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Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by r231(m): 10:42pm On Oct 24, 2010
Why do men describe se.x like say dem dey do DIY?

"I nailed her"

"I hammer her"

"I screwed her"

"I wire d babe"

"I cable am"

"I plaster am well well"

"I shine am alnite"

Why d D.I.Y language?
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by Dsense(m): 10:59pm On Oct 24, 2010
It's basicly bocs the gals they slept with is LovePeddler or prosty so they just look for any available rough slangs to describe the act nd to express that they really enjoyed it,Which is wrong ,But when sleeping with their galfriends '' i mean deir lovers'' u can't see them expressing d act in a such ridicule way.They would show some respects.
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by googles: 11:05pm On Oct 24, 2010
Hmmmm. . . . intwesting @D-sense

but err. . .talking from expewience ? wink  cheesy
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by Dsense(m): 11:13pm On Oct 24, 2010
googles:

Hmmmm. . . . intwesting @D-sense

but err. . .talking from expewience ? wink  cheesy
Can't say from experiance but from ma view towards it.
I'm quitely different from those guys won't lie to u.
I'm not into this stuffs.
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by Osama10(m): 11:16pm On Oct 24, 2010
D-sense:

Can't say from experiance but from ma view towards it.
I'm quitely different from those guys won't lie to u.
I'm not into this stuffs.

grin grin grin
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by Idowuogbo(f): 11:19pm On Oct 24, 2010
hmm poster u forget
i panelbeat am
i slamdunk am
i damage am
emmh wen i remember more i wud join ur list grin grin grin

but on a ril dudes like dat jus sey it to sound cool among dia peers , u no dose kiss and tell kids wey neva reach puberty
u get d rill wink wink grin grin cool
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by googles: 11:20pm On Oct 24, 2010
D-sense:

Can't say from experiance but from ma view towards it.
I'm quitely different from those guys won't lie to u.
I'm not into this stuffs.

oh kool. . . nice to know u are different  wink

Idowuogbo:

hmm poster u forget
i panelbeat am
i slamdunk am
i damage am
emmh wen i remember more i wud join your list grin grin grin

but on a ril dudes like dat jus sey it to sound cool among dia peers , u no dose kiss and tell kids wey neva reach puberty
u get d rill wink wink grin grin cool

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

i panel beat am ke ? na car ? grin
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by Dsense(m): 11:21pm On Oct 24, 2010
Osama10:

grin grin grin
WHY U DEY LAFF tongue
UR HEAD HIT FLOOR   grin grin grin
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by Specialist900(m): 11:23pm On Oct 24, 2010
r231:

Why do men describe se.x like say dem dey do DIY?

"I nailed her"

"I hammer her"

"I screwed her"

"I wire d babe"

"I cable am"

"I plaster am well well"

"I shine am alnite"

"I cane am"

"I ram am"

And the list goes on.
Why d D.I.Y language?

Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by r231(m): 11:25pm On Oct 24, 2010
Idowuogbo:

hmm poster u forget
i panelbeat am
i slamdunk am
i damage am

emmh wen i remember more i wud join your list grin grin grin

but on a ril dudes like dat jus sey it to sound cool among dia peers , u no dose kiss and tell kids wey neva reach puberty
u get d rill wink wink grin grin cool

grin grin grin


but those ones are not DIY
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by Nobody: 11:26pm On Oct 24, 2010
What is DIY?
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by Dsense(m): 11:27pm On Oct 24, 2010
Ileke-IdI:

What is DIY?
Welcome to d class,U re late nd should be punished grin
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by r231(m): 11:29pm On Oct 24, 2010
D-sense:

Welcome to d class,U re late nd should be punished grin

grin grin grin grin


Ileke-IdI:

What is DIY?

Do It Yourself lol grin
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by Idowuogbo(f): 11:32pm On Oct 24, 2010
@poster
seriously dey are part of d same tin now
cus dey do it dier sef , unless dem weak den dey use other solutions like u no na grin grin grin grin

@googles
no b u tel me sey dem ur friend panelbeat  ur former galfriend and sey tyrone wan plumber ur next friend taylar  tongue tongue cool
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by r231(m): 11:34pm On Oct 24, 2010
^^^^ grin grin grin grin

guess you are right with your defination

I cane am

i bala am

i chop am

i load am

i blow am

i wipe am

i flog am.
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by Idowuogbo(f): 11:38pm On Oct 24, 2010
^^see , i was rite wiv my emphasis
i was rite all along, emmh more to come
i drain am
i wan glue am
i don finish paint d chika
i wan unblock am

lwkkmddd, i made dem  upp ooo
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by r231(m): 11:42pm On Oct 24, 2010
^^^^hehehehe
grin grin grin
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by Osama10(m): 11:46pm On Oct 24, 2010
D-sense:

WHY U DEY LAFF tongue
your HEAD HIT FLOOR grin grin grin

My head no hit floor na wall the thing hit. grin shocked grin
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by Busybody2(f): 11:50pm On Oct 24, 2010
Idowuogbo herself, authentic wanted sa'laro cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by Idowuogbo(f): 11:56pm On Oct 24, 2010
aunty mii se waa , how i tek escape if no b u my royal highness give me spare key
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by chines4(m): 11:57pm On Oct 24, 2010
I just don't believe in Kiss and tell
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by Idowuogbo(f): 11:58pm On Oct 24, 2010
^yeah rite dats y u unscrew ur chika yestiday shey
talk i am listening tongue grin grin cool
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by Phate07(m): 12:36am On Oct 25, 2010

Methinks you forgot 'i bleep her' tongue Thats NL most popular.
undecided
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by Busybody2(f): 12:48am On Oct 25, 2010
Idowuogbo:

aunty mii se waa , how i tek escape if no b u my royal highness give me spare key


Na yabaleft me i dey jooo and we still get tablets wey fit contain us, unlike you people for aro wey na arrow dem dey take shoot melecine into ya yansh from a distance so you will not bite them cheesy

How are you jare mi loff, i don miss you, which side you dey for jand? kiss
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by Idowuogbo(f): 1:05am On Oct 25, 2010
Busy_body:


Na yabaleft me i dey jooo and we still get tablets wey fit contain us, unlike you people for aro wey na arrow dem dey take shoot melecine into ya yansh from a distance so you will not bite them cheesy

How are you jare mi loff, i don miss you, which side you dey for jand? kiss
jand ke , i no get visa oo
arolantic airways no get plane now , dey only do keke maruwa , how i wan reach jand
i dey flip side , i miss ryan's cuddles so mucch :' sad sad sad sad

aunty enter dis topic abeg oo
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=538189.msg7006952#msg7006952
dey ave strted up shit now about our iya charle and our prince saul
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by chamotex(m): 1:09am On Oct 25, 2010
I nak her, nak her, nak her, nak her soteeeeeyyy grin grin grin grin
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by googles: 11:23am On Oct 25, 2010
chamotex:

I nak her, nak her, nak her, nak her soteeeeeyyy grin grin grin grin

lol. . .chamo ashawo tongue
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by adosjun(m): 12:49pm On Oct 25, 2010
I fire her bad bad
i tidy her kpovus
i nack her
i twe twe her
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by Freiburger(m): 1:07pm On Oct 25, 2010
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Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by googles: 1:09pm On Oct 25, 2010
undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by Freiburger(m): 1:18pm On Oct 25, 2010
googles:

undecided undecided undecided undecided

smiley smiley smiley smiley
Re: Why Do Men Use Se.x D.i.y Languages by googles: 1:23pm On Oct 25, 2010
Freiburger:

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cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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