1. His text goes - "hey,'' what's up?'' "talk to me"

Translation: - He wants you to know he is thinking about you and is craving reassurance that he’s on your mind too.

Your Move: His ego needs a little stroking, so try “what’s up, sexy?” to boost his mojo while matching his mellow approach.

2. His texts goes - “what are you up to tonight?” and “you made plans with the girls this weekend, right?”

Translation: He wants to feel out your response before putting his neck on the line.

Your Move: Play cow. Try “what do you have in mind?” to make him tell you what he wants.


3. His text goes - Along the lines of “last nit u tuk itt 2 krzy” or “: \ ?”

Translation: [/b]He feels like the two of you can practically read each other’s mind, which is why he doesn’t translate his thoughts into English.

[b]Your Move: Let him know you are still on the same wavelength (but have no clue what that meant) with a flirty “are you texting drunk again?” Call me. xo.”


4. His texts goes - Anything but a straight-up yes or not: “sounds like an option” or “maybe”

Translation: He has zero interest in trying to come up with plans for the two of you or even attempting to make a decision.

Your Move: Don’t let the fact that he won’t give you an answer stop you from moving forward or getting what you want. Write back “OK, give me a call or I’ll just decide.”

MzD@rkSkin:

advocator. . .seriously?

Yeah straight-up, ask me any other hidden text and I will tell you it's meaning.

But before that, I need to hear thank you from you ladies.

I prefer not to txt a lot with men.

Ethiodime:

I prefer not to txt a lot with men.

But you prefer texting other women don't you, you two timing lesbian character.

Do grown men really act like this? This seems sooo juvenile. Honestly, if I can't interpret his text, he won't get a reply. Problem solved.

adamsrib:

Do grown men really act like this? This seems sooo juvenile. Honestly, if I can't interpret his text, he won't get a reply. Problem solved.

You kinds I find cocky and full of themselves. Dear, you won't understand every words that is thrown in your direction SO you might as well find some ways to analysis the gibberish that will be on your ears.

Advocator:

You kinds I find cocky and full of themselves. Dear, you won't understand every words that is thrown in your direction SO you might as well find some ways to analysis the gibberish that will be on your ears.

I'm too busy during the day to try to decipher a text message. If he is too lazy to make it easy to understand then I'm too lazy to respond. If that makes me cocky then so be it.

Adamrib,

What part of USA are you? I have a reason why I asked.

Mrs, Chima:

Adamrib,

What part of USA are you? I have a reason why I asked.

Central Florida but now I'm in Lagos.

Hey Cousin! St. Augustine? You sound like my cousin Miffy!

Ahhhh!! Hey Cuz!! lol Now I'm homesick. Im a Florida girl thru and thru. Lived there almost all of my life. I love St Augustine, some of the best beaches in the state.

adamsrib:

I'm too busy during the day to try to decipher a text message. If he is too lazy to make it easy to understand then I'm too lazy to respond. If that makes me cocky then so be it.

Sometimes you need to do multiple trials to understand the dang lingo that certain person who are going out with IS USING when texting you! Patience dear patience is needed in all aspect of life.


A reminder - to the flying pests, please don't mess up my topic - if you have nothing better to say get the f-u-c-k out.

lmaao advo me hate u .

adamsrib:

Ahhhh!! Hey Cuz!! lol Now I'm homesick. Im a Florida girl thru and thru. Lived there almost all of my life. I love St Augustine, some of the best beaches in the state.

Girl. Yes! I love Florida! How those mosquitos in Lagos? I remember when I was over there I had to bumrushed them mosquitos. They are some nassy fuckers. They whooped my arse though I ain't gon lie! I will be heading back soon.

Ethiodime:

lmaao advo me hate u .  

Spank me then.   Oh wait wait (sorry Ethiopian girl, I'm taken).

Advocator:

Sometimes you need to do multiple trials to understand the dang lingo that certain person who are going out with IS USING when texting you! Patience dear patience is needed in all aspect of life.


A reminder - to the flying pests, please don't mess up my topic - if you have nothing better to say get the f-u-c-k out.

You are absolutely correct about patience. Def words to live by. And be nice. I don't post regularly so she took a minute to ask me a quick question. No harm intended.

Mrs, Chima:

Girl. Yes! I love Florida! How those mosquitos in Lagos? I remember when I was over there I had to bumrushed them mosquitos. They are some nassy fuckers. They whooped my arse though I ain't gon lie! I will be heading back soon.

Leme see you azz around in Lagos . . . .You are in trouble that day

In as much as i love the steps you presented here . . .But it often doesn't work that way and not the way you think it works.

Desso

Decipher this text from me:

[size=22pt]KMA[/size]


You can't afford to leave that tent you call home to meet me in Lagos.

Mrs, Chima:

Girl. Yes! I love Florida! How those mosquitos in Lagos? I remember when I was over there I had to bumrushed them mosquitos. They are some nassy fuckers. They whooped my arse though I ain't gon lie! I will be heading back soon.

