1.Male Honey Bees’ (TESTI-GRENADE)


Essentially what happens when honey bees mate is that when a queen honey bee reaches sexual maturity, or rather “if” a queen bee reaches sexual maturity (given that virgin queen rivals tend to seek each other out and try to kill each other) her reward is an orgy with a dozen or so male drones.
Unfortunately for the “lucky” males involved in this mating ritual this is the last act they will participate in during their time on Earth.
Whenever a male drone ejaculates into the queen his testicles quite literally explode, propelling both his semen and his (now broken off) penis into the queen’s vagina. This act paralyses the male, leaving him to die. And all this is for the sake of a sexual encounter that lasts only 1-2 seconds.

Man`s not hot i guess.

2.Black widow spider (The sadist).

This spider's bite is much feared because its venom is reported to be 15 times stronger than a rattlesnake’s. The animals most at risk from the black widow's bite are insects—and male black widow spiders. Females sometimes kill and eat their counterparts after mating in a macabre behavior that gave the insect its name. Black widows are solitary year-round except during this violent mating ritual.

What a sadist.

3. Feminists



*Picks race*

3. Male Argentine Lake Ducks Use Their Penis As A “Lasso”( Big whip)

WARNING, do not read this if you have a small whip.

Shouldn’t be on the list, but the display of a large roddy by a bird can’t be overlooked.
The male Argentine Lake Duck is a Guinness World Record holder for having the largest reproductive organ of any bird species. Perhaps even more impressive though is that, in relation to body size, it has the longest penis of all vertebrate species.
This incredibly long penis tends to be around 17 inches (roughly the size of the duck itself) and is corkscrew shaped. Given the ridiculous length of their penis, some male ducks have been observed using their penis as a lasso to catch females for mating.
This lassoing ability is particularly advantageous for the males aiming to pass on their genes as the female ducks generally tend to be resistant to mating.

4. Bonobos (sex is Life)


Bonobos are a type of chimpanzee for whom sex is pretty much a way of life. They use sex for just about everything from starting conflicts to resolving conflicts and even for post-conflict reconciliation. They also use sexual activities as a form of greeting each other and forming social bonds, taking the whole “friends with benefits” thing to another level.
Bonobos aren’t overly picky either when it comes to sex and will engage in sexual behavior with each other regardless of age or gender, with the only real exception being that mothers and their adult sons tend not to engage in sexual activities together.
They are also the only non-human animal that has been seen to engage in face-to-face sexual intercourse, tongue kissing and MouthAction.

Such a hot life.

5.Male Mandarin fish Shoot Their Sperm On Mating Couples (What a sissy)


Mandarin fish sex is all a bit fishy. When a pair of mandarin fish mate the female releases a cloud of about 200 eggs, which the male releases his sperm over. Nothing really odd about that to be fair.
However…
We’ve all heard the phrase “size doesn’t matter” right? Well apparently this isn’t the case if you’re a mandarin fish. Due to the low numbers of sexually active females in the mandarin fish population competition among the males tends to be high. So even if you’ve got a great personality, if you’re a weaker male mandarin fish then chances are a member of the opposite sex isn’t going to pick you as a mate.
These weaker male mandarin fish therefore respond to not getting to mate in perhaps the creepiest possible way. They wait until another pair of mandarin fish are mating and shoot their sperm at the mating couple in the hope of randomly fertilizing the female's eggs.
They then button up their trench coat and leave to look for another set of victims (presumably).

RANDY BONOBO! New insult for girls 2018

6. Antechinus( The sex maniac)


All females come into oestrus at the time, triggering a mating frenzy among males. Copulation is a violent affair with males biting the backs of the females' necks during their brief encounter before each move on to other partners. A fortnight later, every male is dead, overwhelmed by the stress-related corticosteroids produced during the frenzy of mating.
Dr Fisher studied the mating habits and paternity of brown antechinus (A. stuartii), whose females usually only breed once, and found that sperm competition is the driving force behind their extreme breeding synchronisation and mating effort. "Although each mating typically takes about twelve hours, females aren't particularly fussy and will have sex with multiple partners if they can, avoiding only those males that are picked on by other males, and perceived to be weak," she says.
Literally, they bang a female and then move to another female and bang bang bang, just to ensure their gene is passed on due to low fertilization, eventually then pass on.

A good way to go I must say, They sure deserve recognition for this act.

7.Bedbugs (Stone cold)


Rather than finding the female's reproductive organs and getting a little frisky, this quick-moving bug just stabs his lady in her stomach, deposits his sperm and leaves. The sperm then travel through the female's blood stream into sperm receptacles and eventually into her waiting ovaries.
This type of mating behavior is known by the terrifying title of “traumatic insertion,” and it certainly lives up to its name. At least when it's happening to something as horrible as bed bugs it's a lot harder to feel bad for the victims.


A real sign of domestic violence, don’t you think.

8. Praying Mantis (Blissful death).

it's common knowledge that female praying mantises eat the heads of their mates during intercourse, but as it turns out, this isn't always the case. In some species, head-eating is a required part of the interaction, as it makes the male ejaculate more quickly. But in most cases, the cannibalism is actually a relatively rare behavior that occurs anywhere from 5-31% of the time. In these cases, the female will only eat the male because she's hungry and needs more sustenance in order to go on living. Remember, most animals only mate to keep their species going and a dead female isn't going to help the mantis survive as a species. When cannibalism doesn't occur, the mating ritual is actually a bit romantic, including a long mating dance and soft antennae stroking.
The female may begin feeding by biting off the male's head (as they do with regular prey), and if mating has begun, the male's movements may become even more vigorous in its delivery of sperm.
Males sometimes break off their genitals inside the female, to ensure fertilization. Females with genitals already broken off inside of them ate their mates much more quickly, providing the males with even less time to attempt to successfully mate first.


The perfect meal.

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Quite educative

femolacqua:
Quite educative

Thanks..

it is we that ought to thank thee

Lovely topic, I must say. Learnt a great deal but what I noticed and what bothers me is that most males tend to die during or after mating
I wonder if this is naturally wired in almost all male species; Even the praying mantis makes love to a headless partner.
At least they died doing what they love, now thats priceless.
This should serve as a lesson to all men

NarnieSnyper:
Lovely topic, I must say. Learnt a great deal but what I noticed and what bothers me is that most males tend to die during or after mating
I wonder if this is naturally wired in almost all male species; Even the praying mantis makes love to a headless partner.
At least they died doing what they love, now thats priceless.
This should serve as a lesson to all men

Lots and lots really,
Male Brazilian Slender Opossums Die After Sex, Females Die After Giving Birth,
Male dark fishing spider,
The Male Little Red Kaluta.

Guess it has to be the males, else there will be no one to carry the offspring..

Funny enough, Animals like the Sea Horse, males do carry d baby before birth.

Eze2000:
it is we that ought to thank thee

Okay, this is so cool. Bonobos!! They give each other mouth action like wtf?

Should be on fp, lalasticlala good morning.

Lala.... Guess, there's no snake on the list, So no FP...