Martin0:



Hahahahah see this girl oo

So u ve suddenly include me into bad gang abi ok oo

Sometimes am tricky u suppose know nau abi are my lying?

Yes nah ever since you start moving with lefu the ukwu master you have suddenly change your love for ukwu knows no bound.......you that I was waiting for our wedding night to successfully dis virgin ourselves.......only for me to discover you no longer a virgin yes nah you so tricky

biacan:
Yes nah ever since you start moving with lefu the ukwu master you have suddenly change your love for ukwu knows no bound.......you that I was waiting for our wedding night to successfully dis virgin ourselves.......only for me to discover you no longer a virgin yes nah you so tricky

Hahahahahah na wa oo na play I dey play with lefu oo him know say I jus dey pretend to like ukwu I don't love silicon u know,,I like natural tinz of life

dis-virgin ourselves hian ayam nor understanding u anymore ooo,I be think say u be st.maria oo I nor wan follow small girls oo abeg,Em I don well my nor talk sha

How today go na?

Martin0:


Hahahahahah na wa oo na play I dey play with lefu oo him know say I jus dey pretend to like ukwu I don't love silicon u know,,I like natural tinz of life

dis-virgin ourselves hian ayam nor understanding u anymore ooo,I be think say u be st.maria oo I nor wan follow small girls oo abeg,Em I don well my nor talk sha

How today go na?

Today was stressful my company people won use work kill me oooo

biacan:
Today was stressful my company people won use work kill me oooo

Chai kpele eh,which kind work u dey do self

Martin0:



Chai kpele eh,which kind work u dey do self

I'm an architect what you.........?

Cooking skill is one of the requirement in the marriage just like sex and financial stability. It's one of the pillars to keep a marriage going.
We've seen lot's of marriage crash because of that. As for me that's one of the requirement my future half will have to possess (future wifey hope you are hearing me wherever you are) although I'm a pretty good Cook.
If by error of ommission or commission she lacks such prowess then she will have to learn either by enrolling her in a catering school/lesson or I take it upon myself to teach her.

DeadRat, According to your story, my advice for that dilemmarised (permit me to use that word) young man is:

1.) Do not rush into marriage.
2.) Do not make marital decisions base on family pressure besides he is the one marrying her not his family (although African tradition says that the marriage is been done by the family and not the individuals involve. permit me to say this, Damn such belief.)
3.) If he loves the girl, her inability to cook won't prompt him to call it off with her. She can learn how to Cook by either enrolling her in a catering school or lesson. That girl needs his support. If possible he should postpone or suspend the wedding until when she has learn how to Cook.
4.) His love is passing through a testing/turbulence phase. He should fight and defend it if he values it.
5.) If the girl loves him and value her relationship, then she will have to go and learn how to cook.

That's just my opinion and advice.

#THANK YOU, NAMASTEY.

#XAVIER.

biacan:
I'm an architect what you.........?

Eh I be bus conductor

ubunja:
if she cant cook whats the point of marriage?? sex? then a prostitute is a better cheaper deal.

Because that's what marriage is about? Food and sex abi? Sense fall on you dear

trustyshoess:

Because that's what marriage is about? Food and sex abi? Sense fall on you dear

dont act too holy for nothing. sex is the ONLY THING you have to marry to get or else you are not going to heaven.
so what do u marry for? friendship? then get yourself Friendzoned and get the frienddship for cheap without paying dowry and having an expensive wedding.
who needs sense now?

Martin0:


Eh I be bus conductor

so na me you dey use joke which one be conductor

biacan:
so na me you dey use joke which one be conductor

Why u nor dey believe me once?? Eh

I dey tell u my profession u dey feel say na joke abi

Is it not possible I can be a bus conductor abi nor be job e be again

ubunja:

dont act too holy for nothing. sex is the ONLY THING you have to marry to get or else you are not going to heaven.
so what do u marry for? friendship? then get yourself Friendzoned and get the frienddship for cheap without paying dowry and having an expensive wedding.
who needs sense now?

