An acquaintance of mine man had a string of intimate moments with one pretty girl who had come to visit within his neighbourhood. She fell pregnant and broke the news to him. Upon his insistence she agreed to abort the baby and he gave her the needed money. After she left his neigbourhood he never heard from her until now, over two decades later.

His mobile phone rang and guess who it was - the daughter he thought was aborted.

She's a university graduate working for an insurance company and preparing for her wedding. And she wants no other man but her own dad to give her over to her bridegroom on that special day.

My friend is panicking! (I gather her mum brought her up single handedly as she's a well-to-do career woman).

Any advice for him.

culled from somewhere

You need Jesus!

You need Joseph

You need to kiss my entire NYANSH.

oh Lawdy!!

*Yawn*

Mrs, Eve:

You need to kiss my entire NYANSH. 

with pleasure,

Hnmmm.

that was funny,

culled from www.deafanddump.190.com

^^lwkmd ;d ;d

OP.
What a thread

.

tat what too much of home movies do to someone, it a dream i guess

xandy84:

tat what too much of home movies do to someone, it a dream i guess

Nairaland ahh!

Tel him to pick up his shoes and keep running till he reaches de end of de earth(if he can find it). Since it's not there, he should continue till he clocks 100. By then she'd have 4gotten about him. Hahahahahahaha

wonderful story,never tot of dis b4!

what a tori

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supper story

He's the onE,he actually mEant aborted soN.

ok nw, d man na pipe, d girl na bigger pipe and woman is d biggest pipe,

@ 190: U gatz 2 manage nw, afta all u can't make 500million frendz witout makin a few enemiez, (Social Network lyn)

Na wa o

:-x :-x :-x :-x

190:

2day i can confirm

All the bad belle friend's i have here on NL

from eve- d.sense - especially mygoldie (i knew u neva liked me) - specialist

and look' whos here, if it aint madam tpia!!

shes here 2 grace our presence,

madam welcome!!

You know how it flows . .Don't you
We have misunderstanding and we resolve without any medium ''Naturally''. . . .I don't hate people . ,  I can't hate 
You have been there for me  when first came on here

D-sense:

You know how it flows . .Don't you
We have misunderstanding and we resolve without any medium ''Naturally''. . . .I don't hate people . ,  I can't hate 
You have been there for me  when first came on here

**Faints**

. , .Whatever