TrapHedges:


lol fam i saw ur works.. Kill them!!

u na boss na... Me na learner... U know how trap their azz...

Smallville10:
can u imagine... Look at dis small girl ooo... What do u know abt love... Ifaslap u

Jokers!.

makydebbie:
I'm not really based in lagos, just grew up here.

oh! nice, enjoy Nigeria

thepussyhunter:



na wah o

so you just ditch booby club for ukwu crew abi

no virgin latino virgin never been suuckd never been pressed never been pinched boobs for you again


oga dacovajnr come carry una member commot


and makydebbie is accepted into the family too........

He never ditched your crew as he was never one of you but one with God





Yeah Makky yaff joined lalas247 as the newest queen of the Crew

optional1:



who be your wife Sabi you post you wedding photos here and seun bless you ba..


abeg i take ur left balls take beg you leave me alone oh..

Eeyah she yaff vex for me as "wooers" no turnup...not Even one but 2 confused wooers..


Our mata na for better for worse

EmperorLee:



I no see am bruh. Na so sha, Yorubas will say "Shooki lobe Oge"

meaning! I no be yoruba

Smallville10:
u na boss na... Me na learner... U know how trap their azz...

lol lol get in fam.. Win tis shiii

Benita27:
Jokers!.

next year competition, am wooing u

ireneony:
interesting write-up. Thanks i really appreciate your words.

thank you

dacovajnr:
and you fell already btw, where were you all day long?

I almost fell .

Had some stuffs to take care of.

Hope u had a nice day

TrapHedges:


lol lol get in fam.. Win tis shiii

i think i did bro well so she said though

dacovajnr:
Eeyah she yaff vex for me as "wooers" no turnup...not Even one but 2 confused wooers..


Our mata na for better for worse

leave dis girl na. Abi na by force

Smallville10:
i think i did bro well so she said though

lol u was A1

misspicy:
This is nice

tnx

Smallville10:
leave dis girl na. Abi na by force

You well so? family matter keep off

ireneony:
interesting write-up. Thanks i really appreciate your words.

but you didn't answer the question

Mimzyy please we're waiting for you. Who's the guy that swept you off your feet?

Who do I woo now o

dacovajnr:
The one I sent some days back...

Playing victim card

I'm good but........

I honestly didn't.

LOL. You want me to talk abi, not doing that. Not here.

But kinni?

MrCork:




..my niggggga..no one is stopping u from findin boyfriend...feel free!!

fuuvck off

Ireneony please what do you think about 4ckyou lines? Did he do enough justice?

4ckyou:
First of all a big thank you to the host for giving me the opportunity to express my feelings and to everybody viewing this thread


Dear Ireneony

How are you? and hope you are fine, am sorry I have to drag you into this I know you are busy but as they say opportunities don't come all the time, I know it's kinda funny but I have to confess honestly I have been waiting for opportunity like this some might call it a competition but to me it's a chance to express my feelings, from the moment I saw your pics and post on nairaland I have been fighting this strange battle that I don't understand, It's just like the seeker and the confessor which the seeker can't date the confessor because she will confess him and be under her command, but in this case I have feelings for you but I can't express it because no opportunity.

you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life and yes God created the world in SIX days But I believe it took Him centuries to come up with someone as beautiful as u are, sometimes I do pray and call your name because you definitely look like an angel.

I always check your pictures on nairaland i even track you on Instagram just to see your pics, I can't go a day without viewing your profile to see if you have post another picture, and when I learnt that you half Edo my state, my feeling drastically increase not because am a tribalist who hate other tribes but because I feel a kinda of strong connection with anybody from my state, please irene (angel) If could be any part of you, I would be your tear, To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
can I tell you a secret? am a student and sometimes I feel lazy to read but when I think about you and see that a lazy person can't have future with you then i will pull my legs up and start reading just to come out with good grade for good work, if by chance I have the opportunity to be with you later on then I believe I will have the money to take good care of you because I believe someone like you deserve every good things of this world. it's funny right? you dont know me but yet you ginger me to read everyday.
During the day you always on my mind and even in the night you always in my dream, dreams are for dreaming I dream for you, Hearts are for beating mine beats for you, Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?

nice one.

Really nice. Thank you

dmgr:



I have waited for this opportunity for more than half a century to let u know that if you live to be a hundred,I want to live to be a hundred minus one day,so I never have to live without you.


I have million things to talk to you about but all I want in this world is you.

My heart began this journey the very first day I opened your profile ,I saw you were perfect and so I loved you. Then I saw you weren't perfect and I loved you more.

It was love at first sight,at last sight,at ever and ever sight.

Mimmzypie you know that overwhelming feeling of love? the one that makes you feel like you'd do anything for some one? only you can make me feel that way.

I want you to know that I am thinking about you right now even as am currently typing and no matter where you are and what you are doing just know that dmgr can't stop thinking about you.

Well they say a picture tells a thousand words but when I see yours all I see is three I LOVE U.

I always let my thoughts free so they could go anywhere but it's surprising how often they head in your direction.

It even reached an extent when sometimes I think of you when you are offline and smile to myself,people around will think I have gone nuts.

I know you deserve the world, and I know I can't give even half of it to you. So I'll give you the next best thing....my world.

mimmzypie you have gone deep in my heart where no feet could reach and I smile just at the mention of your moniker because it gives me waves of unfiltered yearning make me seek you like food.

I just want you, all of you, from your beautiful face and warm heart to your smiles and your laughs.

Though I can't bring the sun or moon to you, but I will promise to light your way brighter that both, and be at your side forever.

Though we haven't met yet, but if I were to describe the colour you represent, the I will go with the rainbow because you are beautiful,magical and finding someone as you is like finding a treasure.

And lastly just know that I will to anything and every thing to ensure that you stay happy forever.

My heart to you is given, do give yours to me so we could lock them up together, and throw away the key. Just know that I want you for always...days..years and eternities.


Come live in my heart.

4ckyou:




but you didn't answer the question

that's the least you can get bro, just woo and go. maybe hug your pillow this night!

Benita27:
Super story. Do most of them know what love is?. The thread is a joke sha.

u ehn

makydebbie:
Mimz
yy please we're waiting for you. Who's the guy that swept you off your feet?

Lol, they both did well. Can I take both of em to mama?

Mimzyy:


Lol, they both did well. Can I take both of em to mama?

Babe, you've to choose one.

Divay22:

I dey try make i no miss o....
But network don vow to punish me for my stubborness

eya sorry o
might be weather dats d reason for d bad network sha

Smallville10:
no worry i go catch her later

If only words move benita27......

lefulefu:

u ehn

What's the take home here?. The girl in question or a gift?.

Maxi112:
that's the least you can get bro, just woo and go. maybe hug your pillow this night!

HARDDON:
If only words move beni.ta27......

Thank God you know some blandishment won't move me.

How're you?.