adolfe bad:


you sound like you are having fun

. . .

walexydon:

then teach us!!!!!!!

I dont think ma post implied "I can teach yu how!"
N I dont teach such thank yu very much!

adolfe bad:


even my 14yr old lil brother wuld pick MOYO up in 5mins,

moyo abeg na play o

uhmmn! I'd flog him outta ma sight!

Moyola:

uhmmn! I'd flog him outta ma sight!

huh you dare not!!

he has the macho body of a 22yr old

violent:

Exactly what she'd say. . .and then i hand over my business card and tell her to call me if she want's to get someone killed!

6 times out of 10, we end up at a beach or a club for the weekend!

. . .and 3 times out of 10, i find her waking up in my bed, sometimes i just don't really know how it began!

professional player

adolfe bad:


huh you dare not!!

he has the macho body of a 22yr old

Huuhhh! m scared! a 4teen yr old wiv a body of 22yr old?! oni'ro!

Moyola:

Huuhhh! m scared! a 4teen yr old wiv a body of 22yr old?! oni'ro!

iro bawo?

don't you have the body of a 29yr old??

walexydon:

then teach us!!!!!!!

violent:

I think most times what you say is not half as important as how you say it. . . . .

and the moment you start a cov with "Hi, my name is. . ." she already knows what you want!

and don't ever say "Can i meet you?", or "i will like to know you better". . tht's just dumb!

of course not that,u sure should appy some sense of humour, but with sense, try and read her reaction so as to knw what to say nxt,it sure will help.

adolfe bad:


iro bawo?

don't you have the body of a 29yr old??

hehe! so?! yu kud b mistaken for a guy in hiz 40z!. .wiv yur pot belly!. . .

Mimicole:

Dunno why bt none of d replies so make me go 'cool!' inside of me. Guys y'all need 2 get a lot more creative. Go watch movie HITCH, dt's if u havn't already. Peace out!

u shouldnt compare an american film with our nigerian lifes, or do u behave lyk the girls over there small thing dey catch dem unlike our nigerian girls who, u knw na!!!!

Moyola:

. . .

I dont think ma post implied "I can teach yu how!"
N I dont teach such thank yu very much!

then why say guys chat up rubbishif u dont want 2 put them thru

adolfe bad:


even my 14yr old lil brother wuld pick MOYO up in 5mins,  
moyo abeg na play o

then u will pick up someone
her mother's age, lol

Well it really depends on how classy the chik is otherwise all these local girls any format can go for them.But on a more serious note,when it comes to those classy gurls,i go thus:

Assuming we are in a bank,mall et al

"hey,didn't your mama tell you to say hello to a guy putting on red shirt today(or the colour of attire i am putting on)at exactkly bla bla (look at your time and say the exact time you know)and she would be bewildered anprobably smile,and if she did not go along that line you can continue by saying:And she categorically told you his name is (you mention ur name)and she must laugh cos its a new format.

Secondly,if you meet at a bar,club etc,you boldly walk up to he rand say:

If i ask you a question,if the answer is yes,then you dance with me,if its a No then i carry out the act.If she agrees you go straight aead and ask her,If i kiss you right here,would you slap me

She will never answer you and from there you continue na,,w

What, must i tell you everything

I dnt believe toasting lines stil exist i only think a guy has 2 be observant be positive nd smile no gurl is alarmed wen u walk up 2 her with a smiling face nd a confident walk

@ poster

met dis zulu of a guy not up 2 aweek d love dey ova shak am

he said dat do i believe in d word perfection dat i shud ooh dat i am d perfection dats missing in his life .imagine d he continued d bullshit by saying dat he doesnt no how he wud breath if i rejected his offer to b my lover

Mehn !!!! am not normally mean ooh but i had 2 zap dis problem child 2 reality i no b maga I was like "bruda luk all you said warrant an arrest cus NO 1 IS PERFECT , DONT THINK ANYBODY CUD EVA B and d breathing problem all u ave 2 do is inhale and exhale dat go solve any asthma problems wey u get cus i dont no wen i turn element over night cus now am d oxygen u nid abi ,wey i cum bcum ur life support machine.

he hissed and walk away saying am 2 proud tank GOd i gave his lame ass a red flag cus i later found out dat he was married with 3 kids

ANOFIA

Mimicole:

Dunno why bt none of d replies so make me go 'cool!' inside of me. Guys y'all need 2 get a lot more creative. Go watch movie HITCH, dt's if u havn't already. Peace out!

Hitch is a good movie, some of those things work but hardly on nigerian girls, u have to add a little extra when it comes to nigerian girls. I have my ways and means to get them if i am interested but i cant share it, i dont want to increase my competition

Naija Guys I Hail Thee ooooo

So Una Still Dey Toast Girls All The Time For Naija In The 21st Century. Na wa oooo

Most Of The Chics I know Will Tell You Straight Up If They Fancy The Pants Off You Or Not

wheres ebonyeyes??

