~Sauron~:

I just saw 2 Nairalanders in this new episode.

The half-unclothed man is Chic2Chimp and the other dude is. . . . .

Thunder fire you oloshi

P:S The dude with the tribal marks is Dayo's lil son

Sagamite:

Uhmm!

I don tell una several times say dem don cook me like that.

No knife, bullet or bomb fit kill me.   Na me Nato suppose send go Afghanistan and Iraq to finish the wars.  

I wanna subscribe, abeg.
Where can i be cooked to resist bullets and knife stabs?

Cannot believe the man won the lotto afterall.
U would think a man like that is not intelligent but he did his forecast in a way Runge-Kutta woulda been proud.
How i wish he had staked like 1000 naira. The man for nab big.

Here I was thinking they were gonna try if the charms worked  

Sagamite:

Uhmm!

I don tell una several times say dem don cook me like that.

No knife, bullet or bomb fit kill me.   Na me Nato suppose send go Afghanistan and Iraq to finish the wars.  

No Mind am jare
Dude actually thinks that piece of shyte works

To be honest there is a Nairalander that looks like Chubey.

At least you had smells from saw mills, I actually lived in Mile12 for a time, with a relative ,and HATED the smell of rotten Oranges, with a tint of stinking animal flesh, that we got sometimes either from the market or from the ketu dump. I was so glad when  I left for my dear Ikorodu. I thought we had it bad at one time but no no no! The way that smell dey take slap person ehn! kai!!

I don't even know where Mile 12 is, but what you described just reminded me of Oyingbo.

~Sauron~:

I wanna subscribe, abeg.
Where can i be cooked to resist bullets and knife stabs?

Come to Shagamu, come and meet the famous Babalawo Owoolami (money no get tribal marks, meaning he does not have prejudice for moneybags).

~Sauron~:

Cannot believe the man won the lotto afterall.
U would think a man like that is not intelligent but he did his forecast in a way Runge-Kutta woulda been proud.
How i wish he had staked like 1000 naira. The man for nab big.

And they would say they need Mathematical geniuses in Cambridge.   This guy probably just solved a theorem in Maths with the way he used formulas to predict lotto winning numbers from historical winning numbers.  

Sagamite:

Great documentary!!!

[size=14pt]All Ogun State University graduates cover your face in shame!!![/size]

Una know wetin I dey talk about.  

Where is chic2chimp ?

Dem dey call you

Sagamite:

Come to Ajegunle in Makun, Shagamu, come and meet the famous Babalawo Owoolami (money no get tribal marks, meaning he does not have prejudice for moneybags).

I am booking a ticket straight away.

And they would say they need Mathematical geniuses in Cambridge.   This guy probably just solved a theorem in Maths with the way he used formulas to predict lotto winning numbers from historical winning numbers.  

One word: BRILLIANT!!!

FL Gators:

Where is chic2chimp ?

Dem dey call you

Remember say Nah EKITI STATE UNIVERSITY I GO

Mehn. . .See that 50 yr old man wey dey pack sand from water.

Una see as the guy hench. . . .

chic2pimp:

Remember say Nah EKITI STATE UNIVERSITY I GO

Now we know you never go uni, when did Oni build Ekiti State University?

Maybe I should watch this WELCOME TO LAGOS thing. . . .sha!

FL Gators:

Maybe I should watch this WELCOME TO LAGOS thing. . . .sha!

Come over next thursday let us watch it together. Believe me u will enjoy it with a lil caressing

doyin13:

Mehn. . .See that 50 yr old man wey dey pack sand from water.

Una see as the guy hench. . . .

For Real Man.
None of this fake Gym made abs, his was for real.

FL Gators:

Now we know you never go uni, when did Oni build Ekiti State University?

Take ya time oooo
Or have you forgotten how I used to hump you behind the bike shed?
Infact you are to be blamed for me failing to earn a proper degree at Uni.

@chic2pimp
Respect the woman that might be diagnosing your penile erection problems later on.
I might just decide to scrape the whole thing off

presido1:

Come over next thursday let us watch it together. Believe me u will enjoy it with a lil caressing

Lol yea, but I prefer not to watch it from a 80s model TV

FL Gators:

Lol yea, but I prefer not to watch it from a 80s model TV

Ok will provide you you usual 60s model powered by NEPA. How about that.

FL Gators:

@chic2pimp
Respect the woman that might be diagnosing your penile erection problems later on.
I might just decide to scrape the whole thing off

Goodness me see as you finish your papi .
Oya come don't worry I'll be gentle this time around

presido1:

Ok will provide you you usual 60s model powered by NEPA. How about that.

lol now that was funny

chic2pimp:

Goodness me see as you finish your papi .
Oya come don't worry I'll be gentle this time around

My friend, face front.

My iyawo face your husband

chic2pimp:

My iyawo face your husband

I will face my husband. . . . where e dey sef?

FL Gators:

I will face my husband. . . . where e dey sef?

I small like that? am here now.

Oh didnt you get my divorce paper? I don marry ontop of you sef

I no accept that divorce ooh. If you divorce me who will give me that stuff you are have 1st class in?

I volunteer Chic2pimp. . . . I taught him well

Sagamite:

Great documentary!!!

[size=14pt]All Ogun State University graduates cover your face in shame!!![/size]

Una know wetin I dey talk about.  

hehehehe. . . you gasto rate those guys for building a 1km raft sha. . . una wey go school never fit do that one. . .

Ibime:


hehehehe. . . you gasto rate those guys for building a 1km raft sha. . . una wey go school never fit do that one. . .

But the guy's grammars na killers. I refuses to belief that guys was a university undergrad.

FL Gators:

I volunteer Chic2pimp. . . . I taught him well

I wouldn't mind another set of lessons pls

Chei Ogun State University graduates have suffered oooo

bbc2 welcome to lagos episode 2.

anything to declare. i watched it last night thu 22 apr 2010. focused on makoko and ebute meta areas. people wre hard working.

Ghetto living in the UK . . . . Ajegunle boys go dey party say dem dey enjoy pass