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Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by Nobody: 3:34pm On Feb 01, 2011
Here is our very own thread. grin Let's talk about them.

Their best qualities, their worst, what make them irritating, irresistible and so on.

Mariegold, and Atreides you girls can join as well wink

Everyone else welcome.
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by MrCork17: 3:36pm On Feb 01, 2011
WOMEN!!!! ok. What in the name od MR CORK is going on hear!!! angry
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by Nobody: 3:36pm On Feb 01, 2011
Take your sorry ass and exit asap angry
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by MrsChima(f): 3:38pm On Feb 01, 2011
Awwwww sookie sookie now!  Let me see------
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by MrsChima(f): 3:39pm On Feb 01, 2011
The only thing that I can think of in term of BEST QUALITIES would be they are good for reproducing and taking up space.
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by Nobody: 3:42pm On Feb 01, 2011
Maa, lets start with the positive should we? grin
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by calddon(m): 3:45pm On Feb 01, 2011
nw wats dis thread all about?
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by Nobody: 3:47pm On Feb 01, 2011
woman,they can never do without us and will never accept it
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by deboski4u: 3:51pm On Feb 01, 2011
busy body, birds of the same feather flock together, but remember u are just one ordinary one of our ribs
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by MrsChima(f): 3:52pm On Feb 01, 2011
I did.  I said they are good at reproducing.  


No, we do not need you men.
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by MrsChima(f): 3:53pm On Feb 01, 2011
You lead Rokiatu. What are the good qualities that you think MEN are blessed with?
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by Idowuogbo(f): 3:56pm On Feb 01, 2011
thier yekinis grin grin grin
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by Nobody: 3:57pm On Feb 01, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

You lead Rokiatu. What are the good qualities that you think MEN are blessed with?
very good at pumping that kitty till it starts to call your name
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by vertexroya(m): 3:58pm On Feb 01, 2011
[size=14pt]****************THIS IS VERTEX*******************


Hmmm women convention again  undecided undecided
Rokiatu, come back to the room or>>>>> angry[/size]
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by ShyOne(f): 4:00pm On Feb 01, 2011
irresistible

his voice - i loveeeeee deep voices - he has such a deep voice - as soon as he opens his mouth - i immediately turn submissive, I become a huge pushover, i hear that voice and i melt, laughing, giggling, smiling - it is sick to hear me in action and I just cannot help myself - i loveee him sooo much

his ideas are genuinely unique - he gives a new perspective to me especially when i am upset or i go into "know it all phase."  he shows me many times that "i don't know it all" that i should listen more and open my thought up to different avenues in areas where my thought is limited

his relationship with God is beautiful to observe, his grasp of scripture just fantastic
he is very quick to walk his biblical talk which speaks volumes to everyone around him

his body adorable - his selection in clothing, his daily activities of working, his dedication to family

his eyes, his teeth, his lips, his bone structure

good grief - i am sick in love with that man

lololollololololololololololol - and I don't care that i look silly, but i love him oooooooooo
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by MrsChima(f): 4:04pm On Feb 01, 2011
Did you say he was Yoruba? He must been that rare few that are handsome. You go girl.
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by Nobody: 4:04pm On Feb 01, 2011
calddon:

nw wats dis thread all about?

Quitely read along if you have no ideal.





@Mrs Chima, I think we should slow down on the bashing and give them something to smile abt grin

So here goes mine. (based on the men in my life, my brothers, bf/ step father)

Their best qualities. (Mrs Chima is so gonna kill me for this grin)

Manly yet very sweet, and kind at the same time. (not all men Ooo lol)

They can be quite patient with us. To be honest we are no easy species to live with tongue

How they make us feel warm secure, and protected. (This is no joke, when other guys see you have a strong man by your side, they wouldn't mess with you.)

The warmth of their arms. Don't you just love a strong arms wrapped around you?

Masculine Voice. (listen to amitabh bachchan to know what I mean grin)

Companionship. Yea we all can not be lesbians we need men in our lives cheesy

Their sperm. We sure need them for our future kids.

