Gentle0wavez:
I had the courage to beg an Ashawo ( I knew her small sha) to open her legs for me on credit, say I go pay after. Imagine the kind sugar, honey and saccharine I use sweeten my words that day b4 she gree. Konji na bastard and poverty is the unknown Father.

how much did you now pay?later.

delectablegyal:




you are a legend in this game.

I'm the vaseline crew regional ambassador, southwest zone...
.

Was once the secretary at the headquarters in Abuja .. aiming presidency come November if God's willing

delectablegyal:



how much did you now pay?later.

#1500

Gentle0wavez:
I had the courage to beg an Ashawo ( I knew her small sha) to open her legs for me on credit, say I go pay after. Imagine the kind sugar, honey and saccharine I use sweeten my words that day b4 she gree. Konji na bastard and poverty is the unknown Father.

Bros you won the thread. That is the height of it all

I get myself busy or distracted with something

Babe, you fine Ah swear..

AdaoraJoy:
I get myself busy or distracted with something

Archtype:
Babe, you fine Ah swear..

Lolss....thank u

Would you mind if we kind of connect

AdaoraJoy:


Lolss....thank u

Drove 45 minutes drive from my house down to her apartment around 11pm just she said I can come over for home match I think I slept there that day

delectablegyal:
what is it? konji is what? I wouldnt say it. say it.

masturbate

I went for a 7 month academic programme after my secondary school. No girlfriend,the women we see were our old cooks.In an all male hostel. Book from morning till night.Thick forest all around.

I ended up going to the thick forest to masturbate anytime the konji is too much.

It was very risky because we were warned about going alone into the forest.

seanwilliam:
I'm the vaseline crew regional ambassador, southwest zone...
.

Was once the secretary at the headquarters in Abuja .. aiming presidency come November if God's willing

PIED IS REAL
try oh!
President of fappers association

Archtype:
Would you mind if we kind of connect

We are already connected... Via nairaland

AdaoraJoy:
I get myself busy or distracted with something

......nice response ...spot on dear

AdaoraJoy:


We are already connected... Via nairaland

i blame my Gender for always giving you guys this sort of nonsense courage

Archtype:
Would you mind if we kind of connect

Chaii online toasting.

I fear who no fear you.

This Idiot! Again e no dey tire you

I'll just be watching




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This Fvcktard should be ignored

Faithful4real:


Chaii online toasting.

I fear who no fear you.

LOL...Biko, leave me jare

Lol..Osi gini?

AdaoraJoy:


We are already connected... Via nairaland

Archtype:
Lol..Osi gini?

Where r u based

seanwilliam:
but belike toothpaste go dey pepper na.. next time use soap.. even if na detergent

Is it because it's termed "vasline" on Nairaland you all think it's Vasline.

It's soap, soap is Bae.

If not on Nairaland, you can ask Nairamarie.

Archtype:
Babe, you fine Ah swear..

...
Fine kee!!!
Baba deh look for fvckmate.

Archtype:
Would you mind if we kind of connect

...
This line sef - Nawa ohh.

Anyways I once had sex with bae at my friend family house; on his parent matrimonial bed - His dad is late though.

Meanwhile my place is just a stone throwaway and him mumcy deh parlour ohh, na luck save Us that day sha.

I swear Konji na bastard.

I use soap or vaseline depending on the situation

Kenmatt:


Is it because it's termed "vasline" on Nairaland you all think it's Vasline.

It's soap, soap is Bae.

If not on Nairaland, you can ask Nairamarie.

Call my babe, fvck her and I'm okay. If she's not around, I'll book ashawo 1k fvck her and I'm okay. If there's no money, I'll go to that my landlord's daughter that's always begging for sex and I'll have it and I'm okay. If she's not around, simply call my grandma and let the urge leave freely.

Ps. Don't watch porn or masturbate. It reduces ur masculinity. Go out there and fvck fvck

delectablegyal:
what is it? konji is what? I wouldnt say it. say it.

Tell us yours first

Legends everywhere...

AdaoraJoy:
I get myself busy or distracted with something

lol don't pretend pls we knw u ladies...

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I have never begged an ashawo I always have runs girls i bang anyhow and d don't tell me price.
I give them whatever amount of money I want and they don't complain.

Apart from my regular girls,its all about knowing how to carry oneself and most importantly look neat and clean.

These are very important but most guys think its all about money.

Yesterday I bleeped a girl I met in keke that same day,she was the one calling me when i got home(it was very wonderful with her).

I had to cancel my date with a gal that claims she is a virgin.
Anyway I find out today when I see her.

I still have a muslim one I bumped into same yesterday and I told her how I love her boobs
She smiled on phone...its not magic its knowing the law of attraction

Money isn't everything most ladies will agree but you have to make money and have some to pay for small things when with a girl not been totally broke.

Girls don't charge a guy they really fancy after sex.....










quote author=Gentle0wavez post=89445599]I had the courage to beg an Ashawo ( I knew her small sha) to open her legs for me on credit, say I go pay after. Imagine the kind sugar, honey and saccharine I use sweeten my words that day b4 she gree. Konji na bastard and poverty is the unknown Father. [/quote]

where is Lalaticlala? I dare you to take this thread to front page.