Mrs.Chima:

Wow OP!  Your thread got more traffic and EXCITEMENT than the other thread.  Maybe that why they ARE PISSED.   

lol,  some are cursing and sweating their pants out, 

WHAT A MAN CAN DO, A WOMAN CAN DO BETTER, AND WHAT A WOMAN CANT DO, CANT BE DONE 

dowjones:

i laugh at the OP. you must really be a ugly village girl

this is old gist tho. if you've ever been to clubs in south africa, sweden , ethopia and other parts of the world. you might hate nigerian women forever.

i've been to clubs in the 3 countries menthioned and the experience was different. the ladies there didnt complain about this issues like the UGLY nairaland chics.

come to the club to ping, gossip in loud music or just sit and watch. Its all well with you.

Mr. 'do-you-know-how-many-continents-i've-been-too' AKA Ajala the traveller. Mr haaaannnnssooomme (i fear), abeg, put me for your suitcase sootcase when you want to tour the south american continent, make me sef learn too. Teassherr. 

I got some tissue for ya too.  

Donlittle:

Popping champagne unnecessarily with their friends in order to gain attention  
what should i do in the club?? pop fanta?? naw that is why it called the club, if u got the money, u buy champagne n pop it, if u aint got no money, u pop a cup of drink, it 10 dollars, i bet if u ever seen banky w in the club, and he was popping bottles, i bet your totoo, n yanch will never be the same,

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2)   Staring at you like their lives depends on you. The terrible thing is that they make it really obvious, and then get you feeling sort of funny.
i could bet my life, if u didnt dress like a hoe, wearing, half skirt, bending down, and your punannny showing, i wont look at u, i approach u first with the way u dress.

3) Having this annoying mindset that you would automatically hit it off with them, because one of their friends happens to be a friend to your friend
u ever heard of the wworld, social, most guys are social, the last time i went to the club, a girl lied, just to get my boy number, now what is that?? crazilizing or lyinglizing?   may i ask, no it socializing


4)   Asking you for your cell-phone number >> hello…I did not come to the club to make friends, I only came to ease out  some stress
You dress like a hoe, u get treated like a hoe, common now,  we get the crazy speakers, the noise, the cigarette, and u came out to ease out stress, we all knw that a lie, u came to succck a dicck or dance, or sit your asss aT HOME

5)   Offering to buy you a drink, believing that that might make it easier for you to feel relaxed with him. Oh good Lawwwd, not everyone that comes to the club is a drunk!!  
If they didnt buy u the drink, like u said in your 1st point, they popping champagne to their selve, now they offer you that drink and your hear complaing seriously? what do u want them to do kill their self cuz of your principle?? i bet if they pop the champagne to their self, u will call them stiniging niqqas, or gays anyways

6)   Not getting the point when a girl is acting funny. Please when a girl is not showing signs of interest in what you are talking about, it simply means she aint feeling you. Do we have to spell everything out?  
Ho wmany times, did your mum refuse to let your dad go out on a date with her?? it called principle girl, it the principle, u got to respect that same principle, thats the way for girls, they got to act like, we aint want you, when they really do, and the guy principle is to keep pestering her

7)    Trying to get too familiar by moving their hands around, because you agreed to dance with him. I cant stand it when a guy reaches out to try to hold me on the waist, just because I am trying to shake what my mama gave me!!!  
 u wore a mini skirt, your dancing a touch your toe style, wtf do u want me to do, hold my dicck? naw please, i got to tear that azz up, u feel me?? tear that asss up, the way u dress is the way i aproach u


8   How on earth would a guy go to a club all by himself and pop a bottle of champagne …this beats me    
like u said on principle one and principle four, if they offer u,  u will be complaining, about our u dnt waNT that, cause your too big for that stuff, so now, they popping it to their self, your point are baseless tho, am sorry, u got to respect the principle, u feel me? the principle


9)  Trying to get to know everything about you, just because you bothered to lend an ear to him. You wanna know where I work, where I live, and personal stuff? Oh puhleeasseeeee  
This is why u should be at a lesbiann club, or a night vigil, on these kind of night, cause club, mostly meant for hoes, if u cant succk a niqqaa dicck on these nights, girlll, please, take your quran or bible, and leave for mosque or church, the principle of this is straight


10)   Wearing dark shades in the club. Hello…. Shades are meant to protect your eyes from the harmful rays of the sun, not to feel cool in a dark club
i dnt wear shade, but yeah i do whatever i want with my money u feel me yea


11)   Pestering you for a dance, when you have clearly said NO!!!
so why do u come to the club?? use your blackberry so u can feel cool, send unclothed pictures in the club? nah bitchhhh  please u can do that the fucck at home, not at the club, u came here to shake wat u got frm ya mama, or do u get your yanch frm ya daddy??  

