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How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by SultanOfPuna: 11:14am On Aug 11, 2021
What happened to me last week was a testament that man cannot satisfy women.
I have been with this girl for a year and things have been good.
She used my phone some months ago to order shoes from Jumia.
Since then I haven't had interest in whatever she is buying.
I accidentally clicked a Jumia advert on facebook and it sent me to Jumia website.
Found out her account was still open, She forgot to logout
I was about to close the page until I saw 4 items in cart.
My curiosity made me check what is inside the cart.
To my greatest surprise I saw
1. Spanish fly
2. 6 inch realistic Love Machine
3. Oil perfume
4. Vibrating pen for vagina
All this total cost close to 21k
I have been feeling depressed about the whole situation. Should I confront her on the issue or should I break up with her?
Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by fabidamilola(m): 11:18am On Aug 11, 2021
Bros e no hard na.cancel d order and pretend as if nothing happened. Let's say may be a week you could just sit her down and ask her questions she she doesn't enjoy sex with u.frm her answers u knw where to buckle up on

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Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by gasparpisciotta: 11:20am On Aug 11, 2021
Don’t be confrontational just make a passing comment that you saw the details of her order on Jumia and gauge her reactions.

She might’ve ordered for a friend, however if she denies and you found out later that she has not been honest, then a little aggression might be necessary to drive home your point.

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Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by siofra(f): 11:20am On Aug 11, 2021
Some of you are not even supposed to be in romantic relationships. What is the meaning of this one OP?
Wahala no dey ever finish.

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Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by SultanOfPuna: 11:21am On Aug 11, 2021
This girl has been deciving me that my bed skills are the bomb.
The way she moan sef will make you feel like you are a champion of sex.
Not knowing that she was busy brainwashing me while she use on dildos and vibrators to satisfy herself.
Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by Nobody: 11:21am On Aug 11, 2021
leave her if you ain't comfortable with her,no relationship should discomfort

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Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by gasparpisciotta: 11:23am On Aug 11, 2021
SultanOfPuna:
This girl has been deciving me that my bed skills are the bomb.
The way she moan sef will make you feel like you are a champion of sex.
Not knowing that she was busy brainwashing me while she use on dildos and vibrators to satisfy herself.

If this is true, then the Love Machine order might be to avoid cheating while you are around. But the fear is that once you are not available can she be satisfied?

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Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by SultanOfPuna: 11:29am On Aug 11, 2021
gasparpisciotta:


If this is true, then the Love Machine order might be to avoid cheating while you are around. But the fear is that once you are not available can she be satisfied?
How can Love Machine prevent cheating??
I tried making this excuse for her but why didn't she tell me that she like intimacy gadgets. And I'm always available.
I feel like the girl no longer sexually attracted to me.
I think breaking up with her is the best choice
Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by Wawelexy(m): 11:32am On Aug 11, 2021
She is a nymph.....

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Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by Agboki: 11:37am On Aug 11, 2021
1st check weda madam na nympho. undecided undecided
Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by Nobody: 11:41am On Aug 11, 2021
Lol grin grin
Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by gasparpisciotta: 11:52am On Aug 11, 2021
SultanOfPuna:

How can Love Machine prevent cheating??
I tried making this excuse for her but why didn't she tell me that she like intimacy gadgets. And I'm always available.
I feel like the girl no longer sexually attracted to me.
I think breaking up with her is the best choice

Sexual pleasure differs by individual fantasies, that is why masturbation is rife and it has nothing to do with cheating with other men/women.

Concerning your sexual compatibility, it’s could be that she has other sexual fantasies that supersedes whatever you can offer.

Sorry about that

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Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by danietohbadt(m): 12:07pm On Aug 11, 2021
Your babe get Olosho vibes ooooo.

Na puccy sweetner remain make the list complete olohun.

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Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by Shortcut2life: 12:11pm On Aug 11, 2021
I broke up with my ex because of this bullshit I understand your pain that shit sucks .. just get yourself a decent girl not this sexually exposed women ..

