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Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Yeyeboi05(m): 11:22pm On Jul 24, 2021
Guys,help a confused guy here! It was last month,June when I wanted to chill in the Lagoon front(it’s a popular place in Unilag) in School…I went alone and surprisingly,I saw three of my male friends sitting there;They were like,Some girls Dey there wey wan snap pic..”I use a good Iphone tho’ …They told me some girls came to meet them earlier that they need a good photographer to take them because they were three and they want the three of them in one pic,so someone have to take..When I got there,my friends pushed me…I am a kind of shy guy and I refused but I later summoned courage to meet the girls ! I took them successfully and one of them was like ‘You’ll send it through WhatsApp..That was how she typed her number on my phone!!
The next day,she asked for her pic..And I told her to wait for me to edit them..She was like ‘awwwn! So,I eventually edited it and sent it to her..So,the next I asked if we could meet,outside her hostel..She agreed,I got Shawarma for her and this was how it all started..I didn’t saw much during our five hours together outside in the night cause,I’m a shy guy…During our meeting,she even met two guys;I wait for more than one hour for her to see a guy,then I followed her to see another guy that night..She was like’They are just my friends’ That same night,I asked her if she was single;She said,YES AND SHE IS HAPPY!She asked me the same Question..
When I was escorting her to her hostel,she told me •Thanks for checking up on me• And she held my hand till her hostel gate..So,,I insisted that she should hug me and she did..
The same night,I couldn’t stop thinking about her;She’s young beautiful and black OMG!!! I called her on Video call and I told her I admired her hug and it made me stand..She was like ‘Does my body move so easily?! I said..No but she made me move..That was when I asked her about her sex life and when she was defiled..She told me everything!! Then she was like’Though ,we just met,Can we? She actually asked if we could have sex..This wasn’t up to four days that we met..I said yes tho!
After that day,we met frequently and we were always outside cuddling till around 11:30pm amd we weren’t dating…We started kissing and she’ll tell me that I’m too romantic..Then I told her if she could come to my friend’s apartment outside school on a Sunday;She agreed! It was on a Friday,when we met again and I reminded her about our sex meeting..She was like,she doesn’t want to have sex again(She was like,if we have sex,the way she sees me will be different)…Then I agreed not to have sex with her.I just said,we should just meet for chilling (I use scope sha)…
It was on a Sunday after church when I called her outside from hostel,it was raining heavily so I had to order Uber..My friend left the apartment for me..I asked her if she wanted to take anything,she refused,she was looking angry seff,so I tried to cuddle with her and within seconds,she pulled it off for me and she asked if I had condom ..I was fully prepared lol..We had sex sha,it was painful because I forgot one condom in my hostel and it was too dark to buy another condom;She even begged me to continue without condom but I refused.
But my main issues is,after that day,my love for her increased and I can’t go any day without thinking about her but she doesn’t even give me face again..Sometimes when we mange to see,another guy will call her and she’ll keep me waiting..
I use to form hard guy but,how’s this different?? Did she dump me Or am I stupid??

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Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by chatinent: 11:23pm On Jul 24, 2021
You didn't even wait to reach forty before you became this forever.


Well, anywhere I put a C, it was very foolish. Anywhere I put a P, please just slap yourself so hard.


Leggo..

That same night,I asked her if she was single;She said,YES AND SHE IS HAPPY!She asked me the same Question..
= C.

Do people still really ask this trash anymore? Is any girl really single? Uncle, just join the list and hustle to reach the vice boyfriend, or boyfriend of reps.

So,,I insisted that she should hug me and she did..
= P.

The same night,I couldn’t stop thinking about her;She’s young beautiful and black OMG!!! I called her on Video call and I told her I admired her hug and it made me stand
= P⁷.

Then she was like’Though ,we just met,Can we? She actually asked if we could have sex
= P, for trying to deceive the gods.

Anyways, happy STDs.

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Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by zoeA: 11:30pm On Jul 24, 2021
Expand your mind bro...
Stop being cheap...
Concentrate on your hustle or school...
You need a redpill education...

