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Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by Priscy01(f): 3:47am On May 20, 2018
A Nigerian lady identified as Asake Agoro has taken to her Facebook page to narrate her shocking experience with a fuel attendant at Mobil Filling Station in Lagos and how she outsmart the fuel attendant from cheating her.

Read what she posted below;
“Mobil filling station, THIEVES ! OLE !! 419 JATI JATI !!! Imagine the bombastic audacity of this bastardly nimcompoops ?

They tried it mehn !

So I drive into the filling station on Kudirat Abiola way and ask the attendant to sell N4,000 fuel:
Attendant: Sister good day I like your hair o ! (There is wide cunning grin on his face.)

Me: Thanks. ( I start pressing my phone to avoid further conversation. Just sell my fuel lemme gerrout)
Attendant: I am done

I look up to see he has stopped the tank at N500.
Me: I said 4,000. Why did you stop it ?
Him: I thought you said N500.

Me: Are your ears paining you? How does N4000 sound like N500 ? Give me N4000 PLEASE.

(I know where this is heading because they have tried this rubbish with me before. I am hoping my rude tone will give him sufficient warning. Not today Satan)

I look down and continue pressing my phone.
Attendant: I am done.

I look up again to see that he has stopped it at N3,500.
Me: Is there a problem here ? I said sell N4,000.

Him: I already sold N500. This is the balance.

Me: But you did not clear the N500 to start from zero. You continued from N500. So complete my N4000.

(Meanwhile I had already paid N4000 with a POS)
Attendant: Madam you were not looking. You were pressing your phone.

Me: (Feeling my irritation rising with the speed of lightning with little patience for this obvious manipulation, I got out of the car and face him)

I know you have siphoned N500 in like 1000 places today but you have tried it with the wrong person. Fill my tank to the N4000 I paid or give me back my N500.
Him: Madam abeg I don sell your fuel.

Me: You want to try me abi ? I say fill up my balance this instance iwo omo ale jati jati yi ! ( At this point my voice is high and the other attendants gather round supporting him.)
The cars behind are horning impatiently on the queue.

Co-attendant: Madam please park infront let them sell to other people.

Me: Is like the petrol fumes you people inhale is making you high. I am not moving anywhere today.

I remove my tusk necklace that I bought from Lekki art market.

I hold it close to my lips and murmur a few words on it. They all back away a step or two and look at me suspiciously. I fake spit on it and hold it out palm facing upwards.

Me: If you don’t give me back my N500 now or fill my tank to N4000. You will die in 500 days time and by tomorrow morning your penis wil be the size of this thing.

If you are innocent nothing will happen to you. If you are guilty your family will mourn you in 500 days.

At first he looks at me in disbelief and suspicion. Then fear supercedes all reasoning and he breaks into a forced smile.
“Ahhh sister na wa o. E never reach to use your aristo jazz for me nah. Abeg come collect your fuel I no want wahala.”
Me: I will teach you a lesson you will never forget. I will make you a scape goat here.

I don’t want the fuel again.

I entered my car and made to drive off. He runs to the front of the car and starts begging.

“Na play I dey I dey play abeg collect your fuel o”
The other attendants start begging on his behalf.

Me: Dey look face before you try this your nonsense with people. You go jam trailer one day all of you. I don’t want the fuel again leave me alone.

After much pleading and begging. I allow him to to fuel my car. He tops it to N4500.

Him: See I don give you extra N500. No curse my prick abeg !

Me: I didnt ask you to. I don’t need it. Is it not from the money you have scammed from people today ?
Lagos. All of us are mad here.

If you came here sane you are definitely leaving with a few screws unhinged. And if you were born with some screws unhinged like me…well…may the power of the ‘Bleck Penther’ be with you.”

