So last night I invited two girls to chill at my place. (Biggest mistake ever) After all the chills and feels I sent one of the girls to go get us food to eat at “the place” and as well get more booze. (Another biggest mistake)

The girl I sent bears the same name as my fiancé. “Let’s call her “Linda”. My fiancé’s name is Linda while one of the girls bears Linda too. So I saved the girls number as “Linda 2”.


After she left I tried to call her phone to tell her to get Red Label if she can’t get American Honey But she was not picking up. So i went to shower and told the other lady to keep watch of my phone that eventually she calls back, she should tell her why I had called.


Music was blaring, I didn’t even know or hear when the whole thing happened.

I came back to the living room then this foolish girl told me that someone called and she thought it was her friend that went to buy us stuffs but she wasn’t sounding like her. She said she was already saying stuffs before she discovered the callers voice was different

I checked my call logs and it was my fiancé “Linda” and not”Linda 2”.


I asked this foolish girl what was their conversation she said she picked and jokingly told her how I pounced on her immediately she left to get stuffs that I was even asking for more.

Which kind of thing is this?.

I never get mind call my fiancé back since last night.

This what i term been completely finished... like you are really done with the relationship. Just fogerit!!!

stupidity:
So last night I invited two girls to chill at my place. (Biggest mistake ever) After all the chills and feels I sent one of the girls to go get us food to eat at “the place” and as well get more booze. (Another biggest mistake)

The girl I sent bears the same name as my fiancé. “Let’s call her “Linda”. My fiancé’s name is Linda while one of the girls bears Linda too. So I saved the girls number as “Linda 2”.


After she left I tried to call her phone to tell her to get Red Label if she can’t get American Honey But she was not picking up. So i went to shower and told the other lady to keep watch of my phone that eventually she calls back, she should tell her why I had called.


Music was blaring, I didn’t even know or hear when the whole thing happened.

I came back to the living room then this foolish girl told me that someone called and she thought it was her friend that went to buy us stuffs but she wasn’t sounding like her. She said she was already saying stuffs before she discovered the callers voice was different

I checked my call logs and it was my fiancé “Linda” and not”Linda 2”.


I asked this foolish girl what was their conversation she said she picked and jokingly told her how I pounced on her immediately she left to get stuffs that I was even asking for more.

Which kind of thing is this for Christ sake.

I never get mind call my fiancé back since last night.

If I call you M U M U now, Dem go say I no get respect.
U better call and explain yaself. U get fiancé, u dey mess around with two ladies not even one. C ya head like tortoise wey wear cap.

ylaa:



If I call you M U M U now, Dem go say I no get respect.
U better call and explain yaself. U get fiancé, u dey mess around with two ladies not even one. C ya head like tortoise wey wear cap.

call his name please

stupidity:
So last night I invited two girls to chill at my place. (Biggest mistake ever) After all the chills and feels I sent one of the girls to go get us food to eat at “the place” and as well get more booze. (Another biggest mistake)

The girl I sent bears the same name as my fiancé. “Let’s call her “Linda”. My fiancé’s name is Linda while one of the girls bears Linda too. So I saved the girls number as “Linda 2”.


After she left I tried to call her phone to tell her to get Red Label if she can’t get American Honey But she was not picking up. So i went to shower and told the other lady to keep watch of my phone that eventually she calls back, she should tell her why I had called.


Music was blaring, I didn’t even know or hear when the whole thing happened.

I came back to the living room then this foolish girl told me that someone called and she thought it was her friend that went to buy us stuffs but she wasn’t sounding like her. She said she was already saying stuffs before she discovered the callers voice was different

I checked my call logs and it was my fiancé “Linda” and not”Linda 2”.


I asked this foolish girl what was their conversation she said she picked and jokingly told her how I pounced on her immediately she left to get stuffs that I was even asking for more.

Which kind of thing is this for Christ sake.

I never get mind call my fiancé back since last night.

Were you planning to have three some with the ladies?

Ok.


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call his name please
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ylaa:



If I call you M U M U now, Dem go say I no get respect.
U better call and explain yaself. U get fiancé, u dey mess around with two ladies not even one. C ya head like tortoise wey wear cap.

How the hell do you pronounce ur name.

U already have the answer yourself so here.

https://www.nairaland.com/5688420/heres-what-caught-cheating-photos#86669111

Nice stupid Joke.

ylaa:



If I call you M U M U now, Dem go say I no get respect.
U better call and explain yaself. U get fiancé, u dey mess around with two ladies not even one. C ya head like tortoise wey wear cap.

This is one of the reasons I'm afraid of " marriage" So men are just dogs no matter how you are sincere to him

Bola146:


This is one of the reasons I'm afraid of " marriage" So men are just dogs no matter how you are sincere to him

Don't be afraid ok just marry who you are sure he is really in love with you and you love back not this una money love oooo...cuz na only money naija girls sabi with some few exceptions
.

Why leave your phone with a female? They always mess things up.

Tell her you were hanging out with your friends, a name sake of hers. Tell her in person, you can say she's one of your old friends and you guys laugh and goof around

Ok

stupidity:
So last night I invited two girls to chill at my place. (Biggest mistake ever) After all the chills and feels I sent one of the girls to go get us food to eat at “the place” and as well get more booze. (Another biggest mistake)

The girl I sent bears the same name as my fiancé. “Let’s call her “Linda”. My fiancé’s name is Linda while one of the girls bears Linda too. So I saved the girls number as “Linda 2”.


