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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Thegeneralqueen(f): 6:24pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:


grin grin grin grin I'm joking oh. I dey joke, don't take me serious grin grin grin
I'll definitely take you serious after all you advise that guy yesterday on coaching stuff cool
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 6:24pm On Jan 22, 2018
lefulefu:
so very true.. When a man sometimes has up to 15 or 30 side chicks na imsef he dey stress. U will see such men looking stressed up and tired and some go top am up by drinking beer. Why won't u be fagged out.kudos bro on ur good health.


Lol. Kudos ke, we should all build ourselves up. That thing dey vex me, beer. If men no wetin beer dey do body, especially when combined with cigarette dem go dey run from am. On top, them go dey parole like 4 chicks. OMG, i wish men could be wiser, women wey dirty, dirty things with spiritual HIV. When i see women some men dey chyke, shame dey catch me for them, dirty things.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 6:25pm On Jan 22, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
I'll definitely take you serious after all you advise that guy yesterday on coaching stuff cool


Hahaha spiritual watchwoman, Jesus Christ is Messiah. Chai, the internet never forgets ..OMG, I'm deactivating this account
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Thegeneralqueen(f): 6:28pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:



Hahaha spiritual watchwoman, Jesus Christ is Messiah. Chai, the internet never forgets ..OMG, I'm deactivating this account
She only thinks of you she's still young mark her well well don't take no for an answer tell her you'll teach her......grin grin grin grin
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 6:46pm On Jan 22, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
She only thinks of you she's still young mark her well well don't take no for an answer tell her you'll teach her......grin grin grin grin



Hahahaha Osanobua. Na so life small. Jesus is Lord grin
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luminouz(m): 6:50pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:
@Lefulefu


You and I both know the sugar theorem has loopholes. Not like i advocte eating sweeties recklessly, but if we look at the food we consume as Nigerians, our daily intake comprises of large amount of sugar. From the drinks, to noodles, to spice, to rice, to bread, our overall daily aggregate sugar intake level is as high as raw sugar, we just eat the sugar baked/cooked, not like we totally eliminate sugar intake.


Anyways, guys need to cut down on beers, soft drink, i know i've abstained from all kinds of soft drink for over 5 years now. I wonder why people don't see that these soft drinks are becoming toxic for our lives.

We need tell our brothers, replace the canned drinks with malt, yoghirt, pure milk that provide nourishment etc.

Overall brother, it goes deeper than sugar, how about hormonal levels, because if Insulin and the likes are working at optimal capacity, conversion to other food forms will make our systems freer of excess materials. So, it goes beyond the sugar wahala technically abeg. Rice contains some form of sugar, and virtually all we eat as far as Nigeria is concerned.


Rather than avoids, why not how we go tell brothers build sexual power ahead? I.e. by taking 100mg of Zinc daily have been known to boost sexual prowess, research plenty nah my brother doctor, educate us....o...

How yourside, na Obaseki dey reign now oh. Him name don dey ring bell...

I don't drink or smoke or take sugar(prefer honey) or take soft drinks(malt is what I drink) for like 10 years now!
Why won't I be a king in d oza room...
Lefulefu...ur so on point!!!! When I see niggas hyping drinks n eating one fufu with 50 pieces of meat I just shake my head..... Yet them no go gym!
I love my lifestyle n it makes me look way younger!!!
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 6:51pm On Jan 22, 2018
luminouz:


I don't drink or smoke or take sugar(prefer honey) or take soft drinks(malt is what I drink) for like 10 years now!
Why won't I be a king in d oza room...
Lefulefu...ur so on point!!!! When I see niggas hyping drinks n eating one fufu with 50 pieces of meat I just shake my head..... Yet them no go gym!
I love my lifestyle n it makes me look way younger!!!


Same here. Dont take too much Suya cause of potential toxic substances that can form in them like Benzene

No wonder you stretch that your ex kitty and made it catch fire...
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luminouz(m): 6:52pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:



Same here. Dont take too much Suya cause of potential toxic substances that can form in them like Benzene

No wonder you stretch that your ex kitty and made it catch fire...
U got it bro!!!
Suya? Lmaooo!!!
D oil alone gives me pimples.. I eat fish....

D ex thingy? I even use vex fuvk am...if I dey cool eh...
She go hear GBOA GBOA!!!
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 6:54pm On Jan 22, 2018
luminouz:

U got it bro!!!
Suya? Lmaooo!!!
D oil alone gives me pimples.. I eat fish....


Good, cause when oil hits fire, it induces harmful substances to form that sets off the formation of radicals in the body system. Yes na, optimal health = kitty on fire... grin


Lol @ use vex fck am, too graphic, please i'm just ten. I like how you explain am the other day,m she dey use Love Machine no close door, na him you epp am.. Chai, Luminouz, so yu can fvck like this... That was fvckin hilariou.s i laughed my heart out that day
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Thegeneralqueen(f): 6:54pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:




Hahahaha Osanobua. Na so life small. Jesus is Lord grin
You're something else grin grin
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 6:55pm On Jan 22, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
You're something else grin grin


I'm a free thinker. Shey i told you not to take me serious
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Thegeneralqueen(f): 6:58pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:



I'm a free thinker. Shey i told you not to take me serious
No you didn't tongue
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 6:59pm On Jan 22, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
No you didn't tongue
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I see. anyways 8% of my social media comments are jokes..
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 7:01pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:



Same here. Dont take too much Suya cause of potential toxic substances that can form in them like Benzene

No wonder you stretch that your ex kitty and made it catch fire...
the only time i buy suya na if a babe hala me make i buy suya for her if i stroll out or she follow me stroll out.u know our ladies get sweet mouth cheesy.ordinarily i no dey buy suya.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 7:03pm On Jan 22, 2018
lefulefu:
the only time i buy suya na if a babe hala me make i buy suya for her if i stroll out or she follow me stroll out.u know our ladies get sweet mouth cheesy.ordinarily i no dey buy suya.


