For some of you that care to believe that there is something they call intuition, which sometimes seems to have spiritual undertone, my case has a semblance of such.

For the past ten years, I have been seeing visions concerning how I will meet my heartthrob. I will write about the prominent strange voices as I heard them.
In 2009, a voice said "The woman that will love you the most is a teacher.

In 2017, a voice said, "The woman you need in your life works in a creche. But if someone contacts you from nowhere asking you to come and head a nursery and primary school in City A (name withheld), run for your dear life." Note that I have this gift of hearing strange voices. 12 hours later, I received a golden offer from a school owner who saw my scholarly works online (I never applied for the job. I am even not a certified teacher). I was asked to come and head a school in city A and the resumption date is September, 2018.

In 2018, a voice said "The woman in question lives in a building where this little girl lives (Image of a girl I know very well came to me in a flash that instant). I then started screening those who live in that building. I finally got attracted to only one person there who is a 'married' woman. I concluded that she is married without asking anyone about her - her body build, composure, maturity were my yardsticks. Then I rubbished the voices and sang Craig David's Walking Away in my head.

Some months later, I couldn't get over the 'married' woman, and I jokingly asked someone in my street, "Who is the husband of that woman, and what is her name?" The response I got shocked me. She's not married, and her name sounds familiar. A woman sent a friend request to me on Facebook in 2017. After going through her profile, I didn't like her pictures - those pics were obviously taken with 'Chinko' phones. I quickly went back online to search for the name and found out that she was the one. Menh, those pics deceived me. This woman looks different in real life and she's my kind of woman. I quickly established a new connection between us. The chemistry has been explosive. She can't wait to get married to me. I can't wait, too. I'm living a comfortable life. She's also doing fine but we can't afford the cost of marriage. For some of you that found yourself in this situation, how did you get married to each other? Note that if we plan towards marriage now, we need the next 10 to 12 months, but we can't wait anymore.

Advice needed here o

Na u be OP, na u still be FTC....
Hian! we're not commenting

You, sir, are giving me the creeps.

Advice on the cost of marriage ceremony na wetin bring this long writeup.


Anyways, you are in love

You mean you just want advice on how to get married, that's why you wrote this epistle?

PrimadonnaO:
You, sir, are giving me the creeps.

Maybe we should wait for elder lalasticlala to tell us how they usually join two lovebirds in his church with as low as 10k. That's how they joined one mod with 'que' suffix in their church.

NeeKlaus:
Wait o! Lemme understand something. So you typed this entire epistle with all the unnecessary details just to ask us how to successfully get married with small change?

This long epistle?!
Infact, I am not advising again.

Shebi you're the one yawning in your profile pic? You won't be able to scribble any advice now. I will wait till whenever you get down from the wheels. See his stomach like my grandpa's own.

My wedding will hold on a weekday, whoever i find in church on the designated day is officially invited. I cannot make myself uncomfortable just to please some group of persons who would never lend me #10