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History Of Python Dance! by Nobody: 3:14pm On Sep 18, 2017
Once upon a time, a man owns a private zoo and named it 'Animal kingdom'. There were different kinds of animals of different specie and phylum. There was a young monkey who could dance well. In the kingdom at that time, everybody knew him to be very good, infact, he was the holder of the Champion's cup in dancing.
In the same kingdom, there was another better dancer, who likes to keep to himself and will not dance unless compelled to dance, his name is ' the Python'. Everyone in the kingdom knew that he was so good and was 'rudimentarilly' trained to dance, but that whenever he dances there would always be casualties. So the owner decided to put a chain around his waist, so that the melodious sounds of music will not entice him to dance.
One day, the owner of the zoo, had to go on a long journey because he was told there's an herbalist beyond the river who was capable of treating his protracted ailment.
So he temporarily left the kingdom in the hands of his young brother to look after, for him.
The young monkey after the owner had left, started challenging the chained Python to dancing competition. He would even jump into the cage of the Python, teasing, shaking his tail and even insulting every inhabitants of the kingdom, including the​ 'Acting Owner', that nobody was as ordained and anointed as he was. During this time, some of his fellow monkeys were hailing him, telling him he was the best thing to happen to their generations. But some others like the Elders who witnessed the last public dance of the Python, about 50 years ago were not favourably predisposed to his actions. Some of them were afraid to talk, so as not to be undesirably labeled.
One day, the Owner of the zoo, zoomed in after his long journey and was briefed on past happenings when he was away. So he decided to remove partially the chain around the waist of Mr Python.
The Monkey again continues to mock the Python as usual, jumping into Python's cage waggling his tail at him and showing him the 'operation Monkey dance'
The great Python decided, he couldn't take it anymore and decided to showcase​ just little amount of his sophisticated 'OPERATION PYTHON DANCE'.
By the time the dance was over, some of the Monkey bones were crushed. The unfortunate thing about it was that some innocent spectators were wounded, embarrassed even killed, but the Monkey ran away, when it matters.
Some people started 'yabbing' the Owner of the zoo and the Python, but some wise Elders called the attention of others to it by saying..............................
"Before any Python dance, there must have been a Monkey dance"

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Re: History Of Python Dance! by Nobody: 3:15pm On Sep 18, 2017
I am loving this......
Re: History Of Python Dance! by Ofemmanu1: 3:36pm On Sep 18, 2017
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Re: History Of Python Dance! by Laitesmart(m): 3:38pm On Sep 18, 2017
Hmmmmm.. Writing prowess.. I am so loving the scenario

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Re: History Of Python Dance! by samebony1: 4:01pm On Sep 18, 2017
Interesting

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Re: History Of Python Dance! by sawg91(m): 4:24pm On Sep 18, 2017
This is creativity at its zenith, unlike some that just come here and spit LAWMA's belongings.

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Re: History Of Python Dance! by gbolah1(m): 4:27pm On Sep 18, 2017
interesting and true life story

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Re: History Of Python Dance! by Giannakopoulos(f): 4:46pm On Sep 18, 2017
lol nice one

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