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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 2:50pm On Jan 22, 2018
victorakpabome:


You are not serious grin yeye cheesy cheesy grin


I'm not joking. I don't want to talk about the source cause i'm not anaonymous here...But yes,over 2,000 deeks. Just like the day i saw adude with a 6.5-7 inch flaccid deek. Omo, i look the guy face say, omo which woman go fit receive this one, if erect, that dude would stretch up to 9 Inches. Aboki powder don scatter him life
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by TourismMan(m): 2:55pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:




grin grin grin grin grin grin grin No mind me jare, some coded levels like that. Around 2500 deeks sha, and i never saw one that was too short and out of the ordinary over the five years period i had access to the source

Hmmmmmmmm, I like your bluntness though. On the matter, you mean to say you have 5yrs experience in the business? That is minimal sha compared to an Igbo girl I know that has stayed over 20yrs in a particular brothel rendering 'services' to men. I think she should be consulted on a case like this.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 2:57pm On Jan 22, 2018
TourismMan:


Hmmmmmmmm, I like your bluntness though. On the matter, you mean to say you have 5yrs experience in the business? That is minimal sha compared to an Igbo girl I know that has stayed over 20yrs in a particular brothel rendering 'services' to men. I think she should be consulted on a case like this.


I didn't say brothel. I said " a source ". I don't patronize whores, neither have i ever worked at an hotel. It was a place i passed through in my earlier years in life..Spent five years during this time at the source, so, 2000 deeks aint a big deal brov.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by TheManofTomorrow(m): 3:05pm On Jan 22, 2018
TourismMan:


This is the same mouth the man in question was making until he was discovered to have a dot dick. Lol.
I don't need to clarify myself to you. I won't make mouth to any girl offline. She will see for herself whether its dot or not when she finally get laid.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 3:06pm On Jan 22, 2018
TheManofTomorrow:
I don't need to clarify myself to you. I won't make mouth to any girl offline. She will see for herself whether its dot or not when she finally get laid.


;DThat's the spirit !
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by TourismMan(m): 3:06pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:



I'm not joking. I don't want to talk about the source cause i'm not anaonymous here...But yes,over 2,000 deeks. Just like the day i saw adude with a 6.5-7 inch flaccid deek. Omo, i look the guy face say, omo which woman go fit receive this one, if erect, that dude would stretch up to 9 Inches. Aboki powder don scatter him life

But you didn't 'samankwe' the man? Anyways, I do watch pornographies and I can tell you there are diccks in this life and in this Nigeria. There are some you see and you would be wondering and forced to ask God why he is partial in distribution. I watched a normal sex scene between lovers (note: not staged pornographic setting) and I saw a dick that made me shiver. My gawd! I was wondering if a woman can actually take such but to my very eyes, the girl took it all and was in even the one doing the thrusting. The dicck filled in in her pussy so much such that she was constantly farting on almost each thrust. Some guys are more blessed down there than others. No be lie
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 3:09pm On Jan 22, 2018
TourismMan:


But you didn't 'samankwe' the man? Anyways, I do watch pornographies and I can tell you there are diccks in this life and in this Nigeria. There are some you see and you would be wondering and forced to ask God why he is partial in distribution. I watched a normal sex scene between lovers (note: not staged pornographic setting) and I saw a dick that made me shiver. My gawd! I was wondering if a woman can actually take such but to my very eyes, the girl took it all and was in even the one doing the thrusting. The dicck filled in in her pussy so much such that she was constantly farting on almost each thrust. Some guys are more blessed down there than others. No be lie

This one isn't blessed please. It looked like a police baton even in its flaccid state. There's nothing like some are more blessed. The man in question wasn't/isn't educated, i looked at his face. Definitely one of those men that buy all these Fulani rubbish. I swear what i saw was a 6.5-7inch flaccid deek. If that stretches, even without stretching, only ladies that have given birth can take it 6.5 inch, let alone 9 inch when it's erect....How many ladies can take in even 6 inch stick? Many are within the periphery that biology dictates, i.e. 5.5-5.8 except if they've over-experimented, so tell me how a 6.5 inch flaccid deeked guy will have enjoyable session with such ladies, it's non-enjoyable, just 30% gets in, the rest remains out. It's horrible jare
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Lonestar124: 3:10pm On Jan 22, 2018
BTT:


Were you there when the Fixer was fixing it?
Thanks for stopping by

Is unfortunate I don't have answer to your dumb question...My fellow creature

Hope your day is going fine?
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by TourismMan(m): 3:12pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:



I didn't say brothel. I said " a source ". I don't patronize whores, neither have i ever worked at an hotel. It was a place i passed through in my earlier years in life..Spent five years during this time at the source, so, 2000 deeks aint a big deal brov.

