4FACEADELEKE:

Yes you can because bitches these days are for free,just like every other man walking this planet can get anybody's woman or any woman if he wants,just with a light pat and some little change.So what's the big deal?

...ok so u refer to yor woman as a b!tch?..Bro i love shallow guy like u with no hope..but when I arrive in Nigeria for my 2 week holiday...I shall be needing a driver. . U free?

MrCork:



...ok so u refer to yor woman as a b!tch?..Bro i love shallow guy like u with no hope..but when I arrive in Nigeria for my 2 week holiday...I shall be needing a driver. . U free?

Funny bro.There are many poor chaps around you can go get one for yourself,#Mr Bill Gates.Lmao....

Oyindidi:
Corkk na playboy without girlfriend. He is Nl clown

..before I forget. .how did u no i driver a £28,000 (cash) range rover spot with alloy will&, tinted glasses with the latest sat nav plus leather reCado crocodile skin chairs?...u r really smart
Well done

Truckpusher:
Yimu!

You've forgotten how much love you've professed for Mrcork right before me ?

Lemme upload the video

I'll rather profess that love for you. Who be Mrcork?

Kidding

Oyindidi:
I'll rather profess that love for you. Who be Mrcork?

Kidding

ItzBIM:
You are a disgrace to Londoners With this your bad English. You fuckingg illiterate.

I think he is doing it on purpose.i might be wrong though

OgogoroFreak:
Out to where? My bedroom??

Let me know so I can start coming home.

u want Bleep that worwor girl too bros?

Oyindidi:
I'll rather profess that love for you. Who be Mrcork?

Kidding

^^^^this^ Village chicks don't have taste anyways...even ordnary Hisduchess from the village gots taste (Shake my head 4 times)

MrCork:
...All men (married & single) finally agreed we all come to nairaland to chase women...pirrrrrriod. .no more excuses...anyways hear are the top 5 reason why we come to chase...

1. Punnnnnny.
Let's be honest, every man's goal is to net that punny asap....nairaland makes that dream come thru..I gots 18 so far.. ((punnnnnny is a gooooooooooooooalllllllll!))


2. Lightskin females
Sadly 98% of all all males agree they never spoken to lightskin females in there life cozzz they don't have moiney & self confident ..but thanks to nairaland & great guys like Mr Cork..there's is now hope!..hope for life ! ((THANK ME LATER))


3. London
Although am from pekam London, 97% of nairaland guys agreed they could never dream of talking to females like Lalas247 (from London ) but thanks to nairaland, they can now talk to guys like Mr Cork (the Londoner ) or Lalas247 (a London model)


4. Moiney
Am feddddup of 98% of nairaland guys asking me for Pounds stalin simply cozzz am from London& I drive a £28,000 (cash )range rover spot..and the fact that I am known for linking up the guys with chicks...anyways! :


5. Extra Chicks!
This aint rocket science as all men agree the main aim is to get extra chicks (married or single ). ...u don't even spend moiney on..u juss talk!

RUBBISH. SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.

Obodo999:


RUBBISH. SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.

..Calm down son....no need for violense. .
...thread clearly says men..all men....but don't worry, .this thread will make sense when u reach 18 year old ((no ofeense )))

MrCork:




^^^^this^ Village chicks don't have taste anyways...even ordnary Hisduchess from the village gots taste (Shake my head 4 times)

Fat Corky you know you occupy a special place

MrCork:




^^^^this^ Village chicks don't have taste anyways...even ordnary Hisduchess from the village gots taste (Shake my head 4 times)

ugly corrky the extraordinary shorty, da original light skin lover.am ain't light skin so biko free me.

Lmao. I came here for the lastest news and gist�

I get the feeling this op is an alternate.

esthy86:
is utterly abysmal

Your grammar isn't so great either hon

Hisduchess:


ugly corrky the extraordinary shorty, da original light skin lover.am ain't light skin so biko free me.

^^^^this is exactly all men keep ignoring u on nairaland. ...u cuss too much.. isssit illegal to act like lady?...and then u complain no mam wanthe u on nairaland ! ! (((Shake my head continuously twice )

esthy86:
is utterly abysmal

..errmm sweery. ...nairaland is not a market so please please please. ..kindly use spell sheck when next u type!.. are u related to Hisduchess? ((No ofeense ))

tdjubemi:
Lmao. I came here for the lastest news and gist�

^^^YOU LIE SIR! !!!

Oyindidi:
Corkk na playboy without girlfriend. He is Nl clown

.Oyindidi. .why are u all ways on romance section. ..don't lie?...and don't worry, we will forgive u... why u here?

nwanneni:
u want Bleep that worwor girl too bros?

She be like Kim Kardashian for my eyes o.. I think I'm high

esthy86:
am out

..one guy said u r cute

MrCork:



^^^YOU LIE SIR! !!!