Let me stop before Mrs Chima  lipsrsealed
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by Phate07(m): 4:05pm On Feb 01, 2011


**sighs**
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by Nobody: 4:07pm On Feb 01, 2011
Shy-One:

irresistible

his voice - i loveeeeee deep voices - he has such a deep voice - as soon as he opens his mouth - i immediately turn submissive, I become a huge pushover, i hear that voice and i melt, laughing, giggling, smiling - it is sick to hear me in action and I just cannot help myself - i loveee him sooo much

his ideas are genuinely unique - he gives a new perspective to me especially when i am upset or i go into "know it all phase."  he shows me many times that "i don't know it all" that i should listen more and open my thought up to different avenues in areas where my thought is limited

his relationship with God is beautiful to observe, his grasp of scripture just fantastic
he is very quick to walk his biblical talk which speaks volumes to everyone around him

his body adorable - his selection in clothing, his daily activities of working, his dedication to family

his eyes, his teeth, his lips, his bone structure

[size=17pt]good grief - i am sick in love with that man[/size]
lololollololololololololololol - and I don't care that i look silly, but i love him oooooooooo
Quite clearly grin
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by vertexroya(m): 4:08pm On Feb 01, 2011
*****************THIS IS VERTEX****************

Vertex is pondering on what next  undecided undecided
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by Nobody: 4:09pm On Feb 01, 2011
deboski4u:

busy body, birds of the same feather flock together, but remember u are just one ordinary one of our ribs




aguiyi:

very good at pumping that kitty till it starts to call your name
angry  angry  angry  angry  angry  angry
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by ssfWeShss: 4:09pm On Feb 01, 2011
lol, all these reminds me of a man/woman joke that i would have posted here but i dont want rokiatu to accuse me of trying to derail the topic anddddd for some reasons, i cant create new topics yet. so if rokiatu gives me permission to proceed, ill  share the somewhat lil joke with you guys,  smiley
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by Nobody: 4:10pm On Feb 01, 2011
Please do sir.

Welcome to the forum by the way.
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by vertexroya(m): 4:12pm On Feb 01, 2011
***************VERTEX SPEAKS*************

These woman are getting older by the day  undecided undecided
I'm out of here
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by ssfWeShss: 4:13pm On Feb 01, 2011
thnk yuh, lol.  wel here it is,


Woman's IQ and wish!!!


A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.  

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog .

And the frog said,"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!  

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish .

She answered, "I'd   like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.



Male readers: Please scroll down,

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder
than his wife,









Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.





Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show






PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!



Dedicated to  all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humor.


smiley wink grin grin grin grin grin cool cool cool cool cool

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Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by Idowuogbo(f): 4:17pm On Feb 01, 2011
^ grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
funny but not cute hey am a woman apologise that was rude angry angry angry angry
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by Nobody: 4:17pm On Feb 01, 2011
Should I laugh or cry? angry grin

Nice joke
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by ShyOne(f): 4:17pm On Feb 01, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

Did you say he was Yoruba? He must been that rare few that are handsome. You go girl.

Yes he is Yoruba - he is beautiful to look at, very handsome.

rare few? what does that mean?

thank u Mrs. C
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by ShyOne(f): 4:19pm On Feb 01, 2011
rokiatu:

Quite clearly grin


lololololol - thank u

i love your profile picture - you go girl - also, i like this thread too - thank u for opening it
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by MrsChima(f): 4:19pm On Feb 01, 2011
Shy-One:

Yes he is Yoruba - he is beautiful to look at, very handsome.

rare few? what does that mean?

thank u Mrs. C

Well, it is not common to see a handsome Nigerian man so that why I said a rare few.
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by ShyOne(f): 4:23pm On Feb 01, 2011
@ $$fWeSh$$

I liked the joke
Re: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by MrsChima(f): 4:23pm On Feb 01, 2011
They are good at lifting couches and sofas.


(still vomiting at Rokiatu comment)

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