Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?

follypimpi:

Simple,Hello (in a heavy african ascents) My name is Bashiru from Oko oba in Lagos,beeni am from Nigerian,infact omo oyinbo am Nigeria.Don't mind the tribal marks ooo,Is a sign that i fought a lion,am very strong gidi gba.also don't mind the big round belle,is a sign that i have money berekete,Yes i want marry you(mo fe fi e se aya),white woman. Trust me she will be all over you like sugar.

jalether:

wetin man no go see on NL

follypimpi:

Simple,Hello (in a heavy african ascents) My name is Bashiru from Oko oba in Lagos,beeni am from Nigerian,infact omo oyinbo am Nigeria.Don't mind the tribal marks ooo,Is a sign that i fought a lion,am very strong gidi gba.also don't mind the big round belle,is a sign that i have money berekete,Yes i want marry you(mo fe fi e se aya),white woman. Trust me she will be all over you like sugar.

naija_swag:

Shebi you want fuxck white girl,go look for the ashawo one.If you leave london without registering,you be fool ooh.

queeneve:

My fiance ain't interested in white women, HE ACTUALLY THINK THEY LOOK AND SMELL LIKE A WOLF,

how on earth did your fiance knws how wolf smells(hin be hunter) and thats statement is very rude.

follypimpi:

Simple,Hello (in a heavy african ascents) My name is Bashiru from Oko oba in Lagos,beeni am from Nigerian,infact omo oyinbo am Nigeria.Don't mind the tribal marks ooo,Is a sign that i fought a lion,am very strong gidi gba.also don't mind the big round belle,is a sign that i have money berekete,Yes i want marry you(mo fe fi e se aya),white woman. Trust me she will be all over you like sugar.

ravenzord:

How to toast black girls in Nigeria nko? I need help 

iceblue:

^^^ see bashiru from oko oba version above

New: you can chat girls up anywhere busstops, tube, tube stations, opticians, snooker hall etc. just don't appear brash and use either an english accent or none. Some girls don't understand  Africans (attitude and accent) until they get to know you.

'Nice top you've got on' or 'what beautiful eyes you have' is a start (with a smile). Always works for me.

One: Try your luck outside London or some of the predominantly white areas of London. Go to club or pub there. Dress well. Put some cash in your pocket. Wear a nice perfume. No much talking. Just buy a drink and chill. Sit at the bar and smile. It works like magic.
Wetin u mean sef, u no sabi toast woman again?

busygirl: Heee heee! You want to marry oyinbo. . . . Let me drop you one hint. . .You must know how to tell lies very well. . .Like you come from a rich family, The President is your father and so on. _{I didn't tell you o.} GOOD LUCK SHA! ^{Nairalanders will never cease to amuse me!}

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'Nice top you've got on' or 'what beautiful eyes you have' is a start (with a smile). Always works for me.