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Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by Advocator: 11:35pm On Feb 27, 2011
Who is your Nairaland crush? The one person that you visit (her or his profile page) every time you log in. The one person you dream of f-u-c-k-i-n-g every minute you are online.

I essentially have 2 girls in my list. They are

1. Tpiah
2. Aminalib.

I would have added mrs-chima in my list, but I had she's married as in off market!





Haters please don’t hate, just share your crushes.
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by MrsChima(f): 11:36pm On Feb 27, 2011
Amina is married.
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by Advocator: 11:38pm On Feb 27, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

Amina is married.

She's still loveable unlike your a.z.z. smiley
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by MrCork17: 11:39pm On Feb 27, 2011
Well I wud love to Nyansh any of them, including Mrs Chima wink
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by Advocator: 11:40pm On Feb 27, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Well I wud love to Nyansh any of them, including Mrs Chima wink

I have no idea what the Bleep nyansh means but it still sounds funny lol.
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by MrsChima(f): 11:41pm On Feb 27, 2011
Advocator:

She's still loveable unlike your a.z.z. smiley

Please add vile, evil, venomous, sharp shooter, and smooth killer.   grin wink cool
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by Pweety4me(f): 11:42pm On Feb 27, 2011
Gone are those dayz. undecided
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by Nobody: 11:42pm On Feb 27, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

Amina is married.  

Yes we are married,

@op why don't you Bleep yourself and live Amina alone

Advocator:

She's still loveable unlike your a.z.z. smiley

Rude to married woman  undecided


Mr, Cork:

Well I wud love to Nyansh any of them,   including Mrs Chima wink

You don't even have pen1s no oooffiese
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by Nobody: 11:43pm On Feb 27, 2011
Ok @ topic, I don't crush on invisible people + fake pictures if you know what I mean
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by MrsChima(f): 11:44pm On Feb 27, 2011
LMAO.
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by Pweety4me(f): 11:45pm On Feb 27, 2011
REALITY101:


You don't even have pen1s no oooffiese


Ahahaa! cheesy grin lipsrsealed
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by MrCork17: 11:47pm On Feb 27, 2011
REALITY101:

Ok @ topic, I don't crush on invisible people + fake pictures if you know what I mean

REALITY101 .  bro,  so u waaaank on pictures?  Great!!! wink
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by MrsChima(f): 11:48pm On Feb 27, 2011
Who wants some hot wings and cole slaw?
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by Nobody: 11:49pm On Feb 27, 2011
Mr, Cork:

REALITY101 .  bro,  so u waaaank on pictures?  Great!!! wink

May I remind you that my grandma is light skin. Age 89

Mrs.Chima:

Who wants some hot wings and cole slaw?

No thanks
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by MrCork17: 11:50pm On Feb 27, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

Who wants some hot wings and cole slaw? 

would love to eat your wings!! tongue
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by Nobody: 11:54pm On Feb 27, 2011
the fireworks between advokite and mrs chima are some of the hottest i've seen on nl.

i wouldnt put these two together in a locked room that's for sure.


@ op


i have a sneaking suspicion i know you from somewhere.

in that case, you're quite aware i'm not on the market for a third husband.


thank you!

stick with aminalib and mrs chima but dont let tosinville catch you sha.
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by MrCork17: 11:57pm On Feb 27, 2011
tpiah!. sweery. guess what? am single! wink
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by MrsChima(f): 12:03am On Feb 28, 2011
REALITY101:

May I remind you that my grandma is light skin. Age 89

No thanks

I forgot hermano! You want some tacos and burritos?
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by Nobody: 12:04am On Feb 28, 2011
Yes I want em
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by MrsChima(f): 12:05am On Feb 28, 2011
Mr, Cork:

tpiah!. sweery. guess what? am single! wink

No one cares.
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by LordReed(m): 12:06am On Feb 28, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

Who wants some hot wings and cole slaw?

Where the wings at??!!! Hope they spicy??!!!
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by Advocator: 12:09am On Feb 28, 2011
REALITY101:

Ok @ topic, I don't crush on invisible people + fake pictures if you know what I mean


Dude who don’t have any crush in an internet base yet you dream of having a ‘chick u can never get’ as your wife. Stupidity at its finest.


Tpiah - on my, You never really understand the sarcasm did you? I never wanted you, I want you for my dog.