Mrs.Chima:

You wish you can eat a pig BROKE ARSE HUNGRY nigga.  Go change into your other name cowardly the beast.



Hmm.  Whoever said MEN can take it like steel SURE THE HELL LIED.     

gohome:

ahh,  why the hate na,  its the internet, i dont take anything serious on the internet,  i tot you knew bera

Mrs.Chima:

(takes a huge poo and walks off)

gohome:

Dont walk off rabbit,  Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent  
,  Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together ,  its all still a joke remember?

££VICTOR££:

I feel u dude!!. Dont mind her,  she just wanna make noise,  IROKI lo fe ta

B_B013:

WHAT A MAN CAN DO, A WOMAN CAN DO BETTER, AND WHAT A WOMAN CANT DO, CANT BE DONE  [/color]


I laugh at your ignorance

i'm amazed at your goofy thinking, 

Mrs.Chima:

Too bad I can't expect YOU to say something INTELLIGENT at all.      A hope nor  wish wouldn't help you either. 


You like the smell of the poo turd I left behind?  Need more? 

some guys need a feeding bottle. What are you thinking, dishing out some poo?? Some goat milk would do 

Ruq:

Claptrap maybe like 3 make sense but totally claptrap

geezz, that's your opinion, need i say more

nanidee2:




some guys need a feeding bottle. What are you thinking, dishing out some poo?? Some goat milk would do 

ibkaye:

I agree with some things but complaints no. 2, 4, and 5 especially really should not come as a surprise, it's a club, not bible study

Ruq:

Yo nani watz wrong with you?? like you need noodle fixing Am Damn Sure You don't have a lad right now doubt if you've ever had? cuz you just prefer poking rather than longing things, thatz cool.


Just read your post again you know to well that most of GArbage (post) is useless so stop feeling like a bigwig cuz yo thread made front page,you are probably too excited, you need attention try yaba left you get in full.  [size=14pt]Bimbo!!![/size]

How petty. I'll respond to you when you are finally grown, and all the igbo has cleared from your eyes.  Till then, go  and suck on a lollypop. It will brighten you up. 

Ossai famous:

Well I don't know what urs inspiration ladies for tis write up but keep tis up the only yhing you will be married to will be your TV durin the day and your radio @ night,cuz @ night you ll be calling for some hook-ups
Y u ladies have to be pretenders, did u all move to the club to hear some sermon? Common get REAL

Orton1_0:

Can NL guys see your face atleast?

Orton1_0:

Can NL guys see your face atleast?

after i see yours,   

Justcash:

You wanna have bad dreams? Better know what you r asking for o! she definitely looks pretty only in Night clubs. It is an opportunity for her to feel among pretty gals in mini skirts.

So are u trying to say i am now the cause of your countless nightmares  Abeg dont spoil my blues with your reggae. Where the heck is your baby-sitter?

nanidee:

after i see yours,   

So are u trying to say i am now the cause of your countless nightmares  Abeg dont spoil my blues with your reggae. Where the heck is your baby-sitter?

nanidee:


How petty. I'll respond to you when you are finally grown, and all the igbo has cleared from your eyes.  Till then, go  and suck on a lollypop. It will brighten you up. 

Justcash:

You wanna have bad dreams? Better know what you r asking for o! she definitely looks pretty only in Night clubs. It is an opportunity for her to feel among pretty gals in mini skirts.

Orton1_0:

Hey dats no fair. . .I asked first!
You make it sound like you're some "jackpot" and every clubbing Man's "dream".
I dey feel you shaa . . .u don finish us but no wahala.

JAZES:

Guys, its obvious the OP is just having fun now.
Judging from her responses,she has found a way of laughing everything off
no matter how annoying those response are.
Truth is i am yet to see an OP this matured and cool on NL.
Keep it up my sister,i love your spirit

Ruq:

So you're the brainy one?? who sees no sense in what she talks about. an epitome of stupidity, cheers

you can start drooling over Nl it's your Funeral.

Another Drag on my igbo for you ninny!

nanidee:




i loffs you too sweerie.