kpolli:

even though some points made sense, most didnt,

poster, i think u need to loosen up a lil

otokx:

Interesting thread

Mcleo007:

So, this thread is gaining much followership like this

On another note,
Okay, nairaland cry babies (u know yourselves), y'all know its a Monday.(yeah, time to be serious).
I will have to put pacifiers in your mouths till I come around again.

pc guru:

Geez what childish points.so I can't go to a bar to drink alone?.ever heard the word sober its a solitary thing.besides if it bothers u that much.switch clubs or stay home.as for the socializing thing,maybe u shud buyout the whole space so no one can come to your side.too many weird posters on this nairaland.

Popping champagne unnecessarily with their friends in order to gain attention Undecided

2) Staring at you like their lives depends on you. The terrible thing is that they make it really obvious, and then get you feeling sort of funny Angry

3) Having this annoying mindset that you would automatically hit it off with them, because one of their friends happens to be a friend to your friend Huh

4) Asking you for your cell-phone number >> hello…I did not come to the club to make friends, I only came to ease out some stress Tongue
Then what fück did you come to do? To take a census?

5) Offering to buy you a drink, believing that that might make it easier for you to feel relaxed with him. Oh good Lawwwd, not everyone that comes to the club is a drunk!! Tongue

6) Not getting the point when a girl is acting funny. Please when a girl is not showing signs of interest in what you are talking about, it simply means she aint feeling you. Do we have to spell everything out? Lips sealed

7) Trying to get too familiar by moving their hands around, because you agreed to dance with him. I cant stand it when a guy reaches out to try to hold me on the waist, just because I am trying to shake what my mama gave me!!! Grin Angry Angry

8 How on earth would a guy go to a club all by himself and pop a bottle of champagne …this beats me Huh Cry Cry Cry

9) Trying to get to know everything about you, just because you bothered to lend an ear to him. You wanna know where I work, where I live, and personal stuff? Oh puhleeasseeeee Tongue

10) Wearing dark shades in the club. Hello…. Shades are meant to protect your eyes from the harmful rays of the sun, not to feel cool in a dark club Tongue

11) Pestering you for a dance, when you have clearly said NO!!!

nanidee:

after i see yours,   

So are u trying to say i am now the cause of your countless nightmares  Abeg dont spoil my blues with your reggae.[/b] Where the heck is your baby-sitter?[/color]

Crude Oil:

LMAAOO!!!  


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Popping champagne unnecessarily with their friends in order to gain attention  Undecided


Jealousy


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2)   Staring at you like their lives depends on you. The terrible thing is that they make it really obvious, and then get you feeling sort of funny Angry

Perhaps you look horrible                                                          


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3)   Having this annoying mindset that you would automatically hit it off with them, because one of their friends happens to be a friend to your friend Huh

Lame  

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4)   Asking you for your cell-phone number >> hello…I did not come to the club to make friends, I only came to ease out  some stress  Tongue
Then what fück did you come to do? To take a census?  

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5)   Offering to buy you a drink, believing that that might make it easier for you to feel relaxed with him. Oh good Lawwwd, not everyone that comes to the club is a drunk!!  Tongue

LMAO! Are you a deeper life chick?


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6)   Not getting the point when a girl is acting funny. Please when a girl is not showing signs of interest in what you are talking about, it simply means she aint feeling you. Do we have to spell everything out?   Lips sealed

 Why are you acting funny if you ain't feeling him? what the fück is your problem?


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7)    Trying to get too familiar by moving their hands around, because you agreed to dance with him. I cant stand it when a guy reaches out to try to hold me on the waist, just because I am trying to shake what my mama gave me!!!  Grin  Angry Angry
Oh please, there is nothing special about your waist. If you want to shake what your mama gave you and dont want the gentleman to touch, then shake it in front of your mama,  


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8   How on earth would a guy go to a club all by himself and pop a bottle of champagne …this beats me  Huh  Cry Cry Cry

Jealousy would kill you O.  


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9)   Trying to get to know everything about you, just because you bothered to lend an ear to him. You wanna know where I work, where I live, and personal stuff? Oh puhleeasseeeee  Tongue

Are you a spy?  


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10)   Wearing dark shades in the club. Hello…. Shades are meant to protect your eyes from the harmful rays of the sun, not to feel cool in a dark club  Tongue
Remove your brazillian wigs first and your padded bras before complain  


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11)   Pestering you for a dance, when you have clearly said NO!!!

Cogent:

Wow
Look at all the butthurt men in this thread. . . . . . . . .
For the love of peace you men should just lighten the eff up, the topic is just a comeback to the previous one. Geeeeez

for all the cry babies that took out the pacifiers from their mouths to come and whine,  too bad for you.  

@Pc guru, more childish are the solutions you raised
@ kpolli, booze is for the weak-hearted (most guys aka cry babies)

LesbianBoy:

The day i would find MRS CHIMA in education section that day i would thank God  @OP obviously you sound like a local babe and a senseless one at that! am sure you are the type that have not used their brain and have been carry "EXPO" right from their nusery school days till university thats if u even go one   why is it called a club  oya if u nor want make any bobo hold your 'tooth pick' waist like someone said go and pray the rosary in your house! or go ya house go watch MOJO and self service later! HYPOCRITE! Guys una they fall hand o why argue with a village "yampion" 

firestar:

Oh Lord.  .    .
This thread is simply hilarious!
OP, sign this thread as one of the most funniest thread. Believe me, this qualifies. 

And the comments.  .  .   
That analogy is worth a thousand tickets to Rhythm Unplugged.  Copyright it QUICK!

Cogent:

Wow
Look at all the butthurt men in this thread. . . . . . . . .
For the love of peace you men should just lighten the eff up, the topic is just a comeback to the previous one. Geeeeez

you're a real man joor,   
dont mind the sissies that are taking it to heart, they think what makes them men is the little caprisone straw between their legs. Typically the type that would go around screaming at their wives, insisting - "i am the man in this house".
mttsssccchheewwwwwwwwwwwwww,

ThiefOfHearts:

embarrassing isnt it?

and the fact that you have many being down right nasty to the OP as well. So pathetic. 

kpolli:

even though some points made sense, most didnt,

poster, i think u need to loosen up a lil