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/05/lady-reveals-how-she-outwitted-a-cunning-petrol-attendant-in-lagos.html






Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

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Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by Priscy01(f): 3:49am On May 20, 2018
More; https://www.torimill.com/2018/05/lady-reveals-how-she-outwitted-a-cunning-petrol-attendant-in-lagos.html


Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by mhisbliss(f): 3:57am On May 20, 2018
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Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by chukwuibuipob: 4:27am On May 20, 2018
cheesy wink smiley cheesy kiss cool grin funny.If u aren't smart in Lagos, OYO is ur case.Likebthat thieving guy,same way Okada peeps swarm around u to support their colleagues Aftab he bash ur car.
Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by MANNABBQGRILLS: 4:38am On May 20, 2018
Hahaha.
The attendant fear from him 'kini' !!

Nothing sweet like am!

Ole, Barawo guy!!!

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Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by Sheuns(m): 4:44am On May 20, 2018
Okay. We now know where you got your necklace from.

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Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by malware: 4:56am On May 20, 2018
what would you have done if the guy had died on the spot out of apprehension for the threatened Jazz Transmission, especially knowing fully well that the Police don't joke with matters concerning apprehension and transmission?

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Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by DEXTROVERT: 5:05am On May 20, 2018
WICKED LADY COS OF 500

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Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by Elmojiid(m): 5:06am On May 20, 2018
the guy is from the other part of 9ja
Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by cunny88(m): 5:26am On May 20, 2018
The woman sounds like okpo

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Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by Ahmed0336(m): 5:28am On May 20, 2018
malware:
And what if the guy died on the spot out of apprehension? How would you prove your innocence?

So somebody cannot para again in this corn tree? undecided
Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by Nobody: 5:47am On May 20, 2018
Fuel attendants are thieves. If you drive in Nigeria you would know it is a regular sight. Once they start over talking. Know something is at stake, they are trying to distract you.


Mobil attendants in front of their Headquarters in VI did same to me. Sold nothing and said he had filled N1000. I didn't instruct him to sell 1k fuel but 6k fuel and It's impossible to sell 1k fuel in 5seconds.

I left the car and was walking to their Manager's office to report him, that was when he started begging.

Best bet when buying fuel is to never tell them the amount you want to buy just tell him to continuously sell till it gets to the price you want. Also don't form big boy sitting down in your car. Come down and watch as they sell. Imagine 500 naira x 20 people. That's 10k per day and 300k per month. How many of us make such with all the hardwork we put into our jobs?

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Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by thesicilian: 6:15am On May 20, 2018
Mtchewwwwwwww. We know some of these fuel attendants are dubious, but what stopped you from watching him closely and letting him know you are watching him in order to prevent all this wahala? Do you know how much time you wasted there at the end of the day just to prove a point over N500?
And by the way, even if someone accuses me wrongly, by the time they start involving jazz and ritualistic stuff, I just give them what they want in order to maintain my peace.

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Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by uboma(m): 6:34am On May 20, 2018
I try to avoid buying fuel at Mobil and Total Petrol Stations. Their metres are always altered.


For those dispensing fuel, I always monitor them. I have seen a couple of persons who prefer to sit in the car when buying fuel. Such persons are easy prey to being shortchanged.

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Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by ozoekwe(m): 6:35am On May 20, 2018
that's a smart move

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Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by ITbomb(m): 6:37am On May 20, 2018
Your face alone, even if you no comot the necklace, I for still fear

You resemble dibia only daughter

You park car, instead of watch meter and pay attention to things around you , you dey press phone

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Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by Nobody: 6:52am On May 20, 2018
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Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by Pat081: 7:09am On May 20, 2018
malware:
And what if the guy died on the spot out of apprehension? How would you prove your innocence?
lol , police will b like madam pls park well n cum down, so tell us wot happen, madam am just using dis to play with him ntin in it officer, officer will now ok u hv to follow us to police station just to write statement on this , they will sell d car on her case with police n court case

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Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by KingLennon(m): 7:14am On May 20, 2018
Many of those fuel attendants in Lagos are crooks. But madam u for no curse him Joystick nah, no kari play go dat side abeg grin

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Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by stixz(m): 7:29am On May 20, 2018
malware:
And what if the guy died on the spot out of apprehension? How would you prove your innocence?
I doubt any prosecutor would be able to prove causation in that case. Judges don't really give a guilty verdict when the accused's act is of something supernatural or superstitious.
Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by Nobody: 7:36am On May 20, 2018
uboma:
I try to avoid buying fuel at Mobil and Total Petrol Stations. Their metres are always altered.