You know me Babe you wish. grin
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by Advocator: 12:12am On Feb 28, 2011
tpiah!:

the fireworks between advokite and mrs chima are some of the hottest i've seen on nl.

i wouldnt put these two together in a locked room that's for sure.



Learn how to spell my name b-i-t-c-h. smiley

The second thing, I don't do left over p-u-n-a-n-i, didn't you read what I wrote on my post, that chima monkey is married, so she's off my list. & even if she wasn't married, I don't think I would have even fed her my sperm, bcuz she's not my cup of tea. cool
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by Nobody: 12:13am On Feb 28, 2011
Advocator:


Dude who don’t have any crush in an internet base yet you dream of having a ‘chick u can never get’ as your wife. Stupidity at its finest



Ignorant bastarrrd, you are some dumb to know the diff btw flirting and having crush on someone, I sh1it on you empty skull
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by MrsChima(f): 12:13am On Feb 28, 2011
Advocator:

Learn how to spell my name b-i-t-c-h.  smiley

The second thing, I don't do left over p-u-n-a-n-i, didn't you read what I wrote on my post, that chima monkey is married, so she's off my list. & even if she wasn't married, I don't think I would have even fed her my sperm, bcuz she's not my cup of tea. cool


You just love keeping my name in your mouth.  Let it marinate beetch.   grin
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by Advocator: 12:14am On Feb 28, 2011
REALITY101:

Yes we are married,

@op why don't you bleep yourself and live Amina alone

Rude to married woman  undecided

Listen here hoodrat, I don't do myself like you so about your pass your sister for me. Not the older one, I f-u-c-k that creature already, pass me the younger s-l-u-t.

Amina - get off her b-r-e-a-st you son of a bij, she's mine and taken! cool
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by MrsChima(f): 12:14am On Feb 28, 2011
Lord_Reed:

Where the wings at??!!! Hope they spicy??!!!

(hands L. Reed a plate of spicy glazed wings with cole slaw and butter bread)
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by Nobody: 12:15am On Feb 28, 2011
Advocator:


Dude who don’t have any crush in an internet base yet you dream of having a ‘chick u can never get’ as your wife. Stupidity at its finest.


Tpiah - on my, You never really understand the sarcasm did you? I never wanted you, I want you for my dog.

You know me Babe you wish. grin








^^you think?

ok.

and enough of your dog talk.

others discuss how their dogs do normal dog things, but you constantly remind us you need your own for other stuff.


clean your dirty mind. We do not have to know what you do with your dog. undecided


i wont engage in animalistic back and forth as you like to do, so kindly buzz off!!!!
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by Advocator: 12:17am On Feb 28, 2011
REALITY101:

Ignorant bastarrrd, you are some dumb to know the diff btw flirting and having crush on someone,  I sh1it on you empty skull

If you don't shut the phuck up, I will reveal your inner homosexuality by tripping you harlot. You poo on me, no no jane, shitting on u is my job, I'm the male in this profession remember. All yu have to do, is apart your legs while I rove in.  cool

[b]
Mrs chima [/b]come back to earth you are not really that important & if I mention your name its bcuz i wana illustrate a point.  smiley
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by Advocator: 12:20am On Feb 28, 2011
tpiah!:






^^you think?

ok.

and enough of your dog talk.





You were the 1 who said you think that you know me? And i was like know me? Do you even read what you write b4 transmitting it? 
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by Nobody: 12:22am On Feb 28, 2011
Na wa for what's his face. Didn't you join like 6 days ago? Only trash dey flow from that your detty mouth, I hope u know. Trashing women in a lot of your posts and now you're asking about crushes? Maka gini? Tata, just trying to cause drama. I thought that was for women.
Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by Nobody: 12:24am On Feb 28, 2011
Advocator:

If you don't shut the phuck up, I will reveal your inner homosexuality by tripping you harlot. You poo on me, no no jane, shitting on u is my job, I'm the male in this profession remember. All yu have to do, is apart your legs while I rove in.  cool

[b]
Mrs chima [/b]come back to earth you are not really that important & if I mention your name its bcuz i wana illustrate a point.  smiley


Eww nasty gay arsehole, My bad I thought I was talking to normal human-being, I hate gay people sorry Im outta here

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