luizpippo:
First time was 2 years after leaving secondary school, i had to write GCE, i traveled to a different LGA from mine and met and 40 or so years woman and she offered to light me, during the whole process i was half inside or lemme say half BTW her thighs, after humping for some minutes, i felt something being squeezed from my skull through my spinal cord and emitting out of my JT, the experience was not enjoyable so i didn't bother to seek for it all through my degree and NYSC days. I only resumed duty a year after NYSC. Exactly 10 years after my 1st.

Meanwhile, i had a babe in the compound I lived during the GCE whom we do kiss, smooch but not lighting.

house10studio:
don't even understand wat u wrote

house10studio:
don't even understand wat u wrote

TheEnygma:
Although I had jerked off multiple times before that,bmy first time was when I was 20 (about 10 years ago).... The lady who I did it with was much older than me, she was our neighbor who I'm sure just liked my level of maturity despite my age, I usually went to her house to watch film and do chores since she was living alone and only had a fiancee who visited once in a while.
On that particular day she called me to help her do buy something which I did and later stayed behind at her house to watch movies, while we were watching She started asking me nonsense question like "do you have a girlfriend ??" , "How come I don't see you talking to girls" while she was touching me, my junior got awake and one thing led to another, before I knew it she told me to follow her to her bedroom (which I did like a sheep being led to the slaughter ), she then undressed , brought out rubber and wore it on me. (She was the woman who told me never to go raw no matter what happens)...... I must confess, her punanai was heaven on Earth but .
To cut the long story short, I enjoyed it very well and when we were done she helped me clean me up while warning me never to tell anyone (which I never did)
Somehow she never figured out that she was my first and I nev
I banged her two more times before she moved out of our area and the last time I saw her , which was around last year February she told me she was married and already had two kids, she will always have a special place in my heart.

fuckingAyaya:
Hope I ain't late

Draslo:
Nigeria is going to the dogs but this is what you are occupying your little mind with. Do you really care for not just your future but the fate of your offspring in the future? Gala we used to buy N50 is now N100. Nobody gree buy am, dem run come Nairaland say dem don add pepper because we like to eat spicy beef roll with cold Pepsi (Pepsi wet still get ice inside na N200 for some places)

Omo ase, na vagina and penis talk Dey your brain. 2023 is next tomorrow but na BBNaija be the focus. You no get $700,000 for offshore and $300,000 + or - in Naija accounts you Dey reason this kind thing. Man or woman, any gender wey you be, you no get sense. People Dey create threads that can make millionaires in this country but no body goes there and later una go Dey ask “where una see this money?”

You go ask till 2099. Spits!

If Nairaland had an dislike or thumbs down button. I’d create 500 accounts and dislike this post with all of them!

goldstar25:

Lol
I like the picture used

ChiefSosa:
Can't remember much details; she drugged me!

Biggie2000:

Mad oooo around what age? I no know much about dis tins o

goldstar25:

Awww
You must be a funny guy

fuckingAyaya:
yea we good babe, thanks for the compliment.

fuckingAyaya:
yea we good babe, thanks for the compliment.