Hold up Mr. Anus,

Did you say SIT ON UR FACE? HMMMMM

There is fat and there is thick.

Sorry but you are not thick.

is someone confused with fat[i]ness[/i] or thick[i]ness[/i]?

OP is enjoying herself with the responses so far,

How do one sit on someone's face?

@ pro1

endearingly flippant? , lol that seems to be an oxymoron
but if it's a compliment i'll take it haha , ohhh so u like'em biiiiiiiiiig then huh

@michelin89

so by that reasoning you are calling me fat hahahah? I mean you don't know me in rl so I can take that

@ opsydudu

I really am. Some ppl have got me over here laughing. I was very amused at the guy who said this thread is for rasputia lookalikes or sum shytttt like that.

@queeneve

well erm it is possible o.0. not that i know from experience of doing it of course , (winks) lolol

Now if Michelin89 had called me stupid or unintelligent, then ish would have gotten started and I woulda told her to kick rocks hahaha. But fat , nahh. 1. it's not true and 2. being called unintelligent is a far far worse insult lol.

@ gangsta[b]boo[/b].   as in really, BOO!!!?

well i see you have been busy, i visit this section like once in 3 days so i missed ur responses. very funny

now why did'nt someone just explain what i posted earlier, well you got it wrong!!!!!

the thing is look at it from this perspective, have you ever seen anyone put up a thread saying "who loves slim/ well proportioned girls"?
or have u seen slim, or even curvy girls posting threads about their sizes? no it just had to be the rasputia folks who would do that, and i honestly wonder why
do u need validation? does one niggly voice whisper insistently when u look into the mirror, telling u ur ass is too fat?


now dont get me wrong, im not discriminating against our *cough* more well-fed folks, but really must u be prime-time news? u need pple to console u that u normal?   WELL YOU ARE NORMAL, OK AND ALL THAT  dont get me wrong, but babe really, ,u want attention and validation?


actually the way i see it, its not ur size NOW that matters, its a few years down the line. but of course u have'nt noticed that all those supposed big women loving men always end up with concubines down the years? or how many obese 40 yr old women do you know with very faithful husbands or even husbands at all?  (the skinny ones dont fare much better either these days though)

these same men will turn round to look for skinny-ass undergrads and teenagers, and then will tell u those ones are very good in bed, trust men.


as i say, the actual difference between a big car and a small car is that after a few years when the big car loses its glamour, it becomes a big burden for the owner, the small car well becomes the car of choice for rough use, bottomline it still gets used, the big one ends in the garage!!!

besides, its bad for your health to be big, obese, fat or whatever adjective you choose to use as you grow older, now u may not feel it, wait till u near 40 yrs.       RASPUTIA BABES. LOSE SOME WEIGHT!!!

Damn girl,

You made this NUKKA^^^hungry, NOW YOU GOTTA FEED HIM, your fault!

Is it true that SOME PEOPLE over yonder eat a can a day? I will be mad too chit! A can a day?!!!!

Hurry up girl, he looking at my dog funny!

hahahaha at queeeneve. Lawddd

Girl He wrote a d@mnn novel loll. Let me go back and re-read it all

ganstaboo, your mood is infectious, love it!

yes its very important for a female to have big nyansh, so she can sit on your face, but NOT more than 2hours,
Big is beautiful/ Nyansh is beautifuller, truss me

south african women gets some serious azzz 4real. big & edible

Sighs and shakes head at 4llerbuntu. Pffft.  You have it all wrong papi.  (sidenote: my name comes from a female rapper in the 90s)  

No problem, we're all busy.  

I haven't been around long enough to say if there has been a post applauding 'slim' girls, so there may have been some or there may not been any.  And by the way, let me just say this, curvier women can be well-proportioned, and in fact, most usually are well proportioned.  So you equating being well proportioned with just being slim is false!  Anyway, by your reasoning, I must be 'rasputia' size to make this thread.  Lol, damn you think that by my creating this thread I go beyond even being curvy to just being morbidly obese.  How did you deduct that o.o?  I'm honestly confused.  SO let me answer some of the questions you seem to have.  No, I did not make this thread for validation or to get phone numbers.  No, I did not create this thread because I look in the mirror and think my @ss is too jiggly so I need need confirmation that men like curvy women.  I already have enough proof that some do and some don't. Yes, i did create this thread because I just got back on NL, had a curiousity and just wanted to see who liked big girls.  No, I did not make this to start a psych lesson lol.

