with the rave of sex dolls...fast forward to 2030, this will be the typical marriage introduction:
Son: ah papa i say make i come introduce my sweet sexy wifey to you. As una don disturb me so, i say make i settle down jeje.

Father: Omekennia! Now you are talking like my son. My friends will know today that na adirom eti mmuo a na-akwa aka. I told them that my son will get married this year. By the way, hope she fine and she get backa? You sure say she no follow for these slay mamas dem? But keduzi? i no see am with you oo, where she dey? Bring am make i see.

Son: papa...no worry she gather wella. If you saw this one before you marry mama eeh, your life for dey better because you no go born pikin wey go dey give you wahala. Make i go bring am show you.

Father: you dis evil child, no dey talk about your mama anyhow, i love that woman die. Make her soul rest in peace sha... Oya go bring the woman. Omekannia! You this boy, i know say you go make me proud one day.

Son: (brings it and keeps it on the sofa). Papa meet Harmonie my wife to be. She fine anyhow plus she is very royal like loya milk.

Father: omekannia! She come overfine like mami water. Ah this my child get eye oo. But how come you carry am, she dey handicapped?. (to the wife, abi doll) Nne kedu? My son talk say your name na hermoney e be like say he too like to dey chop your money?

Doll and wife to be: (falls of sofa).

Son: (rushes to place her properly on the sofa). Papa, make you no too dey disturb am she no dey hear wetin you dey yarn so.

Father: she dey deaf too? This boy you will not come and kill me before my time. Abi na only fine wey she fine? Even she no carry beta waist sef. Be like say she proud sef she no dey great person. Haa this boy yaff murdered me.

Son: papa, forget all this thing wey you dey talk. No be you say make i marry wife wey go dey do anything i want, wey go dey give me peace of mind, wey no go dey nag me anyhow. You come talk say make she fine too, make she no be the kind wey no go suck my money finish...the small money wey i have? Na im be this. You know how many nacking wey this doll dey give me per day? Even when mama was alive she no fit give you that till she died. Papa, this one neva ask me for anything since i dey date am oo. Forget her waist, i tell you say i like slim gals die. Papa, i no know how e dey be for you oo. Make you no dey insult my doll anyhow.

Father: wait wait wait...Chijindu! Na doll be this? I for say...ah! No human can be so unfortunate. So na doll you carry enter this hauz Chijindu? I tell your mama say you no be my son, you no dey behave like me at all. Even when i was young like you wen i no get sense, my senselessness was better than your intelligence! E remain make i sell you on ebay bastard son of a thousand fathers. Idiot!

Son: i will take that as an approval to continue with the marriage. Na for ebay i buy this doll, if you sell me at ebay, e mean say God don join us together to become one. And abeg make you no put assunder unless say you sef wan make thunder put you assunder.

Father: chijindu my son, if that doll born, make you no bring the dollish child to this hauz idiot!

Sex doll. Not wife doll. It's just for sex, people would still get married.

wat a pity

Elparaiso:
Sex doll. Not wife doll. It's just for sex, people would still get married.

someone cannot play with you??

But make i tell you the real truth, e fit possible say human being go wake up one morning say he wan marry doll. E don already happen b4 sef.

Ebuka2016:

someone cannot play with you??

But make i tell you the real truth, e fit possible say human being go wake up one morning say he wan marry doll. E don already happen b4 sef.

That one just weird sha. But the dolls are for sex, not relationship or marriage.

rotfl

Elparaiso:


That one just weird sha. But the dolls are for sex, not relationship or marriage.

it is more weird to have sex with a doll than it is to have a relationship with it. The name makes no difference, its still a doll after all. Poor doll, some peeps with 12 inch dicks will now molest the doll.