get down on her really had,there are lots of honey down there.

Hmmmmmmmm
simple
u dnt need too much money or a car
all u need is to show care and you must know how to f-ck well well

when i was managing girls love me because i show dem care and i can Bleep well well now dat i have a car girls dnt love me again dey only love my money. so money is not a yard stick for true love

poster noww its simples if u gat dimples
make sure u belong to different cults like opc , mend e.tcs
all dose kain tins dey help and lastly u have to b killing ur 40yr old virgins monthly for sacrifice to seal it wella , go forth and keeepth thy love

Lol @ Poster. You'd soon be old enough to know that you don't NEED to keep ANY girl forever. Worse still is to let her KNOW that you're so desperate for her useless love. As soon as she knows, then you can be sure she'd smash your weak heart in no time.

In any case, if you do want to keep a girl in this part of the world, the single most important thing for you to do is to find ways to make lots of money. Forget about showing her 'care' or forking her well, these are only secondary factors. Even if you show her all the care in the world and break her waist each time you fork her, she SHALL leave you the moment one cool super-rich young man proposes to her. It's not even her decision alone to make: her mother, sisters, family and friends would definitely place a rich 'well-to-do' guy on the top of her priority list. DO NOT GET THIS TWISTED. As long as we're talking about Nigeria and Nigerians, money is the number one factor that attracts and KEEPS women. How often have you seen rich guys being dumped by women? (except for richer guys).

After that, you can then worry about showing her care or improving your sex skills. But I insist that these are only secondary in this part of the world - women here would even intentionally choose an impotent wealthy brute over an average virile caring guy. Personality, being caring, sex skills and other such considerations only get you ahead other things being equal.

Nonetheless, it is important to NEVER EVER give ANY woman the impression that she is indispensable in your life. They always tend to misbehave when they have that impression.

My dear forum members i need your help! Am into a relationship and[b] i [/b]love the girl so much that[b] i [/b]can not afford to loss her to another man. But all am doing to keep her happy since to prove abortive and she always say that she love me. please[b] i [/b]need your help.

Thanks

With the bolded and if she is the opposite, she is way off your league. When the right man shows up, you are gone. Believe me! Just work on your persona.

May be you have Mouth Odour and sperm odour . . . . Please check with your doctor.

take her to a thick forest whre only the two of u will have each other till the next life. maybe u will become the estherdim of the jungle.

@OP.
Communication is the best answer.Why not ask your GF.

I had a courtship with my present wife for 14 years before we finally got married in 2005. Be nice to each other, you do not need to do any extra thing to keep her forever,it's natural.

By wearing masks and never go out of the bungalow,

Ayoobscom:

By wearing masks and never go out of the bungalow,

You be Osama brother?
mind yu, she can still position her butt near the window and get a good pounding from some riff raff she doesn't even know. You wan try women?

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN:
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, and start again.

Do you want to keep her as a girl friend forever or as a wife? If you want to keep her forever as a girl friend or later as a mistress, you better think twice cos no woman will want to be kept as a girlfriend forever.

@poster (estherdim)
you are already doing enough for her. You went as far as adopting her name as yours. if your answering esther dosent move her, i bet nothing else will.

[size=8pt]May be you have Mouth Odour and sperm odour . . . . Please check with your docto[/size]r

badt guy




@Op, You self try go see doctor, Or try spraying sherturse or airfreshner into your mouth

Come here boy! Lemme take u to my personal Babalawo, He'll help u prepare a potent charm dat'll keep ur gurl with u for years.

Two words: magic stick

the only logical way is to use MAGUN!!!.as 190 suggested,

once she sees that any guy who tries to bleep her ends up dead,she'll take the hard choice of sticking to the guy with the anti-MAGUN, CHEERS!.

Strolls in sees Posters signature sighs and strolls out

The smartest way to keep her is to MARRY her

[size=14pt]GIVE ME HER NUMBER, I'LL HELP YOU TALK TO HER ON YOUR BEHALF[/size]

Kill her and kill yourself

@poster
U can NEVER keep a girl, BUT if u have

1. Money
2. Swag
3. Car

then u also know how to fucck her well then u are there. . .i bet u she will never let u go

E don tok am

Chop her up and store her in the freezer. Make sure the freezer has constant power supply so she doesn't decompose. See quite easy, you get to keep her to yourself forever that way.

Nuff said, you can't keep her if she doesn't want to stay.

lmaooooo. . .

And maybe cook  and eat then she will definitely be with/in you forever, leaving her in the fridge carries it risks

@OP

And you want US to tell you how to keep her forever?

I'm sure there are people on NL who aren't sure how to maintain

their OWN relationships!! Just keep doing what you've done

thus far! Good luck!

andyanders:

By using a rope to tire her to a very big Pillar. Build a house and buy a strong chain and now tire her like a dog or goat in your compound and make sure you live alone. By so doing, you have secured her forever to yourself.

@poster
that above answer IS the only way, men like you, could keep a woman forever.

prayer is d best solution 2 every problm. am advising u 2 pray harder