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Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Mkingz(m): 11:32pm On Jul 24, 2021
It’s normal if she’s ur first love...you’ll learn with time��‍���‍�
Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Viridis(m): 11:32pm On Jul 24, 2021
Since u have bleeped her what else? Kill that feeling and move on. You should have been fully prepared even she she said she doesn't want sex again. This my last statement shouldn't make you regret (it's an orientation) Bleep na Bleep.

Move on. since you said you are a shy a person, this exposure, I believe has shown you that that girls are normal humans. Use it to find other girls and enjoy life.
Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Opak001(m): 11:34pm On Jul 24, 2021
Sex is a expression of your ability.
If you don't have physical power have for za oga room.
From everything you said,she lack a good sex life but have guyz around are but are no capable to satisfy her sexual need,which you just fall in the same category now.
You will need extra power to get her,that's if she will.
Peace!!!

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Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by iamtardey: 11:36pm On Jul 24, 2021
You guys never dated nah... Get over it... One Bleep and you're already in love dhoor.

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Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Yeyeboi05(m): 11:37pm On Jul 24, 2021
Opak001:
Sex is a expression of your ability.
If you don't have physical power have for za oga room.
From everything you said,she lack a good sex life but have guyz around are but are no capable to satisfy her sexual need,which you just fall in the same category now.
You will need extra power to get her,that's if she will.
Peace!!!
But she is so young..Can we say,she has tried many guys?
Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Yeyeboi05(m): 11:41pm On Jul 24, 2021
iamtardey:
You guys never dated nah... Get over it... One Bleep and you're already in love dhoor.
Im actually not in love with the nak..I’m in love with the girl
Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by iamtardey: 11:51pm On Jul 24, 2021
Now you're sounding more stupid
Yeyeboi05:
Im actually not in love with the nak..I’m in love with the girl

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Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Yeyeboi05(m): 11:56pm On Jul 24, 2021
iamtardey:
Now you're sounding more stupid
how do I get her back
Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by iamtardey: 12:00am On Jul 25, 2021
She doesn't seems to like you like that o nigga, she probably just bleeped you for being Mr nice guy and for being shy too lol, she's experienced more than you it seems.


You fit still dey try sha, but I don't see her dating you, she warned you before fvcking you though.

Na so she do kaakakiri

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Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by iamtardey: 12:00am On Jul 25, 2021
Juju way cheesy

By the way, you like her o ahh

Send her number let me tell her you bring her mata come nairaland come yarn, that might help nah, abi kilo feel? smiley
Yeyeboi05:
how do I get her back

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Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by iamtardey: 12:04am On Jul 25, 2021
Yeye yeye grin
Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Yeyeboi05(m): 12:52am On Jul 25, 2021
iamtardey:
Yeye yeye grin
omo
Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by dhameelare(m): 1:11am On Jul 25, 2021
Omo this op mumu small o grin grin
But I understand you're still a newbie, don't worry you'll understand with time and years from now you'll look back at this moment and feel like slapping yourself for being such a simp...

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Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Nobody: 1:49am On Jul 25, 2021
Op,you are a simp.
But sha,na your first time. U go soon take redpill after she completely dump your shy ass.

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Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Gadafii: 2:43am On Jul 25, 2021
Op, you should be wearing a hat around with "simp" embroidery


Kaaai, some men shaa,tueh

Girl wey u don already Bleep, when give you Toto Bleep, na him u dey loose guard for, one thing wey I know be says, smokers no dey loose guard like this, if not u for don find Canadian loud take clear your kokonut head, make u no dey reason anyhow girl.

You think all these guys she will keep u waiting for, na just hi, hello, have you eaten ur favorite food today Dem dey do her, those ones dey give her better quickie,in sharp corners, but u ordered Uber and even carry her go apartment, once she don Bleep u, she realise say u are no match for those other guys shey Bleep for inside worosiworo grin

She don reason say u are waste of time and pussy juice, make she continue to dey collect her quickie, as matter be so, she go turn u to mugu, you go come be simp mugu cheesy

Watch how she's about to start by first getting angry with you for no reason, while you will be doing ur possible best to please her, including buying more shawarma and other things tongue.