Based on what? Since i joined nairaland few days ago, I've been updated as soon as any event happens. E.g. the tanker explosion in lagos

4FACEADELEKE:
hahaha mr cork,i don't use nairaland for these reasons,am here to get the latest news updates,opinions of people, and add mine when necessary. My best section is politics, and second romance. For the romance I just come to laugh my ass out and school some manipulated boys,and spank some ego filled female morons.There are many pussies in millions on the outside,prostitutes and virgins.So why worry myself over some "things".But mr cork just use,Bleep,and dump this nairaland bitches,and tip them some mullah that's all , and they will continue to worship at your feet.That's the life of a typical bitch here in my country.

MrCork:



...arrrh..ok so u saying u don't chase women becuzz u hate prostitutue ..correct.

errm Bro..u do realise being gay there in Nigeria is 14 year prison and they don't do bail in Nigeria ?. .correct(Reminder )

this is always the best and hilarious part of all MrCork's thread. his signature misquoting.

And also people who innocently takes his trolling seriously.

booqee:





this is always the best and hilarious part of all MrCork's thread. his signature misquoting.

And also people who innocently takes his trolling seriously.

Babe Na true you talk o,I regret replying that pscho.That nigga amazingly funny.lolz

tdjubemi:
Lmao. I came here for the lastest news and gist�

...yeah we belif u..u came to romance section for latest news & no to chase females.....so romance section is CNN News..correct? ..I BEGGGGY!!

lol.............

MrCork:
...All men (married & single) finally agreed we all come to nairaland to chase women...pirrrrrriod. .no more excuses...anyways hear are the top 5 reason why we come to chase...

1. Punnnnnny.
Let's be honest, every man's goal is to net that punny asap....nairaland makes that dream come thru..I gots 18 so far.. ((punnnnnny is a gooooooooooooooalllllllll!))


2. Lightskin females
Sadly 98% of all all males agree they never spoken to lightskin females in there life cozzz they don't have moiney & self confident ..but thanks to nairaland & great guys like Mr Cork..there's is now hope!..hope for life ! ((THANK ME LATER))


3. London
Although am from pekam London, 97% of nairaland guys agreed they could never dream of talking to females like Lalas247 (from London ) but thanks to nairaland, they can now talk to guys like Mr Cork (the Londoner ) or Lalas247 (a London model)


4. Moiney
Am feddddup of 98% of nairaland guys asking me for Pounds stalin simply cozzz am from London& I drive a £28,000 (cash )range rover spot..and the fact that I am known for linking up the guys with chicks...anyways! :


5. Extra Chicks!
This aint rocket science as all men agree the main aim is to get extra chicks (married or single ). ...u don't even spend moiney on..u juss talk!

....Saff. ..Hisduchess. . Oyindidi. . please do the stress me today..I beg


Anyways...who is on nairaland today to chase females?...don't be shy....be honest! !

MrCork:
...All men (married & single) finally agreed we all come to nairaland to chase women...pirrrrrriod. .no more excuses...anyways hear are the top 5 reason why we come to chase...

1. Punnnnnny.
Let's be honest, every man's goal is to net that punny asap....nairaland makes that dream come thru..I gots 18 so far.. ((punnnnnny is a gooooooooooooooalllllllll!))


2. Lightskin females
Sadly 98% of all all males agree they never spoken to lightskin females in there life cozzz they don't have moiney & self confident ..but thanks to nairaland & great guys like Mr Cork..there's is now hope!..hope for life ! ((THANK ME LATER))


3. London
Although am from pekam London, 97% of nairaland guys agreed they could never dream of talking to females like Lalas247 (from London ) but thanks to nairaland, they can now talk to guys like Mr Cork (the Londoner ) or Lalas247 (a London model)


4. Moiney
Am feddddup of 98% of nairaland guys asking me for Pounds stalin simply cozzz am from London& I drive a £28,000 (cash )range rover spot..and the fact that I am known for linking up the guys with chicks...anyways! :


5. Extra Chicks!
This aint rocket science as all men agree the main aim is to get extra chicks (married or single ). ...u don't even spend moiney on..u juss talk!

Cc miseducation, donstan18, milemimi93, mimimile93. Food don done

Oyindidi:
Cc miseducation, donstan18, milemimi93, mimimile93. Food don done

This thread saved my life few days ago when I was feeling suicidal.

milemimi93:


This thread saved my life few days ago when I was feeling suicidal.

You feel suicidal? how did this thread help?

Mrcok the possessed fat, short London boy, your mumu thread make small sense

MrCork:



...yeah we belif u..u came to romance section for latest news & no to chase females.....so romance section is CNN News..correct? ..I BEGGGGY!!

What do you think "and gist" is for? If I was here to flirt, why would I be ashamed to admit it?

tdjubemi:


What do you think "and gist" is for? If I was here to flirt, why would I be ashamed to admit it?

..yeah we belif ..so u cone to read newspaper on romance section. ...admit it...yor mission like other is to find py5555555y...BRO STOP LYING!!!.