mozel247:
Anytime I see dead body no matter who d person is. I get emotional. It constantly reminds me that I will b just like that someday. Worst if I visit mug. My God. Life is vanity. And not worth all this stress, greed for wealth and others

meobizy:
Groaning is the reason people came up with vampire myths.
Anyone interested should Google it, I don’t have the power to type epistles.
Groaning is also the reason our illiterate morticians physically assault corpses: the act scares them so bad they feel the body is accusing them of causing their untimely demise.

My driver once told me a story of how we went to claim a friend’s body and the mortician directed him to a pile of fresh bodies.
With each turn of a body met with a groan the mortician rained slaps on the corpse claiming he’s too old and weathered for them to haunt him since he didn’t cause their deaths.

omale88:
Since the romance section is most active you decided to paste a taste of your job,nice write up Sha,please play by the rules next time we have a lot of people who are still growing up and could be misguided by little acts.

omale88:
Since the romance section is most active you decided to paste a taste of your job, nice write up Sha,please play by the rules next time we have a lot of people who are still growing up and could be misguided by little acts.

meobizy:

lordskid:
NL_NATION

The Eight Creepiest Things Witnessed By Morticians

Morticians have a close up glimpse of life, death and sometimes the space beyond death. It seems as though a plethora of creepy stories would come out of their occupations, and here is a list of the most hair-raising stories shared by them:

Groaning

If corpses have a lungful of air, then moving them causes it to release. When the air travels through their throat, you get some minor vocalization, but it’s usually just a sigh, gurgle or rattle.

The “groan” is more of a noise coming from the abdomen, you would never mistake it for a living moan. There is no movement in the bodies after death, bodies NEVER sit up on their own.

“It still gets me sometimes, though, if I’m working alone.”

Body Movement

This is extremely rare. And usually only occurs in the smaller muscles. Out of the thousands of bodies my family has seen, only one still had muscle movement after death.

"The deceased’s fingers were twitching “like he was playing the piano”.

Nail Growth

Different parts, tissues, and cells of your body will die off at different rates. It is your skin cells that will live longest. In fact, they will stay alive for up to 3 days before joining the remainder of the body in clinical death.

However it is a myth that your hair and nails continue to grow after death.

The reality is your skin, without moisture, begins to shrink, which reveals more of your hair and nails.

CosmicPhoenix:

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bigpriik:


Nigerians too like romance ...

mozel247:
Anytime I see dead body no matter who d person is. I get emotional. It constantly reminds me that I will b just like that someday. Worst if I visit mug. My God. Life is vanity. And not worth all this stress, greed for wealth and others