YEPA!!!

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'
The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'
The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again.
For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box '[/b]The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.

He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

[b]The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that.You didn't put any money in the poor box!'

The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'

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your not serious, know how to address we catholic.

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TJ you've got Excellent jokes!!

loooool very good

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************************ Quick Cum**********************

One Day a man went to the doctor's office to see what was wrong with him."Doc, I have a problem. Everytime my wife and I have intimacy i cum way to quick. In about two minutes I'm done." say the man nervously. The doctor runs a few tests and comes back with the results. "Sir, I Have come up with a sure fire way to solve your problem.
Everytime that you feel you are about to come just scare yourself". With this advice the man leaves the doctor's office and goes to the gunshop and buys a gun. He goes home and sees his wife laying in the bed naked. Immeaditley they began to have intimacy. They ended up in the 69 position. The man felt that he was abut to cum so he shot the gun three times.
The next day he went back to the doctor's office. "Doc, that scaring shit didn't work. When i felt like coming i shot three times. The first time my wife shitted on my face, the second time my wife bit off three inches of my Joystick and the third time my next door neighbor came out of the closet with his hands up in the air".

Jeez!!

nice one,mr nice guy ;d

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i am cul as ice

So funny!

yes it is

Maybe not

omo buruku

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex,
Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother, saying,
'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'

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Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small pen-is-.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'

'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'

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this is soooo funny. Wat a nice way to mow d lawn overgrown wit weeds

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps.
As they entered. a gorilla noticed her and went crazy. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did, And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
"Now, Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at
him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door
to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now. Tell the gorilla you have a headache."