ibkayee:

Not bad thanks

emusmithyy:


You're welcome.

First and foremost, you're pretty, if that's you.

ibkayee:

Thank you x

pocohantas:


This one can kill someone’s libido. Which kind responses be this?

pocohantas:


This one can kill someone’s libido. Which kind responses be this?

pocohantas:


This one can kill someone’s libido. Which kind responses be this?

ibkayee:

Lmao nawa o, is it wrong to be courteous

pocohantas:


Felt like chatting with a bot, but then, I have no pity for the recipient.

ibkayee:

Thank you x

emusmithyy:


Thank you "X" ?

abd09abd:
Irony of life! The girl you are madly in love with is also madly in love with another guy. I have been there and it really hurts. The moment they started seeing someone else is the moment they started picking up fights with you on irrelevant issues.
She doesn't see you attractive anymore. They add more security to their phone. She doesn't want to press or use her phone in your presence so that you don't know who she is talking to. They started deleting their conversations just for you not to see what they are doing with their phones.
Its such a awkward moment and feelings to see your love fading away in the heart of the person you love and there is nothing you can do.
I have woke up in the early hour of 5am in the morning on the day of my birthday only to drove my girlfriend younger brother to Ajah to sign his NYSC payslip and surprisingly my girlfriend was fighting me because I didn't pick her call while driving to Ajah and I spent almost 8hours waiting for his brother to do the payslip things so that we can go back home and have little celebration with my friends and family. During my stay waiting for the brother to get done with his stuff, my girlfriend didn't for a seconds call me to ask how im doing or if I have eaten at all despite the fact that she knew its my birthday. The only moment she chat me up was to ask me for subscription money for her phone. I got back home around 6.30pm that day and my girlfriend didn't care if I have a good day or not. She makes sure I had a bad day despite the fact that I was trying to help her own brother while I was neglecting my bday.
I use to take my girlfriend to Ibadan every Sunday and pick her up every Friday when she was doing her NYSC till she finished, but one fateful day, I left Ibadan around 8pm going back home to ogun state and there was a heavy rainfall on the road that everywhere was so dark and blurry that you will hardly see the road or the cars ahead of you. I almost crash my car and fell into a pitfall by the highway but God was there to protect me. I was shaking like a little baby. I had to call my girlfriend and informed her of my ordeal and what I encounter at that same spot but surprisingly, the next morning when I was expecting the first call on my phone to be from my girlfriend, opposite was the case. I was still the one that picked up my phone to call her again and greet her despite that fact, she didn't do as if I told her anything the previous night.
My brothers girls can be funny and so frustrating. Devil is living inside some of them but they are just pretending to be nice. God created every woman to be of bad deed but once they do good deed its their mistake and not the real them. They are created to be evil. We just need to be watchful and prayerful.

ibkayee:

emusmithyy:


Nothing dear. How bout Telegram?

ibkayee:

What’s telegram?

emusmithyy:


It's a chatting app, better than whatsapp.

ibkayee:

No thanks dear

emusmithyy:


Lol ok. Will you atleast tell me where you're from?

Remember you promised to chat here with me, first?

ibkayee:

I’m a British Nigerian, so I’m ethnically/semi-culturally Nigerian but I am technically ‘from’ the UK

emusmithyy:


But you're in Nigeria right?

ibkayee:

Nope

emusmithyy:


Meaning, you can't speak your language? Mother'so tongue or father's tongue?

ibkayee:

I’m not fluent but I can form basic sentences. I understand it more than I can speak it though

emusmithyy:


Can you form it? I want to check sometin

ibkayee:

‘Ba wo ni’

emusmithyy:


Can you form it? I want to check sometin

ibkayee:

‘Ba wo ni’

emusmithyy:


I'm not Yoruba but I know the answer to that.

That's easy, 10/100.

Oh I see, your name is IBK?

ibkayee:

Yup it is IBK

emusmithyy:


Ibukun, I think it means peace or joy.

Can't place a finger on it.

ibkayee:

Ibikunle - ‘the one given birth to has filled the house’ literally

emusmithyy:


Oh I remember "ekun-le" more like "-welcome" What do I know?

Have I told you I'm Yoruba kinda? By association

ibkayee:

No you didn't, what kind of association?