You care to throw a little more light on the source? Medical line? Sex industry? Random assessment? Which?
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 3:13pm On Jan 22, 2018
TourismMan:


You care to throw a little more light on the source? Medical line? Sex industry? Random assessment? Which?


None of these....I'm not anonymous on the forum bro sorry...But plenty preeks. the image still dey my mind self grin grin grin grin
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luminouz(m): 3:14pm On Jan 22, 2018
winnar:
biko, dot that goes on and on and on and on and on and on..., Is that one still a dot? cheesy
Lmao
U eh!!! grin
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luminouz(m): 3:15pm On Jan 22, 2018
TourismMan:


You care to throw a little more light on the source? Medical line? Sex industry? Random assessment? Which?
Morgue attendant? tongue
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by TourismMan(m): 3:19pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:


This one isn't blessed please. It looked like a police baton even in its flaccid state. There's nothing like some are more blessed. The man in question wasn't/isn't educated, i looked at his face. Definitely one of those men that buy all these Fulani rubbish. I swear what i saw was a 6.5-7inch flaccid deek. If that stretches, even without stretching, only ladies that have given birth can take it 6.5 inch, let alone 9 inch when it's erect....How many ladies can take in even 6 inch stick? Many are within the periphery that biology dictates, i.e. 5.5-5.8 except if they've over-experimented, so tell me how a 6.5 inch flaccid deeked guy will have enjoyable session with such ladies, it's non-enjoyable, just 30% gets in, the rest remains out. It's horrible jare

Very true. I notice that most of the long diccks normally do not go in all. Most part of it remain outside during thrusting and if the guy tries to force all in, the girl will attempt to stop him or make a displeasing sound to show her uncomfortable state. So why then do women crave for 13" dicks when they can take it all? Why do they condemn our 6-7" (erected) dicck?
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by TourismMan(m): 3:22pm On Jan 22, 2018
luminouz:

Morgue attendant? tongue

It can't be morgue. No one takes into consideration the dicck sizes of dead men.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 3:23pm On Jan 22, 2018
TourismMan:


Very true. I notice that most of the long diccks normally do not go in all. Most part of it remain outside during thrusting and if the guy tries to force all in, the girl will attempt to stop him or make a displeasing sound to show her uncomfortable state. So why then do women crave for 13" dicks when they can take it all? Why do they condemn our 6-7" (erected) dicck?

Women don't condemn 6-7 inch dick, the media projects women complain, not women. How many girls can take in 6 inch without serious crying? Except if e don too deep.The norm for deeks in this part of the world is 5.5-7. Never let anyone make you look inferior. No man with over7 inch ever enjoys it easily, except he meets females that are as wild, adventurous and deep enough to receive it. Most times, the entire length is outside, and the distraction of pulling it out, back in, makes it less than pleasureable where the entire stuff can be thrusted in with reckless abandonement
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Lonestar124: 3:23pm On Jan 22, 2018
sweetilicious:
Small can equally satisfy and reproduce.I think it depends on the guy.
Probably truism

But it is foolishly socialize by ladies to associate with guys that have a big manhood

Affirmative or negative?
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luminouz(m): 3:25pm On Jan 22, 2018
TourismMan:


It can't be morgue. No one takes into consideration the dicck sizes of dead men.
Just joking grin
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 3:31pm On Jan 22, 2018
luminouz:

Morgue attendant? tongue


You no well
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by TourismMan(m): 3:33pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:


Women don't condemn 6-7 inch dick, the media projects women complain, not women. How many girls can take in 6 inch without serious crying? Except if e don too deep.The norm for deeks in this part of the world is 5.5-7. Never let anyone make you look inferior. No man with over7 inch ever enjoys it easily, except he meets females that are as wild, adventurous and deep enough to receive it. Most times, the entire length is outside, and the distraction of pulling it out, back in, makes it less than pleasureable where the entire stuff can be thrusted in with reckless abandonement

You are knowledgeable in this field obviously. But generally, I never encountered where a girl runs away from a guy because hus dicck is too big and long. In other words, no matter the huge size, she still takes it.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 3:39pm On Jan 22, 2018
TourismMan:


You are knowledgeable in this field obviously. But generally, I never encountered where a girl runs away from a guy because hus dicck is too big and long. In other words, no matter the huge size, she still takes it.


