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Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OtemAtum: 10:48pm On Mar 20, 2020
I have always called this Bible character fictitious, but I see it even better to call him audio, because audio and fake go hand in hand, but fictitious doesn't mean fake.

This is the period of time humanity needs this Jesus they've been noising about to quickly wipe off this COVID19 and cure those who are already infected, but sorry, all the temples leading to this audio saviour has been shut down.

Churches, Vatican City, Jerusalem and everywhere people go to worship this audio saviour has been shut down by Corona Virus. And then Corona Virus has become the king of audio Jesus.

The long and short is that human beings should wake up, support science and tackle this virus. This is not the end of the world, THIS IS ONLY JUST THE BEGINNING. Audio Jesus is not a living soul, his powers end in the book called the New Testament from where he has originated.

So human beings should help themselves by complying to the rules of their governments and the injunctions of the doctors and nurses worldwide and we shall defeat this virus.

Be it known that Jehovah, Allah and other God's of religion cannot help anyone, so refrain from believing that they can prevent the disease for getting to you. As a matter of fact, currently Jehovah, Allah and the rest of them are currently in a spiritual cage where they shall remain till the 1000th year when humanity would have been 100% free from mind slavery brought to them by religion.
#StaySafe
#StayClean
#SayNoToAudioSaviours

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Bacteriologist(m): 10:55pm On Mar 20, 2020
Once again, when the world's major religions could make a name for themselves and their god. They go into hiding. Again.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by rottable(m): 10:59pm On Mar 20, 2020
OtemAtum:
I have always called this Bible character fictitious, but I see it even better to call him audio, because audio and fake go hand in hand, but fictitious doesn't mean fake.

This is the period of time humanity needs this Jesus they've been noising about to quickly wipe off this COVID19 and cure those who are already infected, but sorry, all the temples leading to this audio saviour has been shut down.

Churches, Vatican City, Jerusalem and everywhere people go to worship this audio saviour has been shut down by Corona Virus. And then Corona Virus has become the king of audio Jesus.

The long and short is that human beings should wake up, support science and tackle this virus. This is not the end of the world, THIS IS ONLY JUST THE BEGINNING. Audio Jesus is not a living soul, his powers end in the book called the New Testament from where he has originated.

So human beings should help themselves by complying to the rules of their governments and the injections of the doctors and nurses worldwide and we shall defeat this virus.

Be it known that Jehovah, Allah and other God's of religion cannot help anyone, so refrain from believing that they can prevent the disease for getting to you. As a matter of fact, currently Jehovah, Allah and the rest of them are currently in a spiritual cage where they shall remain till the 1000th year when humanity would have been 100% free from mind slavery brought to them by religion.
#StaySafe
#StayClean
#SayNoToAudioSaviours
the religious guys are coming for you big time, better run

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OtemAtum: 11:02pm On Mar 20, 2020
rottable:
the religious guys are coming for you big time, better run
Japa, Japa, Mo Japa lo si Japan grin grin (Abeg ah no be Marlian o).

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by CAPSLOCKED: 11:02pm On Mar 20, 2020
Bacteriologist:
Once again, when the world's major religions could make a name for themselves and their god. They go into hiding. Again.

Their excuse is that God has already given us freewill and the brain to solve problems by ourselves, so he doesn't interfere with our activities at all.. unless simple things like helping believers pass exams after praying (but studying hard first), or helping drunkards get home safely.. then God is champion.

but difficult real life matters that we cannot solve by ourselves? Hide & Seek.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 11:02pm On Mar 20, 2020
An atheist like this OP would probably be one of those belonging to the wasted generations in the end.

Wait a minute, do you read the bible at all?

Never mind, the end is not here yet. It's one epidemic the whole world experienced and things began to fall apart. With this, it would be difficult to face the tribulations coming to the heads of the unbelievers like you, except you repent. It has never been this worse globally. This is just the sign of the end time and unless people like you repent, you shall likewise perish...it not me who said so, neither is it a curse. It's in the bible. The era of grace is drawing to an end gradually but deaf-eared people like you would never listen as it was in the day of Noah.