Omo women cruise mad gaan, I thank God for weed and that I mastered the art of understanding, that girls no dey like good, shy boys, never ever, they like them rugged on edges, someone to tickle their fantasies
I have one mamacita like this when dey quarrel me say I never get time to Bleep her since last weekend, girl wey men with cars dey find up and down, some dey entice her with gifts and money, while me na just my loud and my dicc I get, nothing else, tho right from time she don tell me say make we just 'dey dey'., Nothing serious based in my manner of approach and lamba, . but I dey almost rip her into two when I catch her, which unsurprisingly is what most girls want, a guy that can make dem feel like a bad biccch..naso girls be no think am

So OP, either you continue to simp or emancipate your self, by forgetting about that girl and act like you never met her, he go hard you, but shey go dey wonder why have you changed, and na she go find you come, if she no find you come, no reason am, plenty fish dey water and that unilag na big lagoon, all manners of fish dey there


No reason say girl too fine, they all mostly have fish brains, sorry to say??

Modified****

Abeg make you free this mumu OP, I just read thru the comments and this boy is still making excuse for girl wey no even save his number, make him simp peacefully, he go dey alright soon

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Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by rex444(m): 4:19am On Jul 25, 2021
Hahahahaha if dem never use your head, how U go take learn ....most redpillers were once simps
Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Spider20: 4:45am On Jul 25, 2021
Viridis:
Since u have bleeped her what else? Kill that feeling and move on. You should have been fully prepared even she she said she doesn't want sex again. This my last statement shouldn't make you regret (it's an orientation) Bleep na Bleep.

Move on. since you said you are a shy a person, this exposure, I believe has shown you that that girls are normal humans. Use it to find other girls and enjoy life.
You must be a big Fool
Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Viridis(m): 6:31am On Jul 25, 2021
Spider20:
You must be a big Fool
Still better than you mad father
Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Limassol(m): 6:56am On Jul 25, 2021
Did you actually smash her without a condom?
Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Sonnobax15(m): 7:04am On Jul 25, 2021
grin
Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Jeon(f): 7:06am On Jul 25, 2021
Yeyeboi05:
Guys,help a confused guy here! It was last month,June when I wanted to chill in the Lagoon front(it’s a popular place in Unilag) in School…I went alone and surprisingly,I saw three of my male friends sitting there;They were like,Some girls Dey there wey wan snap pic..”I use a good Iphone tho’ …They told me some girls came to meet them earlier that they need a good photographer to take them because they were three and they want the three of them in one pic,so someone have to take..When I got there,my friends pushed me…I am a kind of shy guy and I refused but I later summoned courage to meet the girls ! I took them successfully and one of them was like ‘You’ll send it through WhatsApp..That was how she typed her number on my phone!!
The next day,she asked for her pic..And I told her to wait for me to edit them..She was like ‘awwwn! So,I eventually edited it and sent it to her..So,the next I asked if we could meet,outside her hostel..She agreed,I got Shawarma for her and this was how it all started..I didn’t saw much during our five hours together outside in the night cause,I’m a shy guy…During our meeting,she even met two guys;I wait for more than one hour for her to see a guy,then I followed her to see another guy that night..She was like’They are just my friends’ That same night,I asked her if she was single;She said,YES AND SHE IS HAPPY!She asked me the same Question..
When I was escorting her to her hostel,she told me •Thanks for checking up on me• And she held my hand till her hostel gate..So,,I insisted that she should hug me and she did..
The same night,I couldn’t stop thinking about her;She’s young beautiful and black OMG!!! I called her on Video call and I told her I admired her hug and it made me stand..She was like ‘Does my body move so easily?! I said..No but she made me move..That was when I asked her about her sex life and when she was defiled..She told me everything!! Then she was like’Though ,we just met,Can we? She actually asked if we could have sex..This wasn’t up to four days that we met..I said yes tho!
After that day,we met frequently and we were always outside cuddling till around 11:30pm amd we weren’t dating…We started kissing and she’ll tell me that I’m too romantic..Then I told her if she could come to my friend’s apartment outside school on a Sunday;She agreed! It was on a Friday,when we met again and I reminded her about our sex meeting..She was like,she doesn’t want to have sex again(She was like,if we have sex,the way she sees me will be different)…Then I agreed not to have sex with her.I just said,we should just meet for chilling (I use scope sha)…
It was on a Sunday after church when I called her outside from hostel,it was raining heavily so I had to order Uber..My friend left the apartment for me..I asked her if she wanted to take anything,she refused,she was looking angry seff,so I tried to cuddle with her and within seconds,she pulled it off for me and she asked if I had condom ..I was fully prepared lol..We had sex sha,it was painful because I forgot one condom in my hostel and it was too dark to buy another condom;She even begged me to continue without condom but I refused.
But my main issues is,after that day,my love for her increased and I can’t go any day without thinking about her but she doesn’t even give me face again..Sometimes when we mange to see,another guy will call her and she’ll keep me waiting..
I use to form hard guy but,how’s this different?? Did she dump me Or am I stupid??

