more stil,

A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs and the barman says, "You've got a steering wheel between your legs!"
tThe man replies, "I know its driving me nuts!"


I came over to my blonde friend the other day and said, "Hey look a dead bird."
She looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"


A woman asked her lover, "Would you keep f*ck me that much even after marriage?
He replied, "Sure dear, if your husband had no objection."



Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose.
Ortoise: How does he smell?
Gemma: Awful!


Two friends Peter and Jack is leaving for holiday in a same airplane. Peter was sad when he couldn't meet Jack before they get in to the plane. After some time he sees Jack coming up th stairs and Peter shouted, "HI-JACK"
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.lol

Funny.

yinkalink:



Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.lol

Ouch! 

gosh, am already urinating

chei yinka, u no go kill me for here

^^Lol.

Compound,sorry element softly softly oh

Sophizzy thanks

ok lol i go try

Berra do more dan try

too late, d one i just changed into is soaked again

Aha! C gbege

*moves closer 2 him 2 confirm, na ur piss dey smell so?*

Na wa o. . .

Abi oh

Fine boi like him dey wee wee for body!

And e nor dey shame sef.

Imagine! And i had plans for d both of u oh

Yinka. . .

Free my skirt jor.

una two don kolo finish, @yinka, u self no fit near me now, d line just too long, gotta wait for ur turn

Really. . .

yep sweetheart, really really

Element,see as dese girls dey pass u yabis,u kum dey tink say na compliments . , lol.

Element i understand sae science no make u understand english again.make i spk ur lang
10011.i meant u n soph.
Am taken

Doopey, when girls dont want you (as friends ooo ), they wont relate and give attention to you

@yinkus, lol i know you have been bought from d market already, but as for me and soph jeez!!! dont jinx it ooo, soph na good girl

Crazie boi, dem go sell u

Hmmmmmm,meaning u na bad boi?

ha sorry na mistake

yinkalink:

Element i understand sae science no make u understand english again.make i spk your lang
10011.i meant u n soph.
Am taken

i forget say na dash dem dash u

well who knows? no be me holy pass na

Hehehehehehehehe

U no well @ all

Gimme ur yim pls

eeeyaahhh, she wan meet d real celeb,  okay girl

Na yoruba sha

wetin u think say i be before, wait make i edit am before peeps begin to SPAM me

After d underscore,wat next abeg?

its ,

Dude,I lyk ur logic bt itz dat of amteurs.

guy dont be retar.ded, enough peeps on nland got my yim id, if u want it, use style and copy it

Tanks