In china where the Corona virus was first detected, how many of them believe in God? I met a chinese who said openly he didn't believe in God. In Italy you mentioned, which used to be the seat of religion, how many of them acknowledge God in their way of life nowadays? The world headquarters of prostitution is Italy...you expect God to stay happy with a country where prostitution is legalised, where dogs have sex with human beings?

What of western countries where porn is legalised and innocent girls are being lured into sex-modeling , where scientists who don't believe on the existence of God thrive? Those who belong to God, even if they contract the disease, would survive it. When a sinner serves punishment, the upright would also have a share of it.

Nigeria is a country so loved by God. He knows we do not have a helper but Him. People have criticised Nigeria all over the world as the only country where there are a large number of churches. Now is the time God is paying His people back for acknowledging Him. Since last December, Nigeria has been witnessing an intensely hot weather. It had rained in Lagos 3 times heavily recently yet, the heat has remained unabated. Researchers have come up with their findings on the Coronavirus that, it cannot thrive under a hot weather and that's why gagging is recommended and use of hot water by the west. If you walk a 100 meters in lagos for instance, same with other parts of Nigeria, the heat that would greet you is huge. People are sweating profusely under their roofs...God had made this happen ahead, knowing fully well we are a helpless people. I've lived in lagos and Nigeria most of my life. I'm in my 40s and the heat since last December has been unprecedented. I wouldn't know if such was experienced before i was born.

This is the time an atheist like you the OP, the scientists whose knowledge and claims have failed them and those who never believe the end could come to this world to think twice. This is just an example of one of the many plagues that would hit the earth at the imminent end time.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Bacteriologist(m): 11:05pm On Mar 20, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:


Their excuse is that God has already given us freewill and the brain to solve problems by ourselves, so he doesn't interfere with our activities at all.. unless simple things like helping believers pass exams after praying (but studying hard first), or helping drunkards get home safely.. then God is champion.

but difficult real life matters that we cannot solve by ourselves? Hide & Seek.


This cracked me up. So Abrahamics now resort to a deist ideology when their inefficient god is called out. How low will they go for their imaginary friends?

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 11:08pm On Mar 20, 2020
OtemAtum:
[s]I have always called this Bible character fictitious, but I see it even better to call him audio, because audio and fake go hand in hand, but fictitious doesn't mean fake.

This is the period of time humanity needs this Jesus they've been noising about to quickly wipe off this COVID19 and cure those who are already infected, but sorry, all the temples leading to this audio saviour has been shut down.

Churches, Vatican City, Jerusalem and everywhere people go to worship this audio saviour has been shut down by Corona Virus. And then Corona Virus has become the king of audio Jesus.

The long and short is that human beings should wake up, support science and tackle this virus. This is not the end of the world, THIS IS ONLY JUST THE BEGINNING. Audio Jesus is not a living soul, his powers end in the book called the New Testament from where he has originated[/s].
Jesus is ur lord and only saviour believe it or not.he loves u and gave himself for u.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OtemAtum: 11:12pm On Mar 20, 2020
Koginaija:
Jesus is ur lord and only saviour believe it or not.he loves u and gave himself for u.
I'm a man o. You're trying to portray this god as a gay with your statements. Or is he gay?

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 11:14pm On Mar 20, 2020
Leave us alone with our JESUS.
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Bacteriologist(m): 11:15pm On Mar 20, 2020
Koginaija:
Jesus is ur lord and only saviour believe it or not.he loves u and gave himself for u.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 11:21pm On Mar 20, 2020
OtemAtum:
[s]I'm a man o. You're trying to portray this god as a gay with your statements. Or is he gay?[/s]
as if you don't know what i'm talking about.meanwhile continue to harden ur heart,it's ur choice.you know what is right and you know who JESUS is but pride,arrogance and guilt will not allow u to acknowledge him.humble urself man and accept the truth. waiting for your reply.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by kingxsamz(m): 11:21pm On Mar 20, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:


Their excuse is that God has already given us freewill and the brain to solve problems by ourselves, so he doesn't interfere with our activities at all..

