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10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by Advocator: 12:34am On Jun 16, 2011 |
1) Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2) Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3) Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4) Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It! 5) Loud Sigh This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6) That’s Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7) Thanks A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’). 8 ) Whatever Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU! 9) Don’t worry about it, I got it Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3. 10) you know what your right Sometimes when the women tells you that in a argument then she just trying to shut you up and cut you off. |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by mamagee3(f): 12:39am On Jun 16, 2011 |
Are you sure those are the words women use on a day-to-day basis? |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by iice(f): 1:58am On Jun 16, 2011 |
I use whatever but i mean it in the okay e don do. I don dey bored, no talk again. |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by michylabo(m): 2:20pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
@ Advocator, Lovely post, Cant stop laughing, Exactly true of all the women i know |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by Nayah(f): 2:22pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
Well quite funny but I don't really recognize myself in it, oh yes maybethis "5 minutes" lol anyway if you want us to be on top you need to be patient. |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by 9dynasty(m): 2:27pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
o boy ur post's funny-should be at the joke section seriously |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by livedit(f): 2:48pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
Wow! Livedit is going to have to agree with a majority of what you wrote. You broke it down. As iice stated, whenever I use "whatever", it usually means just that or "okay". |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by deloon(m): 4:00pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
I totally agree wit d poster. "Whatever" is another way for saying "I don't giv a ish" or "To hell wit u". I find it extremely annoyin. |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by MrCork17: 4:06pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
British women: Dont call me, I will call you (((they never call ))))) |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by MMM2(m): 4:18pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
11. LOVE when a woman says she luv u sorry u re a mugu and she luv ur MONEY. |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by zenatta: 4:19pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
@poster now, this is a man after my heart, he'd always get it right! No more stunned, suffering, frustrated, exasperating, ''What do women want'' |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by Zahnda(f): 5:05pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
You watch way too much white people TV. I don't know one black chick who pulls that lame ass passive aggressive ish. |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
How are these words ~DEADLY~? |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by MrCork17: 5:28pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
REALITY101: REALITY101. aint you suppose to be gay? why would u know about women? |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by Nobody: 5:34pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
Jackasilous anuofia |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by hazelle: 5:48pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
REALITY101: ever heard of catchy titles he probably meant the implications of those words, he's still on the right track |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by mukina2: 5:53pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
iice: @ topic i am guilty of most of them |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by Nobody: 6:03pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
Then you need a therapist |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by mukina2: 6:09pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
find me one |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by OAM4J: 6:13pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
OP you're very right. I know a babe that is guilty of ALL of them. |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by Nobody: 6:16pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
mukina2: You got one here already NL friendship discount. OAM4J: Me too |
Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by won90: 7:04pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
Most deadly word used by 190 is >> TAKE OFF MY BOXERS |
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