Hahahahahaha chick borner....ndewo

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Maybe na me be the chicken wey born your guy chick

tosinhtml:


On one hand it seems good that you aren't ageing or aging just as Pharell, on the other hand people treat you like you are so young..

Coincidentally, I got into an argument with someone today. He was talking down on another petite lady whose children are undergraduates. I could see the rage in her but she just won't let it out. I tried to mediate (someone had asked me to give him the contract, hence my involvement) and he felt insulted. Citing I was too young to calm him down...his first child is a teenager...bla bla bla...I should be having such conversation with his child instead. Chineke! I didn't know when I burst into laughter alongside the woman
To get him even madder, I addressed him using "O"– a case of reciprocity
It's a Yoruba term used to address a supposed younger person or a friend...more like kuku die if you choose to

tosinhtml:


One thing that distinguishes you is a smart person would know you aren't so young by how you communicate, a foolish person wouldn't because they don't have any sense.

Now, the last paragraph it is for me! However, in this part of the world, there aren't so many of them.

pocohantas:


You got it right. They just wanna brag with it...

Currently, a male minor for me is 0-25yrs. They should go read their Ababio or whatever they use now.

... or Discovery Channel as they need to discover sense, mannerism and decency.
Lol @0-25 years.

Poco with the comeback!

99thEnemy:


loooooooool LWKMD
.
From what age to what would you consider a lady to be under my food chain?

35 years and above!

Denique:

35 years and above!

Abeg!, I no be Awon Sugar Momma Geng oh!

It is well. Just manage the small height you were given . Remember also that you are taller than some other group of people. There is always something to be grateful about.

99thEnemy:


Abeg!, I no be Awon Sugar Momma Geng oh!

Ahan! The 30+ are evening newspapers who will never ask you for urgent 2k o...and that is because they are desperate to be 'wifed'??

Denique:


Ahan! The 30+ are evening newspapers who will never ask you for urgent 2k be o...and that is because they are desperate to be 'wifed'??

I can wife someone who is 2 years older than I am and no more.
.
Right now if babe pass 31, I no do pass date.

99thEnemy:
I can wife someone who is 2 years older than I am and no more.
.
Right now if babe pass 31, I no do pass date.

...and I'm 40+, so
Cc: kriss216, he's backing out!

Denique:

...and I'm 40+, so Cc: kriss216, he's backing out!

Denique, something in me is telling me you’re below 21.

Kriss216:
Denique, something in me is telling me you’re below 21.

She dey disguise

Denique:


...and I'm 40+, so
Cc: kriss216 , he's backing out!

.
Senorita Denique.
.
You are between 27 and 29 dearie

Kriss216:

Denique, something in me is telling me you’re below 21.

Venerealisles:
So this year my family decided we were gonna come back to naija early for the Xmas celebrations, we also wanted to do Thanksgiving in Nigeria hence the early arrival.

Well, we were back home in Lag, so I decided to go hang out with some of my long time friends, and what I saw shocked me ooh. They were really big now, felt like they were way older than me. To make matters worst, I senior them pretty damn well, but my tiny physique just makes them think otherwise.

The last straw that broke the camel back was when I went over to my cousin's place, only for my Aunt to start saying stuffs like "I look like a toothpick" she even went as far as saying I should start eating enough beans!! Chaii I have suffered .

I will be 25 by December, but yet most people I come across still think I am a teenager, Little did they know that the so called teenager is the owner of a business in Lagos and also a degree holder.

Inspite of my achievements, I feel what they are saying is beginning to get to me, i can't change the way I look, if I could, I'd probably add more height to my physique .

... Venereal isle (the "venereal"
in your moniker is fully loaded).


Anyways you may not be
able to grow taller at 25 years
but you may wish to take
Apetone to put on body weight
while eating good meals.
I've never used it since
I've no need for it.

benhope222:
That's how I use to reason before , until I start growing beards and running better business Worth millions . I build self-esteem . I avoid unnecessary discussions , Jokes that'll bring insults to me . some people are marveled and feel jealous about me now because they know when I was broke . I don't even care . How you keep yourself matters alot ..

If people Sabi your way , they'll know you're not a no nonsense man . Respect na person dey build an . I try to keep scores with people ahead of me I learn from them and see them as motivation ..

When people see say you no get their time Dem go kukuma free you..


Girls dey avoid me , because I no get time to look their face , I no need distraction , I'm focused to achieve my goals for now ... and I'm maintaining that I suffer well well this life , I don't want to go back to my past life .

Please can you share some jokes and unnecessary discussions that brings about insults to oneself?