without her knowing I've ejaculated 3 times
lol ur brain dy der! na d way b that I tot I was the only one who had that formula
Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by taylor88(m): 1:56pm On Jul 30, 2017
vicben27:
lol ur brain dy der! na d way b that I tot I was the only one who had that formula

ThankGod ur brain is intact


preach to the weaklings quoting me

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Re: Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm by Nobody: 2:02pm On Jul 30, 2017
dayosweetness:

Na lie, na alomo u dey take
shocked serious?
Alomo dey slow ejaculation?

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