Bro, na this one tire me pass.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Bacteriologist(m): 11:23pm On Mar 20, 2020
Koginaija:
as if you don't know what i'm talking about.meanwhile continue to harden ur heart,it's ur choice.you know what is right and you know who JESUS is but pride,arrogance and guilt will not allow u to acknowledge him.humble urself man and accept the truth. waiting for your reply.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by kingxsamz(m): 11:24pm On Mar 20, 2020
Koginaija:
Jesus is ur lord and only saviour believe it or not.he loves u and gave himself for u.

So, this is the only thing you could come up with? undecided
Did you even read the write up at all?
I challenge you to read the post and counter it logically.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 11:31pm On Mar 20, 2020
[quote author=Bacteriologist post=87622218][/quote]you and i can't deny the existence of GOD deep down within you.there is a vacuum no one can fill except GOD. you know it and i know that you fill this emptiness.not because u've been thro' many challenges in life and it seems as if GOD is not there should make u think he is not there.if i may ask you [b]why are u here on earth?,who are you? how and when were u formed? ,when are you going to die? how many times have u tried stopping that bad habit? [/b]if you can perfectly answer this question,then christ is a fiction
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Bacteriologist(m): 11:33pm On Mar 20, 2020
[s] quote author=Koginaija post=87622464]you and i can't deny the existence of GOD deep down within you.there is a vacuum no one can fill except GOD. you know it and i know that you fill this emptiness.not because u've been thro' many challenges in life and it seems as if GOD is not there should make u think he is not there.if i may ask you [b]why are u here on earth?,who are you? how and when were u formed? ,when are you going to die? how many times have u tried stopping that bad habit? [/b]if you can perfectly answer this question,then christ is a fiction[/quote] [/s]

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OtemAtum: 11:37pm On Mar 20, 2020
Koginaija:
as if you don't know what i'm talking about.meanwhile continue to harden ur heart,it's ur choice.you know what is right and you know who JESUS is but pride,arrogance and guilt will not allow u to acknowledge him.humble urself man and accept the truth. waiting for your reply.

I am a real god myself, Jesus is a mere fictitious character. I am Otem, sent to the world to conquer Jehovah your God, Allah the Muslim gods and every other gods of religion and to set minds free from mind slavery brought to humanity by various religions of the world. Read the book of Otem Erectus 226 and also the book of Dibnim 2:10

Dibnim 2:10
10. There is no god in the universe who has been robed with a great glory as me, therefore Allah, Yahweh, Moloch, El, Enlil and their likes cannot withstand me in strength.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 11:39pm On Mar 20, 2020
kingxsamz:


So, this is the only thing you could come up with? undecided
Did you even read the write up at all?
I challenge you to read the post and counter it logically.
counter what logically?,from the begin of the post,he called his only hope and saviour audio which is not right.after calling christ audio(which is not true),how dare u ask him to manifest himself,in what way exactly?

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by flyingdutchman(m): 11:40pm On Mar 20, 2020
Does the word prophecy ring a bell to your head?
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 11:47pm On Mar 20, 2020
OtemAtum:


[s]I am a real god myself, Jesus is a mere fictitious character. I am Otem, sent to the world to conquer Jehovah your God, Allah the Muslim gods and every other gods of religion and to set minds free from mind slavery brought to humanity by various religions of the world. Read the book of Otem Erectus 226 and also the book of Dibnim[/s]
ok since you are what you claim to be,clothe yourself with majesty,deck yourself with power and dominion,look upon a proud man strech forth your hand and bring him low.do you know when the foundation of this earth was set?can you number the stars in the sky?do you know how the world was created? where were you when HE created the firmament and the morning stars shouted for joy?