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Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by yetmao: 12:23pm On Aug 11, 2021
lies, no such items on jumia

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Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by illicit(m): 12:54pm On Aug 11, 2021
Give me her contact

Let me talk sense into her head for u
Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by Nobody: 1:15pm On Aug 11, 2021
So buying toys is also a SIN? I'm not understanding you guys again. It's obvious you're a weakling in bed, and she's trying to spice things up a little bit.

Seriously, how old are you op?

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Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by Pumpumking: 1:24pm On Aug 11, 2021
SultanOfPuna:
What happened to me last week was a testament that man cannot satisfy women.
I have been with this girl for a year and things have been good.
She used my phone some months ago to order shoes from Jumia.
Since then I haven't had interest in whatever she is buying.
I accidentally clicked a Jumia advert on facebook and it sent me to Jumia website.
Found out her account was still open, She forgot to logout
I was about to close the page until I saw 4 items in cart.
My curiosity made me check what is inside the cart.
To my greatest surprise I saw
1. Spanish fly
2. 6 inch realistic Love Machine
3. Oil perfume
4. Vibrating pen for vagina
All this total cost close to 21k
I have been feeling depressed about the whole situation. Should I confront her on the issue or should I break up with her?


angry
Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by Nobody: 1:26pm On Aug 11, 2021
The whole sultan of puna? grin grin

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Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by Eminimore: 1:40pm On Aug 11, 2021
is like op does not know how to triggar the g spot of girlfriend(no orgasm)

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Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by Freestainworld(m): 2:03pm On Aug 11, 2021
Talk to her about it, forget all the negative advice they are giving you here, be mature and talk to her politely, don't attach any strings on the issue, talking to her will make her know, you know what is going on, if she doesn't cheat you, why breaking up with her? you never can tell what is behind the order.

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Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by Olibboy: 2:09pm On Aug 11, 2021
yetmao:
lies, no such items on jumia
it's there...if yhu need just search for it
Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by yetmao: 2:35pm On Aug 11, 2021
Olibboy:
it's there...if yhu need just search for it

send link now, i wan buy. Attention seeking motherfuker

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Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by celestialAgent(m): 3:44pm On Aug 11, 2021
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Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by rottenPussy: 3:46pm On Aug 11, 2021
Add BDSM kit to the cart. Help her checkout after you must have changed the delivery address to your house. Once you received the items, invite her over, get her into a good angle with the BDSM kits and mess her up with the toys. She will gladly do whatever u want sexually after you show her support. Kinky sex is superb!!!!!!

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Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by BritishAirways: 4:07pm On Aug 11, 2021
This one pass me o nna
Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by Pumpumking: 4:10pm On Aug 11, 2021
HenryDion:
So buying toys is also a SIN? I'm not understanding you guys again. It's obvious you're a weakling in bed, and she's trying to spice things up a little bit.

Seriously, how old are you op?

see yor head like guinea fowl....so u encoragin women on nairaland to buy vibrator...correct? how many vibrator yor girlfriend own sir?(no oofeinse) angry

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Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by Witen: 4:49pm On Aug 11, 2021
It's a kind of disorder. You need to take her to the hospital
Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by BirtherOfKings(f): 5:09pm On Aug 11, 2021
SultanOfPuna:
What happened to me last week was a testament that man cannot satisfy women.
I have been with this girl for a year and things have been good.
She used my phone some months ago to order shoes from Jumia.
Since then I haven't had interest in whatever she is buying.
I accidentally clicked a Jumia advert on facebook and it sent me to Jumia website.
Found out her account was still open, She forgot to logout
I was about to close the page until I saw 4 items in cart.
My curiosity made me check what is inside the cart.
To my greatest surprise I saw
1. Spanish fly
2. 6 inch realistic Love Machine
3. Oil perfume
4. Vibrating pen for vagina
All this total cost close to 21k
I have been feeling depressed about the whole situation. Should I confront her on the issue or should I break up with her?


This is a lie from the pit of hell
Be careful with leading people on with fiction story

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Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by Zxcvbnm98: 5:18pm On Aug 11, 2021
Stop comparing yourself to an inanimate object. Her use of a Love Machine has nothing to do with your ability as a man. It's definitely not in a competition with you. Have you ever felt too tired to plan and have actual sex and instead just choose to masturbate and fall asleep? Well this is the female version of that. Don't let your insecurities ruin things for you if everything else in the relationship is good.

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