After she left I tried to call her phone to tell her to get Red Label if she can’t get American Honey But she was not picking up. So i went to shower and told the other lady to keep watch of my phone that eventually she calls back, she should tell her why I had called.


Music was blaring, I didn’t even know or hear when the whole thing happened.

I came back to the living room then this foolish girl told me that someone called and she thought it was her friend that went to buy us stuffs but she wasn’t sounding like her. She said she was already saying stuffs before she discovered the callers voice was different

I checked my call logs and it was my fiancé “Linda” and not”Linda 2”.


I asked this foolish girl what was their conversation she said she picked and jokingly told her how I pounced on her immediately she left to get stuffs that I was even asking for more.

Which kind of thing is this for Christ sake.

I never get mind call my fiancé back since last night.

Sorry sir you are the only FOOLISH person here,no offence.

At least this particular story came as comic relief.
Please what exactly do u want us to do? Follow u and go and beg her that u will reduce cheating or beg her to take ur silly asss back?
See just keep on running from Linda 1....the rate women are stabbing men these days is on d increase. May u not be next.

Simple..tell her u misplace ur fone..lobatan

Bola146:


This is one of the reasons I'm afraid of " marriage" So men are just dogs no matter how you are sincere to him

Can we honorably call you b1tch now since your father is a dog who impregnated a bigger b1tch who now vomited a dumb b1tch in your form?
Jodida hija de una puta puta

This guy post nonsense everytime

IgiveFreebies:

Can we honorably call you b1tch now since your father is a dog who impregnated a bigger b1tch who now vomited a dumb b1tch in your form?
Jodida hija de una puta puta

Your name is bingo, your family name is dog

stupidity:
So last night I invited two girls to chill at my place. (Biggest mistake ever) After all the chills and feels I sent one of the girls to go get us food to eat at “the place” and as well get more booze. (Another biggest mistake)

The girl I sent bears the same name as my fiancé. “Let’s call her “Linda”. My fiancé’s name is Linda while one of the girls bears Linda too. So I saved the girls number as “Linda 2”.


After she left I tried to call her phone to tell her to get Red Label if she can’t get American Honey But she was not picking up. So i went to shower and told the other lady to keep watch of my phone that eventually she calls back, she should tell her why I had called.


Music was blaring, I didn’t even know or hear when the whole thing happened.

I came back to the living room then this foolish girl told me that someone called and she thought it was her friend that went to buy us stuffs but she wasn’t sounding like her. She said she was already saying stuffs before she discovered the callers voice was different

I checked my call logs and it was my fiancé “Linda” and not”Linda 2”.


I asked this foolish girl what was their conversation she said she picked and jokingly told her how I pounced on her immediately she left to get stuffs that I was even asking for more.

Which kind of thing is this for Christ sake.

I never get mind call my fiancé back since last night.

This guy with his fake stories

You couldn't take your phone with you to the bathroom

Tell her a guy called you with her phone while she will be saying a lady picked your call then you both agree that it network issues

You pounced on her like a cat

hakeemhakeem:
Tell her a guy called you with her phone while she will be saying a lady picked your call then you both agree that it network issues

So lame

So you wanted to fück or had fücked a "foolish" girl?

Your penis obviously has no locus standi when it comes to fücking.

stupidity:
So last night I invited two girls to chill at my place. (Biggest mistake ever) After all the chills and feels I sent one of the girls to go get us food to eat at “the place” and as well get more booze. (Another biggest mistake)

The girl I sent bears the same name as my fiancé. “Let’s call her “Linda”. My fiancé’s name is Linda while one of the girls bears Linda too. So I saved the girls number as “Linda 2”.


After she left I tried to call her phone to tell her to get Red Label if she can’t get American Honey But she was not picking up. So i went to shower and told the other lady to keep watch of my phone that eventually she calls back, she should tell her why I had called.


Music was blaring, I didn’t even know or hear when the whole thing happened.

I came back to the living room then this foolish girl told me that someone called and she thought it was her friend that went to buy us stuffs but she wasn’t sounding like her. She said she was already saying stuffs before she discovered the callers voice was different

I checked my call logs and it was my fiancé “Linda” and not”Linda 2”.


I asked this foolish girl what was their conversation she said she picked and jokingly told her how I pounced on her immediately she left to get stuffs that I was even asking for more.

Which kind of thing is this for Christ sake

I never get mind call my fiancé back since last night.

You are so lost that mentioning God's name is nothing to you.

That's your own cup of tea!

Skmoda360:


call his name please

jumanji

ylaa:



If I call you M U M U now, Dem go say I no get respect.
U better call and explain yaself. U get fiancé, u dey mess around with two ladies not even one. C ya head like tortoise wey wear cap.

hehehehe abeg how tortoise wey wear cap dey look like

Bola146:


This is one of the reasons I'm afraid of " marriage" So men are just dogs no matter how you are sincere to him

if men are dogs, why marry bingo? look for better Alsatian breed or rott

Bola146:


This is one of the reasons I'm afraid of " marriage" So men are just dogs no matter how you are sincere to him

bla bla bla. I was waiting for this statement. Don't marry o. Do you even know if it fake news?