For those dispensing fuel, I always monitor them. I have seen a couple of persons who prefer to sit in the car when buying fuel. Such persons are easy prey to being shortchanged.

It’s not natural for me to sit in a car being fueled.

I’m either pumping the fuel myself or helping my wife, Idayatu Amoke, to pump hers.
Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 7:50am On May 20, 2018
malware:
And what if the guy died on the spot out of apprehension? How would you prove your innocence?

The law doesn't give "recognition" to spiritual powers...
Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by omoiyalayi(m): 7:59am On May 20, 2018
Everybody 4 lagos na agbero

That stupid, cunning, & dubious attitude is common in Mobil fuel stations, they ve scammed me countless like that. thieves.

Fake jazz saves you

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Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by DonMekino(m): 8:03am On May 20, 2018
Must the attendants be monitored?? So Nigerians cannot be honest by themselves just like that?? Stop blaming op for pressing her phone...she might just did it on purpose and now she has discovered a dishonest Nigerian.... Lol

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Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by Wiseandtrue(f): 8:06am On May 20, 2018
Priscy01:


I remove my tusk necklace that I bought from Lekki art market.

I hold it close to my lips and murmur a few words on it. They all back away a step or two and look at me suspiciously. I fake spit on it and hold it out palm facing upwards.

Him: See I don give you extra N500. No curse my prick abeg !


Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/05/lady-reveals-how-she-outwitted-a-cunning-petrol-attendant-in-lagos.html






Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique
Never laughed this way in a long time grin grin grin

OP na you fit Lagos!

Most of these attendants are after quick money they don't care about the image of the filling station and these are the kind of people that would want to leave the country because it is corrupt undecided

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Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by uboma(m): 8:22am On May 20, 2018
EgunMogaji:


It’s not natural for me to sit in a car being fueled.

I’m either pumping the fuel myself or helping my wife, Idayatu Amoke, to pump hers.


lol.


True. we are yet to get there.....

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Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by malware: 9:52am On May 20, 2018
stixz:

I doubt any prosecutor would be able to prove causation in that case. Judges don't really give a guilty verdict when the accused's act is of something supernatural or superstitious.

I am more interested in what will transpire along the way, before the matter reaches the judge....

Don't forget the overzealous police officers, who would first of all cripple her before taking her to the station, not to talk of agent of teeming street urchins, who would mete justice justice on her before the arrival of the police.
Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by malware: 9:53am On May 20, 2018
SpeedndAccuracy:


The law doesn't give "recognition" to spiritual powers...

I am more interested in what will transpire along the way, before the matter reaches the judge....

Don't forget the overzealous police officers, who would first of all cripple her before taking her to the station, not to talk of agent of teeming street urchins, who would mete justice justice on her before the arrival of the police.
Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by misreal(m): 10:10am On May 20, 2018
malware:
And what if the guy died on the spot out of apprehension? How would you prove your innocence?
grin
malware:
And what if the guy died on the spot out of apprehension? How would you prove your innocence?
by hahahahaha
Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by Nobody: 10:13am On May 20, 2018
Abeg Abeg, tomorrow is Monday Abeg.

Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by tokrizy: 10:16am On May 20, 2018
4 her mind na...u don win trophy.
Re: Lady Reveals How She Outwitted A Cunning Petrol Attendant In Lagos by drewxx88(m): 12:38pm On May 20, 2018
uboma:
I try to avoid buying fuel at Mobil and Total Petrol Stations. Their metres are always altered.


For those dispensing fuel, I always monitor them. I have seen a couple of persons who prefer to sit in the car when buying fuel. Such persons are easy prey to being shortchanged.
and who's to say the meters at other stations aren't altered too...

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