dairykidd:

I got everything right sha i guess because of the nylons i used. Them begin swell up and burst inside the pot I ate moi moi at a popular eatery and ended up on admission for 4 days. The things i can never it when its mass prepared are moi moi, salad, fresh veggies, any form of beans (except akara) I prefer u shoot me than to eat those foods outside

lefulefu:
one of my guy then eat beans for a public eatery.d tin come turn im belle so im come enter okada rush come my side.wen i open door for am i just see poo all over im trousers .d guy poo for body.im say na as the bike dey enter pothole im just shiat for body .say na d beans wey im eat for one public eatery.If u have to things like beans,pottage its better u eat am for house or if u must outside eat am at a place where u know the person wey prepare such food.most of these public eateries sorry to say they have very low hygiene practice.person no clean hand well he or she go still use that hand take prepare food for u or sometimes dem go use food wey don stale re heat the stuff and serve u such food.thats why u see many ppl going down with food poisoning.u can eat out sometimes but if u make eating out a regular routine its not too good.

Dreyton36:
I love to cook with my headphones on

I can cook anything any human can eat and it'll be just perfect

I just finished cooking groundnut soup with goat head damn it's super lit

With pounded yam wey smoke they commot for the body

Lights up my kpoli in peace

dairykidd:

Hahahahaha... reminds me of my palmwine experience. I done nearly shiit for body like that n i wore well starched n ironed native.. If the palmy no be original agbor palms count me out oo. Brother na when i dey airport for Abj i fear eatries. You see those glass when dem dey take display food na rat quaters. The way rats they crossover every morning before they arrange food there ehhn. And people go still dey rush am buy say na international airport. Even foreigners sef.. I hardly eat out sha maybe once in a while. Even the so called 5 star u never can tell. No food like home cooked soul food n not those expensive bullshit but our people nor go gree because of show show n laziness.

lefulefu:
Well because for fastfood there is AC and everywhere looks attractive so ppl go naturally assume that the food will be clean .Nigeria no get agency wey dey monitor some of these public eateries hence many of them prepare their food anyhow except if the person that owns the eatery has a good mind.Thats why u see many nigerians dey come down with various sickness.I no know if u hear the past story of the Esama of benin one of im dauthers omosede.The lady then marry one of the nephew of the late Oba then.She no sabi anything .dem say that time wen she marry the guy she go order for food from Omega Resturant and bar then give the guy the food to chop claiming say na she prepare am..and the man na traditionalist .no do no do the man tire to dey eat food from fastfood joints and resturants na im tell her say the marriage don tire am .

Magnoliaa:


Really? Should I groom you?

Lemme teach you the Art of Being A Feminine Man that drives women wild... Na dem go dey rush you, hoping to dominate you (yunno, it's in our nature - it's not a negative tin).

Dreyton36:
I love to cook with my headphones on
I can cook anything any human can eat and it'll be just perfect
I just finished cooking groundnut soup with goat head damn it's super lit
With pounded yam wey smoke they commot for the body
Lights up my kpoli in peace

Truvel:
What Is Dis Groundnut Soup Like?

dairykidd:

By this time of the night u want swallow poundy...na wah for u oo
Smoke kpo make u drink water sleep abeg

Jodha:

Especially daily custard...that one hard die..

mosdii:
I was birthed by a caterer so I can comfortably prepare some intercontinental and local delicacies from my tribe (ijaw) and others.

Fried rice, coconut rice, Banga rice, Nigerian jollof, Jamaica sauce, french fries, Senegal jollof rice, etc.

Kkf, Ogbono soup, Banga soup, Okro soup, Egusi soup, Afang soup, lobster soup, Vegetable soup, onunu, pepper soup, yellow soup, stew of any kind.

Starch, Eba, Pounded yam, Pounded potatoes, Pounded Plantain, Pounded eba.

Buns, palm cake, meat pie, fish pie, Akara, chin chin, moi moi and chips(plantain or potato).

Zobo drink, orange juice, apple juice and vanilla ice cream.

My caterer mom taught me all these because I'm her last born.

Jodha:

Nsala is not my local dish...I can't cook it...
Can yhu cook kirigina and kekefai??

Dreyton36:


Na that particular time food they sweet me

lefulefu:
one of my guy then eat beans for a public eatery.d tin come turn im belle so im come enter okada rush come my side.wen i open door for am i just see poo all over im trousers .d guy poo for body.im say na as the bike dey enter pothole im just shiat for body .say na d beans wey im eat for one public eatery.If u have to things like beans,pottage its better u eat am for house or if u must outside eat am at a place where u know the person wey prepare such food.most of these public eateries sorry to say they have very low hygiene practice.person no clean hand well he or she go still use that hand take prepare food for u or sometimes dem go use food wey don stale re heat the stuff and serve u such food.thats why u see many ppl going down with food poisoning.u can eat out sometimes but if u make eating out a regular routine its not too good.

Truvel:
Bro, Na Only God Dey Save Man Ooo Relating To Food Wey We Dey Eat.

lefulefu:
yes oo..thats why sometimes u have to control wetin dey enter ur stomach
one of my guy tell me an incident then wen he dey do service for ikhire in osun state.say he go buy roasted plantain from this lady.saying as im dey haggle for price the lady small child start to dey poo for one corner then the woman use her hand wash the picking buttocks then spray small water for hand then dry the hand for her wrapper then as she dey about to use the same hand touch the roasted plantains bros say na so im do about turn start to dey waka comot ..even as the woman dey try call am make im come dat she don agree to the price bros say im just ignore dey waka dey go

Truvel:
Bro, Na Still God. What Abt D Foods U No See Or Know How Dem Prepare Am?

mosdii:




Are you from ijaw?

Jodha:


What do yhu think?

mosdii:


you are from Delta ijaw...Doo binarau

Jodha:

No sir ....koide ...binaotu

mosdii:


Which ijaw state are you from then?

Nua... tubara?

Jodha:

Guess now...
EMI o.... Fia fe deh?
Omoh to type this thing is hard...

mosdii:


Delta or Bayelsa...I chose Bayelsa.

Fiyai fi doh..mbana

mosdii:


Which of the LGA'S?