Wetin dey do some people sef?
Mental illness don fall on you.

Lolzzz, its too late to fail. Amen. .

Gerararar here mehn.

Oyindidi:
Nairalanders love you.

They want to kill me

Airforce1:


They want to kill me

They can't kill you dear. I've learnt a lot from you, nothing gets to you. Haters are always there to hate but its too late to fail

But Lalasticlala thinks otherwise

Oyindidi:
They can't kill you dear. I've learnt a lot from you, nothing gets to you. Haters are always there to hate but its too late to fail

Lol

Airforce1:

Lol

You try for the food but tomatoes and too much.

Oyindidi:
You try for the food but tomatoes and too much.

She wanted 3eggs and much tomatoes so I did just that ..

I tried even if some guys here talk down on the food .. I'm a man I don't belong to the kitchen like women.

Airforce1:

She wanted 3eggs and much tomatoes so I did just that ..

I tried even if some guys here talk down on the food .. I'm a man I don't belong to the kitchen like women.

Lol, who said you don't belong to the kitchen? the kitchen is for everybody. You tried

Oyindidi:
Lol, who said you don't belong to the kitchen? the kitchen is for everybody. You tried

I'm sorry but kitchen is for women

Airforce1:


I'm sorry but kitchen is for women

Seriously, the kitchen is for everybody member of the family. You better learn how to cook now. It's very annoying when a man can't cook, there are times the woman want to rest from cooking and the man can't boil common rice. If I'm travelling I have to stock the freezer with different food. He'll still burn my food warmer. I was mad last time and asked him to replace it. Bros go and learn how to cook.

Oyindidi:
Seriously, the kitchen is for everybody member of the family. You better learn how to cook now. It's very annoying when a man can't cook, there are times the woman want to rest from cooking and the man can't boil common rice. If I'm travelling I have to stock the freezer with different food. He'll still burn my food warmer. I was mad last time and asked him to replace it. Bros go and learn how to cook.

Sorry about that .. lol

But growing up , mom didn't allow us (boys) get close to the kitchen except my only darling sister
Probably because men shouldn't be seen in the kitchen

I started learning how to cook months after I started living alone at 19
... I tried to cook stew sometimes but it ended up tasting like piss.

But my girlfriend is gonna teach me how to cook now incase she's not around or not feeling too well ..

Airforce1:


Sorry about that .. lol

But growing up , mom didn't allow us (boys) get close to the kitchen except my only darling sister
Probably because men shouldn't be seen in the kitchen

I started learning how to cook months after I started living alone at 19
... I tried to cook stew sometimes but it ended up tasting like piss.

But my girlfriend is gonna teach me how to cook now incase she's not around or not feeling too well ..

Lol, stew is easy to prepare na allow the tin tomatoes to boil very well. You no serious, go YouTube watch videos on how to cook

Oyindidi:
Lol, stew is easy to prepare na allow the tin tomatoes to boil very well. You no serious, go YouTube watch videos on how to cook

Well it's easy for you because you're a woman ..

I'm a MAN

Nobody go crucify me if food wey I cook no sweet .

Airforce1:


Well it's easy for you because you're a woman ..

I'm a MAN

Nobody go crucify me if food wey I cook no sweet .

Even as a woman there are times you prepare tasteless food so don't flog yourself. Fold your balls go learn how to cook

Oyindidi:
Even as a woman there are times you prepare tasteless food so don't flog yourself. Fold your balls go learn how to cook

Please how do I fold my balls ?

Airforce1:

Please how do I fold my balls ?

Lol, you tell me

Enoma222:
_she_don_dey_like_you

Na so I see am here oo. Women sha. They like enjoyment pass anything.

Oyindidi:
Lol, you tell me

You don spoil finish o

Bloody single, u should have shown her pic. why are you eating alone?

Airforce1:

You don spoil finish o

Na you want spoil me now you wey spoil teytey

U gave a sick person that?

You get mind o

Moblord:
Bloody single, u should have shown her pic. why are you eating alone?

Done that so many times here

But this one I won't be showing her face like I did in the past with my past ex(s)

Oyindidi:
Nairalanders love you.

Safiaa:
Whats your name? Tell me I want to know

Safiaa:
airforce I cant lie to you. I love you but that egg is disgusting. Too much oil and you didn't chop the tomatoes properly. The egg doesn't even look fried. So sorry.

Lillyane:
Airforce1! Airforce1 Airforce1,how many times did I call you?

humeeh:
Jesssuuu!!! Na only tomatoes she wanto eat??

Airforce1 u can choose any of these girls.
They are loving u already. u don't need to be told so man up bro.

Oyindidi:
Na you want spoil me now you wey spoil teytey

I'm still a virgin

Never had before

crackhouse:

Airforce1 u can choose any of these girls.
They are loving u already.

Crackhouse, how that one take be love?

What's with the toothpicks? Is she supposed to pick the bread and egg out of her teeth or wah?

stefanweeks:
U gave a sick person that?

You get mind o

She's getting better now and I'm so happy

Thanks for stopping by.

Airforce1:


I'm still a virgin

Never had before

You wey dey change girlfriends every minute
I think I go create cooking thread for the guys here. Make una show us una cooking skills

Oyindidi:
Crackhouse, how that one take be love?

tell me u are not falling already. The dude is cool and caring too.

Oyindidi:
You wey dey change girlfriends every minute
I think I go create cooking thread for the guys here. Make una show us una cooking skills

I used to feel this way (photo below ) till I met my new babe


I just realised keeping so many girls is no enjoyment .

crackhouse:

tell me u are not falling already. The dude is cool and caring too.

Lol, he is like a younger brother. I like the way he handle online bullies, nothing more. Besides he is one cool guy you can chat with here. Most times I join him to derail his threads