1 I think i know u from somewhere

2 How old are you

are the opening statements from the monkies i live arnd!!

how unfortunate im settled in this rat infested area!!!

*continues rant*

chic2pimp:

Naija Guys I Hail Thee ooooo

So Una Still Dey Toast Girls All The Time For Naija In The 21st Century. Na wa oooo

Most Of The Chics I know Will Tell You Straight Up If They Fancy The Pants Off You Or Not

ehmm, where those girls dey live?

ayettymama:

wheres ebonyeyes??

1 I think i know u from somewhere

2 How old are you

are the opening statements from the monkies i live arnd!!

how unfortunate im settled in this rat infested area!!!

*continues rant*

i can see they have a great influence on u

i think u drank the wrong potion this morning

do you really wanna start with me?? really now??

do u really wanna go dwn that alley??

are u really prepared?? really??

kmt

na2day?:

ehmm, where those girls dey live?

Everywhere except Naija

ayettymama:

i think u drank the wrong potion this morning

do you really wanna start with me?? really now??

do u really wanna go dwn that alley??

are u really prepared?? really??

kmt

how many really(s) does it take to make ur point? anywho, for starters it is still night and no i am not "really wanna go dwn that alley"   BTW where this "alley" of urs dey sef? if na that original "alley" i dey game  

english na ur problem??

sarcastic way of sayin

why are u lookin for my trouble??

do you really want my trouble??

really now??

ayettymama:

english na your problem??

sarcastic way of sayin

why are u lookin for my trouble??

do you really want my trouble??

really now??

thank u for clarifying ur statement queen elizabeth. now why will i want ur trouble when i got mine?

*throws na2day in asylum with dobodobo*

ill let him deal with you!!

ayettymama:

*throws na2day in asylum with dobodobo*

ill let him deal with you!!

awwww, how sweet of u, u gave me free accommodation in this recession with a guy for me to torture too? u are the best

*blocks na2day like teyana at the clippers game*

ayettymama:

*blocks na2day like teyana at the clippers game*

sorry, i dont live in LA, i am a true breed AJ boi

@Missy B,

Whatz up gurl?,,,,,,you keep the ball rolling, .

Nice pics.

Me and my cousin went to visit a friend down the road,at d gate a guy walked up to me, (i got something in my mouth), the guy was like ''hello baby you resemble familiar. . . ." my cousin poked me i emptyed the contents in my mouth on the poor guy,oops my bad,lol. you don't talk to me when i got sumtin in my mouth with those cheap lines . It happened 2years ago sha,lol

nellaluv:

Me and my cousin went to visit a friend down the road,at d gate a guy walked up to me, (i got something in my mouth), the guy was like ''hello baby you resemble familiar. . . ." my cousin poked me i emptyed the contents in my mouth on the poor guy,oops my bad,lol. you don't talk to me when i got sumtin in my mouth with those cheap lines . It happened 2years ago sha,lol

and the guy didnt slap the u?

nellaluv:

Me and my cousin went to visit a friend down the road,at d gate a guy walked up to me, (i got something in my mouth), the guy was like ''hello baby you resemble familiar. . . ." my cousin poked me i emptyed the contents in my mouth on the poor guy,oops my bad,lol. you don't talk to me when i got sumtin in my mouth with those cheap lines . It happened 2years ago sha,lol

I take it the Shakespearean English knocked the contents out of your mouth How did the guy react?

After maintaining eye contacts for a while. .i'd just go over

Me: Hi, lets stop staring at each other,

Her:. . but i wasn't staring at you!

Me: but now you are. . .

she smiles

Me: ve u got a name? most people have one

she smiles more. . . **if she doesn't tell me her name**. . .i introduce myself.

Me: My name is violent. . . .and i kill people for a living

looooooooooool

Toasting Lines are very simple

Just flow naturally, be your self,


Just though about this:

Me: Hi

She: Hello

Me: U okay?

She: Yeah I am

Me: What's ur name?

She: Queen

Me: cool, niz

Me: I am faakay - f***k

She: f***k really ?   

Me: Oops nope I mean fork! Kitchen Utensils - don't get it wrong

She: OH I see

Sometimes when u spine some girls, they laugh n run away from u! pls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't talk to me she covers her eyes   

@ na2day y he go slap me i send am message,lol
@ebonyeyes, as expected, the guy was embarassed, he was speechless,lol. I remember apologizing and laughing then i ran away my cousin took care of him, hehehehe. what was i thinking,lolzzz

i prefer a girl meeting and talking 2 me 1st b4 i start up any conversation than me going 2 meet agirl, it happens few times thou, u knw our nigerian girl nau