Hello

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Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Yeyeboi05(m): 9:22am On Jul 25, 2021
Jeon:


Hello
boss
Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Yeyeboi05(m): 9:23am On Jul 25, 2021
rex444:
Hahahahaha if dem never use your head, how U go take learn ....most redpillers were once simps
Funny enough,I’m not new when it comes to girls issues but e be like say I need that red pill

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Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Yeyeboi05(m): 9:25am On Jul 25, 2021
Gadafii:
Op, you should be wearing a hat around with "simp" embroidery


Kaaai, some men shaa,tueh

Girl wey u don already Bleep, when give you Toto Bleep, na him u dey loose guard for, one thing wey I know be says, smokers no dey loose guard like this, if not u for don find Canadian loud take clear your kokonut head, make u no dey reason anyhow girl.

You think all these guys she will keep u waiting for, na just hi, hello, have you eaten ur favorite food today Dem dey do her, those ones dey give her better quickie,in sharp corners, but u ordered Uber and even carry her go apartment, once she don Bleep u, she realise say u are no match for those other guys shey Bleep for inside worosiworo grin

She don reason say u are waste of time and pussy juice, make she continue to dey collect her quickie, as matter be so, she go turn u to mugu, you go come be simp mugu cheesy

Watch how she's about to start by first getting angry with you for no reason, while you will be doing ur possible best to please her, including buying more shawarma and other things tongue.

Omo women cruise mad gaan, I thank God for weed and that I mastered the art of understanding, that girls no dey like good, shy boys, never ever, they like them rugged on edges, someone to tickle their fantasies
I have one mamacita like this when dey quarrel me say I never get time to Bleep her since last weekend, girl wey men with cars dey find up and down, some dey entice her with gifts and money, while me na just my loud and my dicc I get, nothing else, tho right from time she don tell me say make we just 'dey dey'., Nothing serious based in my manner of approach and lamba, . but I dey almost rip her into two when I catch her, which unsurprisingly is what most girls want, a guy that can make dem feel like a bad biccch..naso girls be no think am

So OP, either you continue to simp or emancipate your self, by forgetting about that girl and act like you never met her, he go hard you, but shey go dey wonder why have you changed, and na she go find you come, if she no find you come, no reason am, plenty fish dey water and that unilag na big lagoon, all manners of fish dey there


No reason say girl too fine, they all mostly have fish brains, sorry to say??
Sometimes is not all about fine but her personality but they girl fine die sha

Modified****

Abeg make you free this mumu OP, I just read thru the comments and this boy is still making excuse for girl wey no even save his number, make him simp peacefully, he go dey alright soon [/quote]Understood
Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Yeyeboi05(m): 9:26am On Jul 25, 2021
Doja2000:
Op,you are a simp.
But sha,na your first time. U go soon take redpill after she completely dump your shy ass.
Thought it should be the guy doing the dumping..Tge matter shock me

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Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Nobody: 11:15am On Jul 25, 2021
Yeyeboi05:
Thought it should be the guy doing the dumping..Tge matter shock me
Lol cheesy cheesy
A girl can also dump a guy na. cheesy
Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by rex444(m): 11:32am On Jul 25, 2021
Shit does happen sometimes
Yeyeboi05:
Funny enough,I’m not new when it comes to girls issues but e be like say I need that red pill
Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Yeyeboi05(m): 12:53pm On Jul 25, 2021
rex444:
Shit does happen sometimes
wow
Re: Did She Dump Me Or Am I A Simp? by Generalwoodz(m): 3:07pm On Jul 25, 2021
Your username is yeyeboy little wonder cry

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