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scribble:
So random guys have been slapping this one

Maybe they slapped the sense out of her brain

Perhaps another slap will reset it

hahaha......she really needs that slap again


nairaland, the best site to get oneself laughing again after a brief period of sadness

Spirit wife go n marry ur husband alone

You are the first priestess with a whole some ugliness.

Na you go look for husband last last

olatunjithomas:
Now this one weak me.

perhaps and from Esan guy.

As long as we bathe butt nekkid in d river together then no problen

this one dun too watch nollywood.

see the dirty river sef... How many Mumu power that water go get

Captain8:
I beg am confused!
Is she begging pple? or she is threatin ppl how danger she is? Ok no wahala we shal see who wil beg atlast den.

how danger she is

I am from the water too....so I fit slap and beat u join and nothing will happen

We go dey here dey say tufiakwa, one bad guy for alaba go carry her go marry so that him business go dey boom ooo.

revontuli:


You don't want underwater mother-in-law?

I dey find wife, in fact, the goal is an Harem, but nor be the one wey go dey do me TB Joshua for night, and you know, like mother like daughter!

ogakizito:


how danger she is

Lol! Wicked! Lmao!

This one is even better she said her terms and conditions openly.

Some are roamin about town secretly baptizing unsuspecting guyz thru their puna everyday, evry hour

Earthbound:
Looks like a Nollywood up and coming seeking attention.

If I'm wrong, I wish her future husband goodluck.

is very real!! WHR I served I had one in my class and all she mentioned is true !!

so she is looking for men she will transport into the river eh? Ur fellow Mami girls on d street will seduce that ur man except u remove dem........ Seee trap

U shouldn't v post this, may u find ur future partner

Make she kuku marry the gods na

Case closed.

I will marry you only if you can swimming inside atlantic ocean for seven days.

Ogbanje carry ur wahala go abeg

This one na black mammywater...

You too must bath in third mainland bridge for a month for speritual purification

FUCKU:
I know the girl. she is a comedienne. She wasn't serious with that post though.

yeah, that's true. only her follower on Facebook will know.

take everything she says or do seriously at your own peril.

Angie the voice of Amadioha

What if you cheat, will the amadiha slap you too?

dainformant:
A Nigerian lady has revealed what her future partner has to do before being allowed to marry her. According to Angela Nwosu, a sex therapist who claims to be Anaedo priestess, her husband will need to bathe in a river for three days for spiritual fortification and also to prevent cheating of any kind due to bond involved and also the repercussion.

Below is what she shared online.

My future husband must bathe in the river for three days, for spiritual purification, before he will be qualified and allowed to marry me. There are still other rituals that will be performed but the river is the first port of call... agreeing to do this, means denouncing a whole lot of things.

You will be forever bound to me on a deeper level, you will never cheat, if you cheat on me, even by mistake, you will die. You will never get so angry to the extent of laying your hands on me, if you touch me violently, the gods will take drastic action on you, and no matter how much I love you and forgive you, the gods will surely give you equal pains... go and ask the random guys that did as little as slapping me in the past, they will gist you.

I know you will definitely see this as a joke, as usual, but my duty is to spread it and pass the message across, so you know what's up, don't say I didn't warn you. That aside, I won't begin to mention the immeasurable blessings and favour that awaits you, after you marry an Anaedo priestess and the voice of Amadioha. You don't know what you don't know, until you know, ighotago?

Until then, remain strong, I love you already sef Udo!

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/my-future-husband-must-bath-in-the-river-for-3-days-nigerian-lady-photos.html

When I fire you like super Mario on a bonus coin box finish your God go escape leave you, when you finally gain consciousness, prostitution will be lost from your life

dainformant:
A Nigerian lady has revealed what her future partner has to do before being allowed to marry her. According to Angela Nwosu, a sex therapist who claims to be Anaedo priestess, her husband will need to bathe in a river for three days for spiritual fortification and also to prevent cheating of any kind due to bond involved and also the repercussion.

Below is what she shared online.

My future husband must bathe in the river for three days, for spiritual purification, before he will be qualified and allowed to marry me. There are still other rituals that will be performed but the river is the first port of call... agreeing to do this, means denouncing a whole lot of things.

You will be forever bound to me on a deeper level, you will never cheat, if you cheat on me, even by mistake, you will die. You will never get so angry to the extent of laying your hands on me, if you touch me violently, the gods will take drastic action on you, and no matter how much I love you and forgive you, the gods will surely give you equal pains... go and ask the random guys that did as little as slapping me in the past, they will gist you.

I know you will definitely see this as a joke, as usual, but my duty is to spread it and pass the message across, so you know what's up, don't say I didn't warn you. That aside, I won't begin to mention the immeasurable blessings and favour that awaits you, after you marry an Anaedo priestess and the voice of Amadioha. You don't know what you don't know, until you know, ighotago?

Until then, remain strong, I love you already sef Udo!

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/my-future-husband-must-bath-in-the-river-for-3-days-nigerian-lady-photos.html

you get spiritual husband already wetin you want do with physical one?

Which kain thing be this

Dont mind her.

Shes joking. Na Surulere girl oo.
Just that she likes culture a lot more than the English things.

na madness dey worry this ugly thing.

well.. she needs to find a husband first, if she marry me, no problemo! I will swim even river kpangolo! for her as long as she can afford me.

Yemoja things.
Yemoja is a yoruba deity


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yemoja

IdeyFindWife:

I dey find wife, in fact, the goal is an Harem, but nor be the one wey go dey do me TB Joshua for night, and you know, like mother like daughter!

You lost me after the first sentence, I didn't understand the pidgin!