I swear these things saw me coming and told all their friends. I'm getting eaten alive. My poor husband has tried everything but to no avail. Hopefully my system builds some resistance to them soon. It's sooo hard not to scratch them, but don't want to end up with scars all over so I'll keep taking my oatmeal baths and pray they leave me alone soon. I'm so happy I got to talk to someone from home tonight. Am very homesick. Thank you!!  

Sorry Advocator!

adamsrib:

I swear these things saw me coming and told all their friends. I'm getting eaten alive. My poor husband has tried everything but to no avail. Hopefully my system builds some resistance to them soon. It's sooo hard not to scratch them, but don't want to end up with scars all over so I'll keep taking my oatmeal baths and pray they leave me alone soon. I'm so happy I got to talk to someone from home tonight. Am very homesick. Thank you!!  

Sorry Advocator!

Girl!  Before you left home you should have gotten some Avon's SOS that poo works like magic!  The problem is when it wears off them beetches come flying.  So you have to keep your body saturated and forgot my bottle at the guesthouse.  I regretted ever leaving that bottle behind because them mosquitos bleeped ME UP.  I was trying be all sexy wearing a silk skirt with a halter top.  I dressed like a muslim woman the rest of the time during night tiem because they are worse at night. 

You coming home anytime soon?

adamsrib:

Sorry Advocator!

Carry along dear, you are not one of those pest I was talking about!

The floor is yours.

LMAO@manbitches still bitching

lmaao advo

Mrs.Chima:

Desso

Decipher this text from me:

[size=22pt]KMA[/size]


You can't afford to leave that tent you call home to meet me in Lagos.

Bring it up Grandma . . .Just leme see your furry azz in Lagos . .  .I'm supposed to be in Spain Next week but right on my way to Lagos next week. . . . .When did you say you coming ogunfe?

Sorry advertiserAdvocator

I am not telling your punk arse.

Ethiodime:

lmaao advo 

Don't you advocator me, you know what I am on about.

desholah:

Sorry advertiserAdvocator

Girl quit apologizing, you did nothing per err.

Mrs.Chima:

Girl!  Before you left home you should have gotten some Avon's SOS that poo works like magic!  The problem is when it wears off them beetches come flying.  So you have to keep your body saturated and forgot my bottle at the guesthouse.  I regretted ever leaving that bottle behind because them mosquitos bleeped ME UP.  I was trying be all sexy wearing a silk skirt with a halter top.  I dressed like a muslim woman the rest of the time during night tiem because they are worse at night.  

You coming home anytime soon?

LOL at Muslim woman, girl I feel ya. Before I go out he's checking every nook and cranny to make sure I'm covered. My Mum has ordered me some Skin So Soft so hopefully I will get it soon. I was so busy getting packed up and getting my shots etc, that mosquito spray was the last thing on my mind. Won't be home again until Christmas. We just got married moved into larger flat, paid his school fees so money is stretched right now. I knew I was getting married and moving to another continent. I knew I was leaving my life behind and building a new one with him, so I knew homesickness would kick in, but didn't expect it to be this bad. I love him so much so I will always be strong for him, but tonight, it really really got to me. You have no idea how just talking to you has made me feel so much better. I know God sent you to me. Please, please let me know when you come to Lagos, we will love to have  you and your family over for a soul food dinner.

@Advocator (hug) Thank you so much for understanding.

Who's girl

Mrs.Chima:

I am not telling your punk arse.

Now tell me

adamsrib:


LOL at Muslim woman, girl I feel ya. Before I go out he's checking every nook and cranny to make sure I'm covered. My Mum has ordered me some Skin So Soft so hopefully I will get it soon. I was so busy getting packed up and getting my shots etc, that mosquito spray was the last thing on my mind. Won't be home again until Christmas. We just got married moved into larger flat, paid his school fees so money is stretched right now. I knew I was getting married and moving to another continent. I knew I was leaving my life behind and building a new one with him, so I knew homesickness would kick in, but didn't expect it to be this bad. I love him so much so I will always be strong for him, but tonight, it really really got to me. You have no idea how just talking to you has made me feel so much better. I know God sent you to me. Please, please let me know when you come to Lagos, we will love to have  you and your family over for a soul food dinner.

@Advocator (hug) Thank you so much for understanding.

Awww. Sure thing I would love to come over and kick it with yall. How are we going to exchange info on here? I got a Facebook page that we can keep in touch on and I been trying to get Desso on the facebook page for six months but he acting like he SPECIAL.

I understand how you feel because I was homesick too. I was enjoying myself but HOME IS HOME. I was so GLAD TO SEE USA when I left Africa. Nothing against Africa but USA is my home and I love my country although we got some issues but it still my COUNTRY.

He's special
Mrs.Chima is Adamsrib . . . . . . . . . .Confirmed!!!
Ok now let's hook up . . . .But you still have mail e-mail address with you right?