We can eat it, but not consistently so the chemical formations don't build up and sets off different things in our bodies..Anyways yu na docktor na i trust yu, na better ukwu remain for you...If no be say Lalas dey hooked, you and that chick get beta chemistry o
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 7:03pm On Jan 22, 2018
luminouz:


I don't drink or smoke or take sugar(prefer honey) or take soft drinks(malt is what I drink) for like 10 years now!
Why won't I be a king in d oza room...
Lefulefu...ur so on point!!!! When I see niggas hyping drinks n eating one fufu with 50 pieces of meat I just shake my head..... Yet them no go gym!
I love my lifestyle n it makes me look way younger!!!
Gbam! cheesy
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Thegeneralqueen(f): 7:05pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:
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I see. anyways 8% of my social media comments are jokes..
Coming from the coaching master cool
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 7:05pm On Jan 22, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Coming from the coaching master cool


Na wa. I go deactivate this account this week....You don sabi me too much
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Thegeneralqueen(f): 7:07pm On Jan 22, 2018
lefulefu:
the only time i buy suya na if a babe hala me make i buy suya for her if i stroll out or she follow me stroll out.u know our ladies get sweet mouth cheesy.ordinarily i no dey buy suya.
Lefu upon all my sweet mouth you never still buy suya for me nah waiting dey happen embarassed e be like say I need to tidy my game up embarassed
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Thegeneralqueen(f): 7:09pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:



Na wa. I go deactivate this account this week....You don sabi me too much
no matter where you run go I will definitely track you cool
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 7:09pm On Jan 22, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
no matter where you run go I will definitely track you cool

Na beans?


I dey come, make i go buy fried chicken.Hunger
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 7:10pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:



We can eat it, but not consistently so the chemical formations don't build up and sets off different things in our bodies..Anyways yu na docktor na i trust yu, na better ukwu remain for you...If no be say Lalas dey hooked, you and that chick get beta chemistry o
well if i dey with a girl i really love and i see she ain't eating right i had advice her and guide her cos dat one na my girl na and i won't want my girl go through any health complication .if na random girl i won't say anything. Lalas is a cool chick.we are great friendswink.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Thegeneralqueen(f): 7:11pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:

Na beans?

I dey come, make i go buy fried chicken.Hunger
I hear you cool
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 7:13pm On Jan 22, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Lefu upon all my sweet mouth you never still buy suya for me nah waiting dey happen embarassed e be like say I need to tidy my game up embarassed
na waoh u no need to toast me cos of ordinary suya nacheesy.ok no worry this night i will take u out to buy u ogbonge suyacheesy. E get one abok! For front of mainroad near my pad wey dey sell suyacheesy.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Thegeneralqueen(f): 7:20pm On Jan 22, 2018
lefulefu:
na waoh u no need to toast me cos of ordinary suya nacheesy.ok no worry this night i will take u out to buy u ogbonge suyacheesy. E get one abok! For front of mainroad near my pad wey dey sell suyacheesy.
The man go don understand you well well if you bring ukwulicious lady even you nor get money him go give u on credit cool
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luminouz(m): 7:43pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:



Good, cause when oil hits fire, it induces harmful substances to form that sets off the formation of radicals in the body system. Yes na, optimal health = kitty on fire... grin


Lol @ use vex fck am, too graphic, please i'm just ten. I like how you explain am the other day,m she dey use Love Machine no close door, na him you epp am.. Chai, Luminouz, so yu can fvck like this... That was fvckin hilariou.s i laughed my heart out that day
Lmao!
Well u can't blame me joor
She fvvked up!!!
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 7:48pm On Jan 22, 2018
lefulefu:
well if i dey with a girl i really love and i see she ain't eating right i had advice her and guide her cos dat one na my girl na and i won't want my girl go through any health complication .if na random girl i won't say anything. Lalas is a cool chick.we are great friendswink.

I can feel the coolness in una friendship. You need to find a way to talk to your chick to eat healthy o
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 7:48pm On Jan 22, 2018
luminouz:

Lmao!
Well u can't blame me joor
She fvvked up!!!

Mehn, i stored the clip in my mind oh, like say i dey there... Lol
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Annie939(f): 8:00pm On Jan 22, 2018
hmmmmmmmm nawa for some ladies
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 8:01pm On Jan 22, 2018
Annie939:
hmmmmmmmm nawa for some ladies


Its the new world na.. grin
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 8:08pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:


I can feel the coolness in una friendship. You need to find a way to talk to your chick to eat healthy o
sure wen i don get a serious chick she will be enlightened on datcheesy
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 8:09pm On Jan 22, 2018
lefulefu:
sure wen i don get a serious chick she will be enlightened on datcheesy

May serious chick fall on you. Lalas no get younger sista to hook you up with? Make u kuku ma join the family fully grin

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