Now saying all that, LADIES we know that whether we are slim, fat, curvy, whatever , we ALL have days where we feel we don't look our 100 percent best.  Whoever says they don't is a d@mnnn lie you feel me!!!  Having body issues does not just occur in big girls, in fact, some of my skinniest girlfriends have the MOST issues with their body.  

And I will worry about what my man does when I'm 40 when I actually TURN 40 in 20 years yuhh digg ahahaa.  All I know is that skinny b!tchess get cheated on as well.  Men thinking with their d!!ckss has no weight boundary lollllll So don't even start with that ish  

I would type more but I'll save that for the next round lol  

Yeah Anus, we got booty and love it!

All I can do is laugh at Mr Anus hahaahhaha.

@ SA Goddess, thanks girlll!!!!    I'm generally a very easy going type of chick lol
Does SA stand for San Antonia btw? or is it South Africa lol.  I'm from Texas so San Antonia is the first thing that pops in my mind

South African Goddess hun

Your easy-ness comes through in your posts, nice stuff!

been almost 2yrs since a heavy duty big bottom woman sat on my face, i kinda miss it

LOL, heavy duty, I am happy to say I am not heavy duty!

hmmn, @ gangstaboo. well, wat i can say is= na u sabi!!

quite clearly u not in tune with nigerian street sense of dimensions. IF, and i truly doubt, you are actually just curvy and all that, you will definitely not call your self BIG.

i dunno abt over there but here, but thick butts and hips are a dime and a dozen. you just need to take a short walk on any street in naija.
we have a lot of slim babes, dont get me wrong. and also an alarming number of obese ones too, but curvy, thick hips, big bosoms and all that just does'nt raise the roof.

quite clearly there are tons of skinny pple where u are so u think its such a big deal your thick in dem places (if u are and not actually just big boned and obese)


by the way all these adjectives, big, fat, obese, thick. i daresay down here they mean the same thing!!!! u dont call someone big or thick if they are just big around the bum and hips, u call someone that it means that they are obese and trying to use the nicest adjective FACT!!!

besides, who said there was anything wrong with rasputia? she got hitched to a really nice guy

SA GOdness, i think I love you. Can you cook?

GANSTABOO you will be wasting your time trying to explain anything to 4llerbuntu, believe it or not- he sincerely believes any man married to a fat woman will definitely cheat because he will find children attractive, while those married to slim women stay faithful. . . . . .
he also sincerely believes there are no threads started by 'slim girls' wondering how larger ones get love when they cant
dont bother trying to educate him let him say whatever and move along, dont waste your time
queen cracks me up!

e be like say i go like this ganstaboo,she no send

LOL Anus, didn't you say the same thing to someone else earlier in the week? Besides, I am having difficulty getting past your name, Anus!

Of course I can cook, I am a Deluxe model, best believe it!

Mr Anus:

SA GOdness, i think I love you. Can you cook?

^
Hmm. . ."deluxe model" *entering wondering mode*

Can't explain it but that's me, Deluxe model!

^
come on', give it a try. Am darn curious.

rahjan:

e be like say i go like this ganstaboo,she no send

Omo I like am die, I no know why some people dey beef am unnecessarily.

Wish I could see gangstaboo's full-body pix to make 'proper assessments', lol. Havn't quite encountered any f as enchantingly infectious on NL, maybe platnum nk, but gangstaboo is something else.

SA Goddess:

Can't explain it but that's me, Deluxe model!

@ SAG o batla na le di ntwa hape, lmao,

I can't pro, Schweet has just told me to behave

SA Goddess. do u have matako?

Goodness Anus what is matako? why do I think I know what you are asking about? please explain!

28Schweet:

@ SAG o batla na le di ntwa hape, lmao,  

SA Goddess:

I can't pro, Schweet has just told me to behave      

Na wa oh. Is that Afrikaans or what? Una wan turn Nairaland to Randland. Explain 'in private'.