Hahaha, hell no, not at all, no be all dey fit enter oh...depending on the female in kweshion...that's why i specified depending on what has entered before then, or how she used her life, or if it'sthemother's category, for young chick, 7 inch na serious torture
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 4:48pm On Jan 22, 2018
Unlimited22:
As if guys have any say concerning the size of their johns.
But where's lefulefu?
biko wich one u dey call my namecheesy.u no see the babe ukwu as e gallant? cheesy.. U No see her hips? cheesy. Such a babe na only a strong hardened plick with muscle go fit subdue that her ukwu cheesy.most times wen dem yarn guys to cut down on their beer and sugar intake dem go dey vexcheesy. The guy wey d babe dey complain about na too much sugar and beer don shrivel up im pingolo. Live healthy and stay healthy and u will be able to smash any ukwu to submission cheesy. I have spoken.

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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by jetson06: 4:49pm On Jan 22, 2018
How do you expect him to satisfied you when your pussy is as long as third mainland bridge.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 4:50pm On Jan 22, 2018
lefulefu:
biko wich one u dey call my namecheesy.u no see the babe ukwu as e gallant? cheesy.. U No see her hips? cheesy. Such a babe na only a strong hardened plick with muscle go fit subdue that ukwu :Dmost times wen dem yarn guys to cut down on their beer and sugar intake dem go dey vexcheesy. The guy wey d babe dey complain about na too much sugar and beer don shrivel up im pingolo. Live healthy and stay healthy and u will be able to smash any ukwu to submission cheesy. I have spoken.

The king has spoken grin grin

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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 4:55pm On Jan 22, 2018
jetson06:
How do you expect him to satisfied you when your pussy is as long as third mainland bridge.
a normal healthy man..seeing dat phat azz im tin go don erect even b4 pulling down his trousers.dat his tin is still flaccid and a dot even at the point of action with such a sexilicious ukwucious babe speaks probability of erectile dysfunction.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 4:59pm On Jan 22, 2018
victorakpabome:

The king has spoken grin grin
cheesycheesy
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 5:02pm On Jan 22, 2018
lefulefu:
a normal healthy man..seeing dat phat azz im tin go don erect even b4 pulling down his trousers.dat his tin is still flaccid and a dot even at the point of action with such a sexilicious ukwucious babe speaks probability of erectile dysfunction.

I no believe man go dey wey the thing go small like that badly, even reverend father self dey struggle with him hormones....let alone play boy
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by makydebbie(f): 5:02pm On Jan 22, 2018
sparkwil:


Are you a nympho or something

See how excited you are
That's definitely my business, you shouldn't be bothered.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by makydebbie(f): 5:05pm On Jan 22, 2018
sekxyqueen:

fan of which dot..

they should carry their dot to sex doll
Hey sweetheart. kiss

I'm back and feeling sick. embarassed
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by happeningsmedia: 5:09pm On Jan 22, 2018
soberdrunk:



Everyone say hello to one of the "Kanji dam" crew grin
Haha..very funny. I would advise the gullible guy go get a customised sex doll for himself. see more on sex dolls here https://happenings.com.ng/is-the-trend-of-sex-dolls-here-to-stay/?utm_source=cdnhappenings&utm_medium=Yinka&utm_campaign=CDN
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luminouz(m): 5:09pm On Jan 22, 2018
makydebbie:
Hey sweetheart. kiss

I'm back and feeling sick. embarassed
Goan take drugs NOW!!! kiss
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by makydebbie(f): 5:10pm On Jan 22, 2018
luminouz:

Goan take drugs NOW!!! kiss
Dunno what's wrong with me nau. But I'll take something. Thanks dear. smiley
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luminouz(m): 5:16pm On Jan 22, 2018
lefulefu:
a normal healthy man..seeing dat phat azz im tin go don erect even b4 pulling down his trousers.dat his tin is still flaccid and a dot even at the point of action with such a sexilicious ukwucious babe speaks probability of erectile dysfunction.
*coughs*

cheesy grin

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