makydebbie:

You're a "new" nlder married with children but you've stalked her to the point where you know her clients. Me wey dey follow am no even know these monikers.
You try sha.

makydebbie:

The thing even tire me.

luvyaself95:
WHERE MY INTERNET WIFE GOD WHERE SHE DEY GOD.

Peeress:


Both of you are the same. Birds of a feather always flock together. Follow Follow spoiled nuisance.

JONNYSPUTE:
... .Try find her from your service provider,she fit dey there. Nobe only internet wife,nah externet wife.Poco hantas,see wetin you cause,people are now looking for their internet wives. Lol.

pocohantas:


Lol. God will do it for all of us. People meet everywhere these days. I have met wonderful people here, marriageable people.

JONNYSPUTE:
.. Send me I V when time reach make I come chop rice. Na only me go come make I for flex small there without madam.

zmpp:

where have you been?

crackkhaus:

PAINS on top say a naija girl went to a beach in naija
Wonderment!!!

I even feel say this one get small level before...just another local champion feeling fly.

JONNYSPUTE:
... .Try find her from your service provider,she fit dey there. Nobe only internet wife,nah externet wife.Pocohantas,see wetin you cause,people are now looking for their internet wives. Lol.

JONNYSPUTE:
.. Send me I V when time reach make I come chop rice. Na only me go come make I for flex small there without madam.

Rilley:
That thing just dey feel fly, the more you mention her the more you give her the attention that she doesn't deserves.

luvyaself95:

LOL,no bẹ small thing oh my guy that service provider we go negotiate how it go give me my internet wife plus externet wife.

pocohantas:
The more they realize I am not what they wish I am, the angrier they get.

I will still be that girl you wish I wasn’t.

I will go to another beach and I will create more threads, I will put my sexy self and you will be in PAINS! Yes youuuu!

Omar09:


Good evening darling... Saw you in the news today. You made the paper

EDITOR IN CHIEF IS ISHILOVE. THAT ONE DE CLOCK 56 NEXT MONTH.

CAPSLOCKED:


EDITOR IN CHIEF IS ISHILOVE. THAT ONE DE CLOCK 56 NEXT MONTH.

CAPSLOCKED:


EDITOR IN CHIEF IS ISHILOVE. THAT ONE DE CLOCK 56 NEXT MONTH.

CAPSLOCKED:


EDITOR IN CHIEF IS ISHILOVE. THAT ONE DE CLOCK 56 NEXT MONTH.

Ishilove:

Ese o, age detector. I'm clocking 45, next month, not 56.

Oya carry that information to the bank and cash out dollars.

pocohantas:


Lol.

In their mind they have info.

Ishilove:

Ese o, age detector. I'm clocking 45, next month, not 56.

Oya carry that information to the bank and cash out dollars.

Rilley:
This one done pass midnight newspaper, you better go for deliverance.

JONNYSPUTE:
.. lol.funny guy.

Ishilove:

Hehe. The boys that populate Nairaland nowadays makes the forum it very tiring.

pocohantas:


Very foolish fools.

Boys? Maybe mentally. Anyway, when man no get work, na to find woman to dey drag prick with.

crackkhaus:

Lol bruh, on a normal day nothing concern me concern that chic.

In all my years on NL , today is the second time I'm having multiple quotes back and forth with the insect - the first was just two days ago when she first came into my mentions to advertise herself.

This will probably be the last time cos this place is big enough for everyone to walk around without touching shoulders.

Rilley:
Imagine insects feeling fly? I don't blame them sha, na because this nah faceless forum.

pocohantas:
Sometime ago I got a PM. First one, I ignored.
Second... third, "okay, maybe he has a job for me" So, I replied.

Before then I did a quick check on his profile. Old acct, no Romance section- thank you Jesus! We can proceed.

I gave my usual professional and dismissive response. We had a little back and forth via mails and I pulled the plug at some point. Wasn't interested in taking it further- OFFLINE. I had already made up my mind not to do Nlders and I was bent on sticking to it.

After a while, he sent another asking why I hung up on him. I can't remember my response, but he was politely persistent. I collected his contact and promised to call. I did call. We talked a lot, we met and it blossomed. Different tribes, different locations- we fixed that.

Sometimes he would tease me "Kwin Poco, the feminist." lmao!!!

At some point I asked the exact comment that caught his attention, because I know I am insane 98.7214% of the time and he showed me. I said "lucky you, you met me on a sober day"

He told me, "I can walk into a room full of people and I will pick out that one special person. I knew you had the brain, I only prayed the cosmos will add the body, looks and character". Naso

Anyway, we would be the doing the needed soon. I want something small and intimate, but he is overwhelming me with plans. Yoruba people like party ehn! Kai!

I am still thinking if I should share pictures.
I'll makeup my mind before then...
No, I won't share. Bye

lefulefu:
scam too plenty inside social media.u could be talking to a yahoo guy pretending to be a girl and the next thing will be asking u to send money for this and dat .those ppl for all u know might have known each other in real life but be posting they met on social media for trending tinzs.be careful of the ppl u meet on social media cos na yahoo yahoo boku inside.

placeofallure:


I love attending weddings. Remember to invite me.

Social media relationship is real and rewarding at times. I met someone on fb and we've been really great together. We both wish we'd met earlier.

all nah audio..
Las las he will still dump your sorry ass for a younger and down to earth chick.
Even ikeji couldn't hold on to a billionaire talk less of you .
Even if you deceived him into marrying you Gan, I doubt if it would last.

pocohantas:
Sometime ago I got a PM. First one, I ignored.
Second... third, "okay, maybe he has a job for me" So, I replied.

Before then I did a quick check on his profile. Old acct, no Romance section- thank you Jesus! We can proceed.

I gave my usual professional and dismissive response. We had a little back and forth via mails and I pulled the plug at some point. Wasn't interested in taking it further- OFFLINE. I had already made up my mind not to do Nlders and I was bent on sticking to it.

After a while, he sent another asking why I hung up on him. I can't remember my response, but he was politely persistent. I collected his contact and promised to call. I did call. We talked a lot, we met and it blossomed. Different tribes, different locations- we fixed that.

Sometimes he would tease me "Kwin Poco, the feminist." lmao!!!

At some point I asked the exact comment that caught his attention, because I know I am insane 98.7214% of the time and he showed me. I said "lucky you, you met me on a sober day"

He told me, "I can walk into a room full of people and I will pick out that one special person. I knew you had the brain, I only prayed the cosmos will add the body, looks and character". Naso

Anyway, we would be the doing the needed soon. I want something small and intimate, but he is overwhelming me with plans. Yoruba people like party ehn! Kai!

I am still thinking if I should share pictures.
I'll makeup my mind before then...
No, I won't share. Bye