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by kingxsamz(m): 11:50pm On Mar 20, 2020
Koginaija:
counter what logically?,from the begin of the post,he called his only hope and saviour audio which is not right.after calling christ audio(which is not true)

Oya prove to him that he's not an audio saviour without quoting bible verses.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 11:51pm On Mar 20, 2020
Bacteriologist:
[s] quote author=Koginaija post=87622464]you and i can't deny the existence of GOD deep down within you.there is a vacuum no one can fill except GOD. you know it and i know that you fill this emptiness.not because u've been thro' many challenges in life and it seems as if GOD is not there should make u think he is not there.if i may ask you [b]why are u here on earth?,who are you? how and when were u formed? ,when are you going to die? how many times have u tried stopping that bad habit? [/b]if you can perfectly answer this question,then christ is a fiction [/s]
hahaha.now since there is GOD there is a purpose for life.u are not his slave but you can be the son of the most high .GOD is waiting,JESUS is waiting.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OtemAtum: 11:53pm On Mar 20, 2020
Koginaija:
ok since you are what you claim to be,clothe yourself with majesty,deck yourself with power and dominion,look upon a proud man strech forth your hand and bring him low.do you know when the foundation of this earth was set?can you number the stars in the sky?do you know how the world was created? where were you when HE created the firmament and the morning stars shouted for joy?
I don't bring proud people low. I am not a wicked god that should be concerned with how people live their life to such an extent of plotting their downfall. As for the rest of your questions, including the ones you have not asked, they are well recorded in the BOOK OF UNIVERSAL HISTORY. There you will even see how Jehovah your god was created by GOD ALMIGHTY
.https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos/92

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by kingxsamz(m): 11:53pm On Mar 20, 2020
Koginaija:
ok since you are what you claim to be,clothe yourself with majesty,deck yourself with power and dominion,look upon a proud man strech forth your hand and bring him low. do you know when the foundation of this earth was set? can you number the stars in the sky? do you know how the world was created?

I swear, we don't know, not even a single clue.
Please tell us.
We'll like to learn from you.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Bacteriologist(m): 11:55pm On Mar 20, 2020
[s]
Koginaija:
hahaha.now since there is GOD there is a purpose for life.u are not his slave but you can be the son of the most high .GOD is waiting,JESUS is waiting.
[/s]

If accepting Jesus means me becoming less of ME and becoming MORE like YOU. Then fück you, fùck Jesus and fück god. You Sick miserable fùck.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OtemAtum: 11:55pm On Mar 20, 2020
Koginaija:
as if you don't know what i'm talking about.meanwhile continue to harden ur heart,it's ur choice.you know what is right and you know who JESUS is but pride,arrogance and guilt will not allow u to acknowledge him.humble urself man and accept the truth. waiting for your reply.
Sincerely I don't understand that kind of love again o. Love wey person love me yet no fit help me at all for anything. That's called Audio Love from Audio Jesus.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 11:58pm On Mar 20, 2020
kingxsamz:


Oya prove to him that he's not an audio saviour without quoting bible verses.

how can i teach you the word of GOD without the bible.search the scripture for in them ye think ye have eternal life.there is a saviour and his name is JESUS you can either accept him,or reject him and eternally damn your soul(your choice) but to be lying that he is not existing......
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by kingxsamz(m): 12:01am On Mar 21, 2020
Koginaija:
how can i teach you the word of GOD without the bible.

So in yours words, you can't prove jesus' existence logically?

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 12:04am On Mar 21, 2020
OtemAtum:
Sincerely I don't understand that kind of love again o. Love wey person love me yet no fit help me at all for anything. That's called Audio Love from Audio Jesus.
no dear,he really,really cares for you but you must accept him,he suffered for the sins of the world(yours inclusive)."for GOD so loved that he gave his only begotten son(JESUS) that whosoever believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life.Believe him bro,you will never regret ur decision he created you,he loves you.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by kingxsamz(m): 12:04am On Mar 21, 2020
OtemAtum:
Sincerely I don't understand that kind of love again o. Love wey person love me yet no fit help me at all for anything. That's called Audio Love from Audio Jesus.

It's like assuring your kid bro that you'll always have his back and be there for him whenever he needs you. Only for you to bail on him the moment he's faced with little challenges.
That's pure audio love...

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 12:05am On Mar 21, 2020
kingxsamz:

So in yours words, you can't prove jesus' existence logically?
It his word that gives me strength.

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