You sound like a teenager. Won't waste any more time on a kid. When you grow up, you'll know better. Concentrate on your books and stay off the internet kid

trustyshoess:

You sound like a teenager. Won't waste any more time on a kid. When you grow up, you'll know better. Concentrate on your books and stay off the internet kid

as long as you are not going to marry a woman im the man you will meet when you want to get married
hate me all you want.but you will have to knkw how to cook to get a real man. unless you want a loser
if you cant cook stay home. you will starve a man to death.

ubunja:

as long as you are not going to marry a woman im the man you will meet when you want to get married
hate me all you want.but you will have to knkw how to cook to get a real man. unless you want a loser
if you cant cook stay home. you will starve a man to death.

there's no educating you, You're too far gone mate. Continue

Yes

DeadRat:

Yes, it should be because a way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Martin0:


Why u nor dey believe me once?? Eh

I dey tell u my profession u dey feel say na joke abi

Is it not possible I can be a bus conductor abi nor be job e be again

Nah better job but my Martin can't be a conductor biko

biacan:
Nah better job but my Martin can't be a conductor biko

Hian see gobe oo
Which kin woman u be sef

Madam I am a bus conductor
U can ask those I chat with they will tell you more

Ok u want prove don't worry when I get to start to dey shout I go do video for u

Martin0:



Hian see gobe oo
Which kin woman u be sef

Madam I am a bus conductor
U can ask those I chat with they will tell you more

Ok u want prove don't worry when I get to start to dey shout I go do video for u

Are you f**king kidding me.......? martin what do you want me to say to my friends after all the sweet words I've used on them telling them stuffs about you........how you normally surprise me with goodies they thought you're the son of a senator...... you took me unaware nah one chance you dey carry me go so

biacan:
Are you f**king kidding me.......? martin what do you want me to say to my friends after all the sweet words I've used on them telling them stuffs about you........how you normally surprise me with goodies they thought you're the son of a senator...... you took me unaware nah one chance you dey carry me go so

Hahahahahahahah na so oo
Wetin man go do na?

Now u know a bus conductor like me is not worth this beautiful girl

I can't take care of you
You see poor man,and u know bus conductor do drink ogogoro which mean's I may be drinking that..
Or u wanna marry a man like me

Come I will advice you stick to a rich and genttle beautiful man with brain's

Martin0:



Hahahahahahahah na so oo
Wetin man go do na?

Now u know a bus conductor like me is not worth this beautiful girl

I can't take care of you
You see poor man,and u know bus conductor do drink ogogoro which mean's I may be drinking that..
Or u wanna marry a man like me

Come I will advice you stick to a rich and genttle beautiful man with brain's

Nah there is this Uncle of mine that I'm about to link you up with maybe a banking job would do when you start working there then I can introduce you to my friends....... cause I can't leave you for another slay queen biko.......... remember the countless interview I have to undergo just to have you I can't risk it now

biacan:
Nah there is this Uncle of mine that I'm about to link you up with maybe a banking job would do when you start working there then I can introduce you to my friends....... cause I can't leave you for another slay queen biko.......... remember the countless interview I have to undergo just to have you I can't risk it now

Okokobioko bianca bianca hahahah u jus dey make me laugh this morning.

Well I nor wan work for bank,how can a bus conductor wey nor even go school and nor even know anything work in a bank

Ehm which friends?nor introduce me to them oo coz I may disappoint you by beze bezzeing ooo

Come ooo which interviews again
Nor come kill me this morning with laugh oo

Anyway join me (coffee)

Martin0:



Okokobioko bianca bianca hahahah u jus dey make me laugh this morning.

Well I nor wan work for bank,how can a bus conductor wey nor even go school and nor even know anything work in a bank

Ehm which friends?nor introduce me to them oo coz I may disappoint you by beze bezzeing ooo

Come ooo which interviews again
Nor come kill me this morning with laugh oo

Anyway join me (coffee)

Since you don't want the bank job........ how about you going to Dubai for business trip........which is to say you're about to become an importer
So you do forget things easily.... have you forgotten how I paid 20k just to book a section with you for a date......? that was the first interview nah

meanwhile Stop drinking tea with a left hand.... if I dey battle conductor I go dey battle this unnecessary character too.....? abeg o

biacan:
Since you don't want the bank job........ how about you going to Dubai for business trip........which is to say you're about to become an importer
Hahahahah chai na wa ooo see overflowing ministry



So you do forget things easily.... have you forgotten how I paid 20k just to book a section with you for a date......? that was the first interview nah
Hian na wa oooo come abeg oo
meanwhile Stop drinking tea with a left hand.... if I dey battle conductor I go dey battle this unnecessary character too.....? abeg o

. Ok ma no wahala I don hear u

sexybbstar:
It's important. If you can cook, try to teach her. She will learn faster that way.

u can't teach her now, if after all those years she couldn't learn, just know she is one of those freaky equality fanatics who will never take correction.