spikedcylinder:

Ewo!!!!!!!!
Missed calls? To you? Me? Text messages?!?!?!?!?!
Last time I called you was last year when you sent me a text in the middle of the day and I called you back. I didn't even know it was you because I didn't have your number stored. All of a sudden, I am leaving 43 missed calls?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! 43 for that matter?!?!?!?!
Jesus bleeding wept!!!!!!!!

Please, show the records o. I beg you, SHOW IT!!!!
Chai David, I fear you o!

davidylan:

hmm lies like what? I dont understand . . . do text messages, missed calls, calling with "unknown" several times, nasty voicemails, crying over doyin13 . . . when did all those become "lies"?  

i'm man enough to take mistakes i make . . . dont call me a child if you cant do the same. grow up too.

Someone calls you with unknown number and all of a sudden, it must be me? Who get that kain time? Nasty voicemails? Where? When?!?!?!?
Last time I sent you a message was prolly in 2007. After that I called you in 2009 in response to a text message I didn't know was from you.
Stop it seriously. Wow!
Me call you to cry about doyin? Lol!!!!! You of all people who's tolerance level is next to non-existent? You?

davidylan:

funny how things can magically disappear when you want them to. Go bring back your phone records for 2007, i'm sure they dont lie just as easily as you do.

I texted you last yr? That's odd. I am positive i didnt speak to you on a telephone last yr either. You must have me mixed up with someone else, pls crosscheck. I know there are a lot of us here in the US you speak to.

Ileke-IdI:

shattap!

tkb417:

why is this thread on crime tho

has someone committed murder
move to dating

4 Play:

What did I do?

Crime against maturity and discretion.

You're right. This is not very mature but David has had it a long time coming with his comments.
You don't see me telling lies about what and what could or could not have happened. I can easily claim he was 'toasting' me too and he was stalking me and blah blah blah that children employ but I wont say any of such cuz they're not true.
43 missed calls. Nawa!

davidylan:

1. i dont wish, i simply posted facts . . . but of course its easier to bleat online. Real comparisons can only be made offline.

2. no they werent, but  unfortunately they hit home too much you had to cry and sniff around.

3. lol of course i expected the cowardly denial, i cant be bothered with your expected noise making. silly girls seeking husbands online . . . you left doyin13 already?

4. oh sure i did . . . it doesnt make me any less older than who i am. The rest of her body would be wherever else you found it. If you were as old as you claim then i wonder why you're snooping around my FB page. Shldnt that make you a child too? i'm sure you got more important things to do, afterall isnt that what you fools tell us all the time?

5. i've had a life that hasnt involved you in the last 3 yrs, seriously. this is the first time i've refered to you directly in more than a yr.

Oh ok, i wondered why the mods suddenly locked that thread.

spikedcylinder:

Yes sir. You sent me a message last year and I called you back. That was the only time we spoke last year.
Please o, tell me how I came on to you, will you? Or did we actually date? Is that what you told people?

spikedcylinder:

Wait o. Someone just brought something to my notice.
Those 43 missed calls you say I made, were they to you or to doyin?
If na to doyin, then that is another matter because I musta done it. Nack your head on the wall.

spikedcylinder:

Someone calls you with unknown number and all of a sudden, it must be me? Who get that kain time? Nasty voicemails? Where? When?!?!?!?
Last time I sent you a message was prolly in 2007. After that I called you in 2009 in response to a text message I didn't know was from you.
Stop it seriously. Wow!
Me call you to cry about doyin? Lol!!!!! You of all people who's tolerance level is next to non-existent? You?

Vealkyrie:

This is not nice. Nairaland is a social network. Girls have needs too.

spikedcylinder:

Yes sir. You sent me a message last year and I called you back. That was the only time we spoke last year.
Please o, tell me how I came on to you, will you? Or did we actually date? Is that what you told people?

tkb417:

nice observation

are you searching urself, cos im available for strictly online dating  

tkb417:

nice observation

are you searching urself, cos im available for strictly online dating  

Vealkyrie:

I am afraid you are not man enough for me.

Vealkyrie:

I am afraid you are not man enough for me.

Vealkyrie:

I am afraid you are not man enough for me.

jennykadry:

But come oooo, I thought david and morenike was going to invite me for ashebi this yr, just for dafid to post another woman pic? abi na camouflage

chika98:

*Yawns*
Can you guys put this to rest now? Nothing to see here

Vealkyrie:

I am afraid you are not man enough for me.

davidylan:

Is this "internet speak"?   I know so many of you who say one thing offline and another online. Its easy to "deny" stuff when you are absolutely sure David wont go so low as to be ferreting around for "proof" like our resident "adults" here do.

Oh well, i'm already late for work . . . i might as well leave a few more messages before its time to retire to the "kiddies play ground" where adults of course are not welcome.

4 Play:

Hubris!  

Bahhhhhhh!

tkb417:

yeah; not man enough for u on the internet

im sure in real life, u'll probably be too small for me

lol

Vealkyrie:

In as much as i agree there are many pretenders on social networks, i also know you will find honest people in there. Life is what you make it. I have heard stories as well so we are on the same page here. Generalization is not clever.

chika98:

LOL I am not interested in the details. You both shoulda been smart about these things.
Kill this thread and go be productive. Haba

Ileke-IdI:

Why am I being brought into this drama again?

Are you the same ppl rumoring that I have been calling spikedcylinder a[b] lesbian [/b]on yim? sending ppl to warn me? am yet to know how that rumor started with me. what concerns me with ppl's sexuality?

And the plot thickens.

davidylan:

I wont begrudge you that. There are quite a lot of honest folks up here, the problem is finding them. Believe me, in no way was i trying to generalize.

Vealkyrie:

In as much as i agree there are many pretenders on social networks, i also know you will find honest people in there. Life is what you make it. I have heard stories as well so we are on the same page here. Generalization is not clever.


Bahhhhhhh!

Empty barrels! Just because you have the picture of your uncle's Range? Puh-effining-lease.

Ileke-IdI:

Why am I being brought into this drama again?

Are you the same ppl rumoring that I have been calling spikedcylinder a lesbian on yim? sending ppl to warn me? am yet to know how that rumor started with me. what concerns me with ppl's sexuality?  [except for that bisi alami thread lol]

And david, is that why you've been following me all ova NL making snide comments? Dude, I have no problem with you and yet to say any negative stuff about you, so what is the problem? You have a new life and I'm happy for you, nuff said. As for those going around rumoring about you and others, I am not part of that, plz.


Plz. nitori olorun, am not dining for more drama.

jennykadry:

Ileke idi oya go cook for 4play comot hiaaaa no more dramas