Bahamas man post this on his facebook account

Do you want to boost your funeral?

Hire me....the professional mourner to come and cry at the funeral.

Below are the "Summer Special" prices:

1. Normal crying $50

2. Bahamian hollering $100

3. Crying and rolling on the ground $150

4. Crying and threatening to jump into the grave $200

5. Crying and actually jumping in the grave $1000

Inbox me for bookings