Pweety4me:

Na your brotha?oya calm him 4 me jo. . .

~Sauron~:

Do you sleep with him without condoms/femidoms?

y me:

you know what to do if you want me to calm him
shhhhhhhhh you want me to let the cat out of the bag abi?
_{i am natural all thru}

y me:

you know what to do if you want me to calm him

<sub>lolz dat was a typo sha i meant "call" him. . .it's aight doe thanx.

@Sauron u could have @ least said somefin don't just ignore dat's childish & rather rude. . .it's ok doe i just wanted 2 tell u somefin.</sub>

@OP all 4 love?dat's stewwwwwpid sowrri. . . it's up 2 u wat u do doe u have a done quite a lot already u didn't call any1 4 help then so kapeesh!

~Sauron~:

Which leads to the $64,000 question. . . . . .
How many times have you aborted in the last 18 months?

honeric01:

@Sauron,   As 4 me, i only respond to what's on ground and not add mine, he said he didnt sleep with anygirl 4 2yrs after they met so i suggest he didnt cheat nor got infected elsewhere so he should think with his head and get outta that trap of a relationship.

y me:

you want may thunder fire that ya computer abi
how will i have an abortion when i havent eaten the forbidden food yet

honeric01:

And hw's it a bad habit? Do u no d girl in person? Do u ave any other information different from what the poster provided or do u no the poster in person? That analogy u posted does nt rhyme with whats being discussed because u do nt no d guy or d girl neither do u no me or my girl, so i'd dismiss any rumor like that without thinking twice.

~Sauron~:

Responding to what's on ground when it involves 2 people is a bad habit.
So if someone says Sauron just slept with your girlfriend, you will go gung-ho on me without checking out?

~Sauron~:

Jesus Wept!!! My $50 says you have eaten/digested the forbidden fruit.
Besides, what is to say you haven't swallowed his seeds.

y me:

check wetin out of course you will do that, you wey like chop and clean mouth

you want me to post the virginity confirmatory test i did today

honeric01:

Too bad u think ALL nigerian men have a lie fabricating tendency including you but i'm not in that league with you and i no alot of nigerian men who are not in that league too. He mite have nt opened up more but he still has the right to be given the benefit of doubt.

~Sauron~:

I cannot disagree with this.
Sauron loves eating and cleaning his mouth. I despise clumsiness.

~Sauron~:

I will be glad to see that.

y me:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX6m5CrFLyg&feature=related
nurrin do you becareful before you end up with red oil on your lips
its in slavanisky language so you wont understand

~Sauron~:

2 things. . . .

--I don't like Wande Coal.
--I understand all languages.

~Sauron~:

^^^

I am allergic to ghosts.

y me:

i know u aint gonna be allergic to sexy hot ghost baby
^{i will be at your door at 1:am} so watch out

honeric01:

Now these are the reasons why he should be given the benefit of doubt: what if the condom he used broke/tore/slipped off or leaked? What if it was an old or weak condom?or cant these scenerio occure?

~Sauron~:

Y-me, don't venture it o.
I sleep with 2 glocks(desert eagles) in ma bed.

~Sauron~:

Please, i don't wanna be in your second funeral.

y me:

never mind,the 2 glocks are gonna make way for the QUEEN BEE 
just 2 more hours baby and am gonna be at ya door
sharon stone you want make i break your head
_{if you nor take time now i go take you go Atan}

~Sauron~:

Nor be me and you. . . . .

y me:

oh we can also get freaky in church too what ya think?
_{1 hour 42 minutes more}

~Sauron~:

Jesus Wept!!!!

tomba:

You guys don't need to be argumentative about this sauron is just being mischievous cos i always use condoms & have not slept with another person 4 over 3 years dat i've known her. Unbelievable isn't it? Well, let me intimate u with another instance when she said she was going to see her cousin against my dissent cos i was suspicious of the cousin thing. She defied me and it almost led to a quarrel, i then let her go. She came back hours later looking & acting ruffled. She then told me, without even asking her o, that she went to see an old aquaintance and the guy slept with her. The funniest part is that just a day earlier, she was crying with pleasure when we made luv. Well, thanks to you Nairalanders, i can now summont the strenght to finally ditch her & 4get any luv or compassion.

tomba:

You guys don't need to be argumentative about this sauron is just being mischievous cos i always use condoms & have not slept with another person 4 over 3 years dat i've known her. Unbelievable isn't it? Well, let me intimate u with another instance when she said she was going to see her cousin against my dissent cos i was suspicious of the cousin thing. She defied me and it almost led to a quarrel, i then let her go. She came back hours later looking & acting ruffled. She then told me, without even asking her o, that she went to see an old aquaintance and the guy slept with her. The funniest part is that just a day earlier, she was crying with pleasure when we made luv. Well, thanks to you Nairalanders, i can now summont the strenght to finally ditch her & 4get any luv or compassion.

~Sauron~:

If it occurred, he would mention it.
The poster is sharp enough to remember the sins of his girlfriend but selective amnesia got to him and he forgot his condom broke whilst fuckin?