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The way you type is so ANNOYING. This is Nairaland not twitter

Gmajor:
The way you type is so ANNOYING. This is Nairaland not twitter

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I dey my house. Cum and beat me. When you know how the brain works, you'll start doing it like me too. The time is coming when everyone will adopt this style. We invent, they follow.


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carrlyleone:
Say what?

She doesn't have strength. I won. You better cum and pay me for winning you.

What boredoom can cause

iLegendd:
I brought my dollar bill wallet, brought a shiny ₦500 note and gave it to her.

"No change," she said. I turned and saw some brand new handkerchief and a bottle of tom tom.

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I know you copied it from somewhere...The dollar bill wallet gave you away...nice story anyway I really enjoyed it

ibagbea:
I know you copied it from somewhere...The dollar bill wallet gave you away...nice story anyway I really enjoyed it

I don't usually like proving things because I know lying is never in my dictionary.

Instead of me to lie, I keep quiet. Most Nigerians lie, so they feel everyone lies, but haven't met people like me who extremely honest and blunt. I say the truth without giving a fùck.

My honesty even make people hate me. Some will say, "Can't you just lie for once?" And I'll laugh. It's not my things. When you read my posts, read it with 100% assurance that you're reading the truth and not a copy and paste.

Anyway, lemme take a picture of the dollar bill wallet which I have been using since 2015. It's getting gold now. I need to buy a new one.

Also, I have posted a similar story like this in 2016 or 2017 and I mentioned the dollar bill wallet too. That particular story is a different one. This is why I said I buy condoms for fun just to tease cute nurses.

It's dark in my room, but I'll take the picture anyways.

I'll take it down after you've seen it.

ibagbea:
I know you copied it from somewhere...The dollar bill wallet gave you away...nice story anyway I really enjoyed it

I think I found the thread I shared such a story before in 2017, but I have deactivated the account. This one I just shared happened this month and will also be deleted in 2019. See screenshot.

tashashiel:
What boredoom can cause

Not boredom. I was heading for a return match. If you know, you know. But I bought it for emmergency and for fun.

Modified: I turn my boredom to money. It's easy to do.

OK. Keep buying condom for fun and teasing the nurses to see how they will react. I also noticed you are a mind reader. You know what they are thinking and what they will think next about you. You are also good at guessing what they will wish for while you are either buying the condom or gone. Hmmmm, well done oh. Mr CONDOM.!!

Mr2wealth:
OK. Keep buying condom for fun and teasing the nurses to see how they will react. I also noticed you are a mind reader. You know what they are thinking and what they will think next about you. You are also good at guessing what they will wish for while you are either buying the condom or gone. Hmmmm, well done oh. Mr CONDOM.!!

iLegendd:
while the ones outside were busy greeting me good morning, sir.

mumu so you be man posing as woman

Bintabisiriyu:
mumu so you be man posing as woman

Lol. Seems you came across me yesterday. We know ourselves here. Newcomers won't understand.

Nice one ilegend....m still waiting for ur efcc story

iLegendd:
She doesn't have strength. I won. You better cum and pay me for wining you.

No,you are getting me wrong.I do have strength,just that I try as much as possible to channel it to something more productive than "fighting" on Nairaland.

carrlyleone:
No,you are getting me wrong.I do have strength,just that I try as much as possible to channel it to something more productive than "fighting" on Nairaland.

Hmm. So, you base in Lagos, right?

iLegendd:
Hmm. So, you base in Lagos, right?

Yes,I do.

u too much

carrlyleone:
Yes,I do.

Cool. Keep it up. Have a nice day.

iLegendd:
Cool. Keep it up. Have a nice day.

Thanks.

carrlyleone:
Thanks.

You don't need to thank me. Which other name should I call you?