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Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by MetroBaba1(m): 11:43pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
Sit On The Couch, She Moves To The Bed, You Join Her. Am I Clear? Don't Be Half A Man 4 Likes
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Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by Countersam(m): 11:44pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
Don't you have blue film to watch with her. I have a solution to your problem but i need to demonstrate it, give me your address. Is the babe still there? 1 Like |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by lenghtinny(m): 11:50pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
tabtabtab:I'm sure you are not talking about most Naija girls. Treat them like a queen and they will take you for a ride. Why do you think the statement " Nice guys comes last" is very popular in this country. 1 Like |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by QueenSuccubus(f): 11:58pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
Ebuka2016: Nice...juz joke joke eehn.. Me too! I like jokes but don't run when i start my engine running coz i will make u sweat like u run for a thousand miles |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by Nobody: 3:13am On Mar 15, 2018 |
stacyadams:hehehehe baht guy make i rush go download am too... |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by Nobody: 3:28am On Mar 15, 2018 |
QueenSuccubus:hahahaha you ehn... You be bad girl Bad girls know what to do and when to do it goodnight baby! |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by QueenSuccubus(f): 3:35am On Mar 15, 2018 |
Ebuka2016: I bet u go to a night "vigil" every Wednesday Sleep tight but don't forget to wash that monstrous yam..i bet that's full of her muddy creamp!e 1 Like
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Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by femi4: 6:31am On Mar 15, 2018 |
QueenSuccubus:A girl cannot visit a guy in peace again |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by QueenSuccubus(f): 6:44am On Mar 15, 2018 |
femi4: Why a girl will visit a man in his pad alone if only to chitchat ? Juz bcoz he got fanta and eggrolls abi? |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by femi4: 6:51am On Mar 15, 2018 |
QueenSuccubus:Even if they coming from a restaurant? |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by QueenSuccubus(f): 6:55am On Mar 15, 2018 |
femi4: Aha! So after u treat her a pounded yam from a restaurant u wanna invite her in ur pad to tease her with yam abi? Juz to tease only...no be pounding... |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by femi4: 6:58am On Mar 15, 2018 |
QueenSuccubus:Its called balance diet |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by mikool007(m): 7:33am On Mar 15, 2018 |
fubbyy:"many girls have come and gone like that" this one weak me o, i feel your pain bro 1 Like |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by Nobody: 8:00am On Mar 15, 2018 |
QueenSuccubus: my veiny black dic*k will never rest or cease to explore till the day it rests in your ... |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by QueenSuccubus(f): 8:44am On Mar 15, 2018 |
Ebuka2016: Aha..i will shout...EBUKA! EBUKA! EBUKA! EBUUUUUUKA! 1 Like |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by Khd95(m): 9:58am On Mar 15, 2018 |
remove the couch,and let ur bed be the couch |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by Frankicent(m): 10:04am On Mar 15, 2018 |
fubbyy: Lolz just tell her. " baby I want your totoro" she go give you ASAP. |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by Nobody: 10:04am On Mar 15, 2018 |
QueenSuccubus:hahahahahaha more like... OPEN IT! OPEN IT! OPEN IT! OPEN IIIIIIT! |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by Maxi112: 10:46am On Mar 15, 2018 |
Ebuka2016:this won't work 1 bit, I trust some girl |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by QueenSuccubus(f): 11:01am On Mar 15, 2018 |
Ebuka2016: Hahahahhaahah . actually i researched it and the true translation is SPREAD IT 1 Like |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by Maxi112: 11:06am On Mar 15, 2018 |
Getting a woman laid is the easiest thing to do, you don't need to force yourself, action speaks louder than voice, (1) flirt with her before her visit, tell her you sexual fantasies, ask about her in a subtle way, you must seal the deal before inviting her, be bold and confident. before then. Make her comfortable around you. (2)strike a date. At your house, know about her favorite dish, buy or better still cook it for her. (for VIP alone oh, if na all this slay queen. Don't bother. Just buy condom and noodles) (3) make sure you hug her at the bus stop or at your door step before her entrance. (4) maintain eyes contact from the bus stop to your house, smile if caught off guard. (5) hold her either her hands or waist, ask her how difficult it was locating your crib. Then proceed to complement her looks. (6) ask her what she'd like to be offered, food, drink or fruits. Just be cool but keep the flirting coming. (7)kiss her, regardless. Go slowly bruv! Hope this help. |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by Nobody: 1:01pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
Maxi112: which one will work |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by Nobody: 1:18pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
QueenSuccubus: lol.. so on the D day, when i wanna get down below i will be like, 'ebuka!' wanna cuddle you right now |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by QueenSuccubus(f): 1:31pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
Ebuka2016: Hahahahahahahaha... I wonder how u sound like when u speak that word ..So ur real name is EBUKA? |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by Nobody: 2:00pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
QueenSuccubus:of course Ebuka is actually a short form of the name 'Chukwuebuka'. It means 'God is big/great.' the name is popular here in Nigeria, in Igbo land precisely. Pple who bear the name EBUKA always have big montrous di*cks if you remove the E from ebuka and put O, you get something like this- 'O buka' meaning 'it is big/large' |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by QueenSuccubus(f): 2:11pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
Ebuka2016: Hahahahaa... OBUKA is much sexier ooo..Sounds that greatness is chewable I don't know about the Nigerian Tribe, as a foreigner's view for me y'all the same sha |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by Opentokwowledge: 2:19pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
I remember one time I visited my Uncle from school His wife had these girls that work for her in her shop that usually come around to help at home. One of them is endowed in the frontals and her back side isn't something I don't like. We don't talk. Just side looks and short glimpses... One time, there was nobody at home and this girl had to come around to get things for the shop. Came in, didn't knock to find me lying bare chested and reading on the couch . She came in and didn't greet as usual. Just the usual short side look. I got up, followed her to the store and grabbed her boóbs... The rest is history I hope you've learnt one or two things? |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by Nobody: 2:32pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
QueenSuccubus:first time checking your profile, you look cute! Learnt Singapore has the fastest Wi-Fi in the world what a great feet! umm, yeah, we all should be the same but thats not the case, we speak different languages. Nigeria has more than 500 native languages, 11 languages are the major languages but English remains our official language. I wish we all are actually the same it would make a whole lotta sense... Lol @ 'greatness is chewable' lol... from now on you can call me 'Obuka' my 'greatness' is chewable, suckable and .... |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by QueenSuccubus(f): 2:47pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
Ebuka2016: Yeah...Singapore has the fastest WiFi in the world.& not only that u can access free WiFi in airport, trains, buses, malls, schools, hospitals, churches , restaurants , bars, government buildings, club house etc..U almost don't need a data here except ur in the park/ playground due to free access... Singapore is a multicultural country sha but dominated by Chinese ppol..so many foreigners living here so the only way we understand each other here is to speak English... |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by Nobody: 3:25pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
QueenSuccubus: wow your country is really 'Obuka' (this sentence is incorrect tho but i hope you understand ) i wonder when Nigeria will be like that but its kinda strange that a country is dominated by immigrants other than the indigenes i wish the whole world speaks one language the whole world used to speak one language tho till something happened ... I also read somewhere that there was a budget surplus in Singapore, and the govt decided to give each citizen $300 thats a very huge amount here in Nigeria, more than 100k well, we'll get there someday sha there is a novel i want you to read: True Women you'd fall in love after reading it |
Re: She Sat In Your Couch, How Do You Make A Move To Have Sex by QueenSuccubus(f): 12:15am On Mar 16, 2018 |
Ebuka2016: Not a big fan of books.. I cannot sit and juz read sha but thanks... |
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