A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I ' m going to be honest of what I ' m going to say here. I ' m 25 this year. I ' m very
pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or
above. You might say that I ' m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I ' ve dated,
the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If
someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City
Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I ' m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names andaddresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I ' ve met a
few girls who doesn ' t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty


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Awesome reply:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who
have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your
requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I ' m not wasting time here. From the
standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.The answer is very
simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you ' re trying to do is an
exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there ' s a deadly problem here, your beauty
will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can ' t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It ' s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is
also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a
good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It
might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great
depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could
make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do
contact me,

Signed,
J.P. Morgan

LOL, funny. Sorry um, shouldn't this be in the Jokes section?? Good point in ur post though.

Funny!!!!

You dey mad, do u expect me to marry you despite the fact that i knew u want my money, You will surelly meet one in Hell.

i've seen this before but its still mad funny

So chichi1234 and jackbauer are the same person? Uhm interesting.

So chichi1234 and jackbauer are the same person? Uhm interesting. Grin

i cant  insert quotes i can only copy those that appear pls help.all comments seem to appear and disappear haphazardly.moderator pls

Click "reply" and then "insert quote" beside the post you want to quote.



By the way your posts have been tagged as spams . . .you shouldn't post those figures on NL or the system might mistake you for a fraudster.

michelin89:

Click "reply" and then "insert quote" beside the post you want to quote.



By the way your posts have been tagged as spams . . .you shouldn't post those figures on NL or the system might mistake you for a fraudster.

ok

And the GD got a well deserved answer. Greedy ass B*tch. Damn sure she would want to move over to the 6 figure$ earning league over time.

maedan:


LOL, funny. Sorry um, shouldn't this be in the Jokes section?? Good point in your post though.

Hi maedan

how can i get the link to the Bella and Paddy story

the continuation. . . .
the last thing i read was when the guy didnt see the 2 gurls for about a week

do u have the concluding part now? cant remember the site o
can u help?

^^^ Amebo!

I like her though, she's veeery focused!

Ujujoan:

^^^ Amebo!

wetin i do u wey u dey follow me up and down?

i collect ur husband?

^^^ Ahan nau, can't u see dat I'm missing you

Ujujoan:

^^^ Ahan nau, can't u see dat I'm missing you

u didnt say nau; wondering what i did to u

tkb417:

Hi maedan

how can i get the link to the Bella and Paddy story

the continuation. . . .
the last thing i read was when the guy didnt see the 2 gurls for about a week

do u have the concluding part now? cant remember the site o
can u help?

Surprised to know you're reading! Thanks, just added to the story, link below:





http://naijazone.net/creativity/my-favourite-love-story/30/

maedan:




Surprised to know you're reading! Thanks, just added to the story, link below:

http://naijazone.net/creativity/my-favourite-love-story/30/

ha, i cant seem to get to the site

have you checked the site today?

tkb417:

ha, i cant seem to get to the site

have you checked the site today?

That's weird. Anyway the site name is www. naijazone. net, I've been on there many times today. And continued the story, too.

thanks, im in

and oh yeah, thats a good story you have there

pls alert me when you have more and pls hurry up

She's focused and know what she wants. . . Not all girls know dat. . . But its really funny. . .

tkb417:

thanks, im in

and oh yeah, thats a good story you have there

pls alert me when you have more and pls hurry up

Lol. Ok, I'll try my best. Do check in over the next few days, I'll see if I can post more of the story.

Michelin you fell for Chichi's excuse?

She can't insert quotes? haha how lame can that excuse be?
Mich, if "she" really wanted to insert quotes and didn't know how to, she woulda inserted jackbaur's statement and then make her own statement after it.

Its obvious "she" did it and tried to edit the post and got the you-cant-modify-a-locked-post message.

Jack, try o!

U can find rich guy at Oshodi, Idumota, Alaba International, Mile 12, ASPAMDA etc.

Just be ursef, spend so much on creams and recharge cards. Buy them gifts. Meet them at Lady B restaurant, Mama Iyabo joint, and of course, not leaving Pa Ruf joint as well. Dont go to airport hotel o, they will dupe u there.
Good luck in ur search.