Beaf:

Listen, we don't want any fake! The party is for becomerich, not Becomrich0! Don't try to claim another persons party!
We the well-wishers are busy celeberating the mapomatic Adesegun Musiwa, fake guy like you wants to come and claim!
Rubbish! Ma she e bi oshe she n sh oju o! HIDIOT!!!!

Beaf, I dont like the way you just murdered my language. ah ahnnnn

FL Gators:

Beaf, I dont like the way you just murdered my language. ah ahnnnn

Please forgive and forget o! I really tried my best Ijeshatedo accent, but e no work!

Will the real becomerich please stand up? Abeg bros, come and deliver a speech na!
Your well-wishers have been partying, sote awa bodi don broke o!

24 /7 gbedu in your honour, until we tire; your boys are now resting for part II.

Dora Akunyili cook for Jonathan Jonathan rushed to the hospital april fool

I tink dis was his April Fool's joke. Lwkmd dat day, thank God I was indoors. Happy Birthday, my dear clown.

Becommrich,
If na true, wish u all the best.

thought Becomerich was a trojan virus

Happy birthday dude!

Becomrich, all the psychiatry hospitals across western nigerian and benin republic wish u a fruitful long years of google mapology. Hip hip hip. . . . Hurray

Who are we celebrating his/its birthday sef?

Is it Becomerich or Becoomerich or Becomricho or Becomeerich or Becomrich1 or Nigeria1 or Nigeriaone . . . . . . . . .


Which one sef?

If na Musiwa, just tell us say musiwa de celebrate im birthday.

why does this kind of post makes it on the frontpage? make I hear word

jmoore:

why does this kind of post makes it on the frontpage? make I hear word

That one na your bizness, hate it or like it, Becomrich is a star of Nairaland!

jmoore:

why does this kind of post makes it on the frontpage? make I hear word

We r celebrating with a Nairaland legend, so join us or log off.

jmoore:

why does this kind of post makes it on the frontpage? make I hear word

We r celebrating with a Nairaland legend, so join us or log off.

Hapi mapday mapomeji.wishing u more satelite pictures.

Becomebillionaire  - Happy bleated mapology and Many Google return

wishing you a long life of latitude and longitude

cheers

I have no business with EFCC. Go and ask them. I am person, the EFCC can not arrest. their duty have no business with me.

You are celebrating my birthday because God have use me to change the course of Nigeria politics forever. I pity the north, I wish they would listen to my advice.

Wisdom is only useful to the wise.
There use to be a northern television program I use to love to watch those day in nigeria. It was consider the best northerner program of all time. Magana Jari Ce(spell wrong in hausa). It means wisdom is an asset. It had baba asabe , remember him on telelvision in it.

How a parrot use to speak wisdom in hausa .  Ko ba kaba

This is my favorite map. enjoy it.

Becomrich0:

I have no business with EFCC. Go and ask them. [size=14pt]I am person,[/size] the EFCC can not arrest. their duty have no business with me.

You are celebrating my birthday because God have use me to change the course of Nigeria politics forever. I pity the north, I wish they would listen to my advice.

Wisdom is only useful to the wise.
There use to be a northern television program I use to love to watch those day in nigeria. It was consider the best [size=14pt]northerner program[/size] of all time. Magana Jari Ce(spell wrong in hausa). It means wisdom is an asset. It had baba asabe , remember him on telelvision in it.

How a parrot use to speak wisdom in hausa .  Ko ba kaba

[size=14pt]This is my favorite map. enjoy it.[/size] 

Damn!
The master has blessed us with his presence. O great Mapomeji, you are welcome! many happy returns.

Can someone please give becomeriches number to Jonathan? We want him to resign so becomerich can take over and lead us into Benin Republic!

For three days and nights I have stayed awake fasting and praying for The Legend, Becomerich99, to grace this occasion with his illustrious presence, and most importantly, with his MAPS and SATELLITE IMAGES.

Now that my prayers have been answered, and His Excellency has granted us an audience, all is well in the universe, and the world will turn.   I am finally at peace, and I can retire to my cave for some well deserved rest.

The floor is now yours, Becomerich, and no number of new bans can prevent your message from being delivered.

[size=14pt]Musiwa Hey !   Musiwa Hey !  Musiwa Heeeeeeeyaaaaah ![/size]

Oops. Its all good!

Really, who is this guy?

Happy birthday the mapmaster. I have missed your maps for sometime now. May you show more maps from now.

Becomerich onye m.
happy birthday o!! ! !
Mapistic Cosmologist.

hotchic:

Really, who is this guy?

That question is what made him the legend that he is on NL today. If you get to know him, wheres all the fun then.

Join the bandwagon hail king becomrich.

Years back you cried out from your mum's womb. Right? Greeting the world in anticipation; anyway i wish you a boutiful birthday celebration and pray you wax ahead strongly in your future endeavours. Cheers!

today is not my birhtday. see, beef, i know u, you are seun, seun have collect bribe, hausaman bribe him, i know, i see from my maps, my 3 yaers old son know map, you dont know map.

look, i talk to god, when i am in unilorin to stody electricity engineering, i have a roomate that is a uncle to abiola, hausaman want to buy nairaland, in fat they piad seun 50 pounds.

Go school, u don't know anything, I see from the satellite that michele obama is igbo, infat, oyo state is 10 times bigger than river state

baef is illisterate, go school

This is genuis. Weldone. Hilarious.

hotchic:

Really, who is this guy?

He is a true mystery, an unknowable catographic sage! Born out of the deepest, darkest, unfathomable recesses of google maps.
To know becomerich is to attain all wisdom!

seeker

hotchic:

Really, who is this guy?

I can conveniently answer for the whole Nairaland on this: WE don't know him.

Happi Birthday One and Only Becomerich