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| Funny Breakup Lines by DerahAlex(f): 5:59pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
This is one topic that always cracks me up whenever it comes up. When you think you've had enough of your boyfriend or girlfriend and you want your freedom, what lines do you use? Apart from the conventional 'its not you, its me' or 'You are such a nice person and you deserve someone better' lines, I have heard some really bleeped up lines. 'I saw you in my dream and you were holding another man's hand with a ring on your finger and so I'm breaking up with you so you can find that man'. I know it sounds crazy but this line was actually used on me and I can't seem to understand it till today. Hilarious���. Dude, if you are tired of a girl, just tell her you wanna break up cos its not working for you but dragging God and your dreams into it is just too low. Here's another one, 'I don't want to be blocking your way because you are ripe for marriage'. Heard this from a friend. I mean all these breakup lines are just stupid and they make the breakup hurt more. Maybe people come up with these silly breakup lines because their partners need a solid reason why they are being dumped. What do you think? And what's the worst breakup line you have used on someone or has been used on you? 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by cantok(m): 6:03pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
DerahAlex:I will look for a very well loaded gun if anyone uses fake excuses on me
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| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by coolestofall(m): 6:04pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
My dick n ur pussy r no longer compatible, I need an upgrade. 2 Likes |
| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by purem(m): 6:18pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
"Bae my pastor told me there's no future for both of us in marriage He said staying in this relationship with you is dragging my destiny backward, am sorry bae" If this post finally get to FP ehn  CRAZY COMMENTS LOADING.......... 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by Nobody: 6:27pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Anything I say you accept, you don't argue, I feel you are cheating cos you are way too nice, its over between us.  .2 Likes |
| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by DerahAlex(f): 6:31pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Hahaha. If the girl kills you, I won't blame her. coolestofall: |
| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by DerahAlex(f): 6:32pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Shift lemme faint. Purebeerry: |
| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by Nobody: 6:41pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by candyguyofficia(m): 6:47pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
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| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by coolestofall(m): 6:51pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
DerahAlex:Y na? She too will run on her own when she notices little guy does not operate authomatic anymore. She will b tired of manual booting. |
| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by DerahAlex(f): 7:04pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Ifa catch you and that your pastor ehn purem: |
| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by DerahAlex(f): 7:06pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Lol...Oga u need Jesus  coolestofall: |
| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by Headlesschicken(m): 7:29pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
You've gat serious mouth odour n v been cool wiv it cos d $ex x great buh i can't take it anymore,gotta take a walk it hurts me as i do this,buh i would always b praying 4u... |
| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by coolestofall(m): 7:34pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
DerahAlex:I hv him already, n he loves me just d way I am. |
| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by DerahAlex(f): 8:25pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Jesus!!! Headlesschicken: |
| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by Jodha(f): 8:55pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
I'm tired of seeing yhur face.... It's over... |
| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by BraidedChannel: 9:10pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Purebeerry:Ubunja!!!.This is the truth you have been telling us.. It doesn't pay to be a nice guy... |
| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by ubunja(m): 9:32pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
BraidedChannel:the power of truth bra 2 Likes |
| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by seoxpert(m): 9:45pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Some of these lines are crazy I swear. > can't stop laughing |
| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by Nobody: 9:46pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Headlesschicken:Kuku kee me...
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| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by deafeyez: 9:54pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
I have no feelings for you any longer. I have been trying to manage all this while. Don't come calling. |
| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by anuofia(m): 10:13pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
you re too beautiful for my liking is over BTW us  1 Like |
| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by anuofia(m): 10:19pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
when I called you won't allow me to listen to ur callertunez!you pick up instantly,!you re anxious and too selfish!it over 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by Goldenheart(m): 10:36pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
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| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by Nobody: 10:54pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Our destiny is no longer compatible. My Bet9ja tickets usually lose whenever you call or message while my selected games are in progress
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| Re: Funny Breakup Lines by DerahAlex(f): 9:10am On Dec 27, 2017 |
...please don't kill me with laughanuofia: |
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