Guys, lets put our heads together n let us do this thing.
Help those who think they can't do this thing!!!

Speak 4 urself----if u can't!

Mine is very simple, although based on my mood and where I am at a particular time.

Example; As I'm looking at you, I feel like toasting you.

i am attracted to your smile, it warms my cold heart and brings it to life please dont deny my heart of this warmth

busygirl:

Speak 4 yourself----if u can't!

Busygirl, When I saw your picture I knew that Heaven must be missing an Angel !! (Howz the sea-side?)

Thanx Londoncool, nyways d sea-side is fine---still a lil bit cold.

@busygirl, ur lips r so luscious, i'd love 2 find out how ur lipstick tastes on them

Let's bet, i can kiss ur lips without touching you.

baby, u r the only cockroach in my cupboard?
NO, lets try this: u r the only sugar in my tea?
NOPE, try this: u r the last credit on my phone?
Sorry: baba's face is a true reflection of the love i have for you (she'll simply pour hot water on you)
u know u are a reality of all i ever dreamt about.simply a perfection of an ideal angel. in you i know my dreams and aspirations will come true. U r simply exceptional and amazin & i know with us together there aint nothin we cant do cus u on my mind all the time?

i dont know wat am sayiing o cus i never fell in love before

ov:

baby, you're the only cockroach in my cupboard?

damn that one of the wackiest line ever

NO, lets try this: you're the only sugar in my tea?

Na WA ooh, re u sure u isn't gay

NOPE, try this: you're the last credit on my phone?

this doesn't make no type of sense

NOPE, try this: you're the last credit on my phone?
Sorry: baba's face is a true reflection of the love i have for you (she'll simply pour hot water on you)

U need a serious coach, u suck dude

u know u are a reality of all i ever dreamt about.simply a perfection of an ideal angel. in you i know my dreams and aspirations will come true. U r simply exceptional and amazin & i know with us together there aint nothin we can't do cus u on my mind all the time?

u say all this to someone u just meant, damn i can tell u don't get no ass

i don't know what am sayiing o cus i never fell in love before

U fall in love with a girl u met in 2sec, na wa ooooo


@the topic
Are u an interior decorator? when i saw you the room became beautiful

You must be a hell of a thief cause you stole my heart from across the room

Baby somebody better call God, because he's missing an angel

Do you have a map? i just keep on getting lost in your eyes

@ omo eko
ROFLMAO

sexlover:

your lips r so luscious, i'd love 2 find out how your lipstick tastes on them

is that the latest/newest toasting line. LMAO

If you want to taste lipstick, why not visit the market, lots of flavours and colours to choose from

nairaland is just too much

cute-ass:

@ omo eko
ROFLMAO

is that the latest/newest toasting line. LMAO

If you want to taste lipstick, why not visit the market, lots of flavours and colours to choose from

nairaland is just too much

_{laughing and rolling on the floor} some people needs a book on toasting.

Dojo:

Let's bet, i can kiss your lips without touching you.

lol, reminds me of a line from a movie,

some of these guys really think and believe girls are a bunch of "mumus" and "mugus", i don't blame them sha, i blame the cheap girls that have been living up to the expectation

but which kind girl u go tell "ur d only coachroach in my cupboard" will fall 4 dat shit?

becool89:

but which kind girl u go tell "your d only coachroach in my cupboard" will fall 4 that shit?

my sister, that's what i'm talking about ooh. The cheap handkerchiefs do

cute-ass:

some of these guys really think and believe girls are a bunch of mumus and mugus, i don't blame them sha, i blame the cheap girls that have been living up to the expectation

Trust me i know some girls that will fall for some stupid lines like that.

They start blushing like a fool, and laughing so hard.

We have a lot of mumu girl that believe anything that come right of a guys mouth

And u know that our Naija Guys have a sweet mouth like sugar.

becool89:

but which kind girl u go tell "your d only coachroach in my cupboard" will fall 4 that shit?

well the guy that wrote that is Gay, he got no gf.

sexlover:

your lips r so luscious, i'd love 2 find out how your lipstick tastes on them

Are this tosting line, this is rubbish and dumb

Dojo:

Let's bet, i can kiss your lips without touching you.

what is this, a taosting line. stop kidding me plz.
Do girl really for for this crap

hello sisi,
i just came in from london yesterday and tomorrow i am off to jamaica. i was in washington last week and i had dinner with michael jackson. come into my world and let me take you along. you dig me?
by the way, my name is boy alinco. what is that name of yours?

egetz:

hello sisi,
i just came in from london yesterday and tomorrow i am off to jamaica. i was in washington last week and i had dinner with michael jackson. come into my world and let me take you along. you dig me?
by the way, my name is boy alinco. what is that name of yours?

terrible toasting line

If u said that to me the first thing i will think is, u are either a drug dealer or scammer/419

Omo Eko:

terrible toasting line

If u said that to me the first thing i will think is, u are either a drug dealer or scammer/419

erhm, ehe

_{clearing throat and pondering over nothing in particular}

It depends on what she is doing at the time. for instance if she has a luggage this is a good pick up line " Hey sweetheart, isn't that a little too heavy? let me help you with some of that. Beauty queen like you shouldn't be working too hard". from here to the next topic.

If she was just walking. you have to pay attention to her mood and this is how you start" Start by saying hello, how are you doing? " If she responds favorable. say something like " You have a beautiful smile" and if she says thank you, ask what her name is? Don't start asking too many questions yet! If you are sure that you will see her again, don't ask for her digits yet. Leave that to the next time. Always be polite and don't be too aggressive or look desperate! always remember to smile and be your self. No stylish walking, No smoking and definitely No grabbing !!!

Well the master of toasting(game) has spoken so guys like OV, egetz,manntee and dojo should learn from him.

_{Abeg don't let your head swell to much because i can't still stand u}

@Omo-eko
Lol, there you go sounding like Omo-Togo ! I still got love for ya !!

well am not any where close to togo.

Am Omo Eko ohhhhhh

Any guy can date or bunk anywoman as long as he plays his game right, i bet i can even date Omo-eko if she is not grabbing too tight on our past miscues !! Imagine a nice guy like me with Omo-eko?? A sheep in a lion's den !!

"I know you see me looking at you and you already know". I want to Bleep you wicked so you can pack the residue of your pussy!

LuUmBiOn2:

"I know you see me looking at you and you already know". I want to Bleep you wicked so you can pack the residue of your pussy!

is that your own toasting line or was it suppose to be a joke.

Sweet T:

Any guy can date or bunk anywoman as long as he plays his game right, i bet i can even date Omo-eko if she is not grabbing too tight on our past miscues !! Imagine a nice guy like me with Omo-eko?? A sheep in a lion's den !!

dream onnnnnnnn Mr

@LuUmBiOn2
Are you sick? just to let you know, you have been reported. I bet you are not even a Nigerian? Omo olori buruku !

@Omo-eko
Reality begins with a dream, sweetie !

Sweet T:

@LuUmBiOn2
Are you sick? just to let you know, you have been reported. I bet you are not even a Nigerian? Omo olori buruku !

well it's a shame LuUmBiOn2 seeking attention in a wrong way

@Sweet T
Well u are right about that