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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nobody: 10:57am On Mar 05, 2022
Tallesty1:
Never had to.


Make a fruit salad with dates, coconut, tiger nuts, banana, pineapple, watermelon and milk.

Take this once or twice a month and you will always be on top of your game.


Take this a day before she comes or in the morning of the day she will come and you won't have a reason to give excuses.

One problem with taking this on the very day you're going in is that you may get tired before you orgasm if you use condom.




Stop taking all these concoctions and bitters, they're harmful to your health.
All these mixtures shouldn't even be necessary until a guy hits 35 atleast
The problem with modern day guys is too much stress, too much time onscreen and masturbation
Most guys no dey go gym or even exercise sef, nothing like that
Even Carpenters and labourers get more fire power, than all these white collar and sedentary lifestyle guys
Too much kush, alcohol and clubbing dey destroy young boys prick
Me I dey do everything in moderation, and I dey take fruit salad everyday, dey cycle n play basketball 3 times a week

Natural supplements to enhance fire power no dey too necessary for young guys, make dem just stop masturbation, dey exercise and make dem also perish sodas and too much alcohol

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nicepoker(m): 10:57am On Mar 05, 2022
Jeon:

cool
Baby, this love I'll never let it die Can't be touched by no one I'd like to see 'em try
I'm a mad man for your touch, girl, I've lost control I'm gonna make this last forever, don't tell me it's impossible

'Cause I love you for infinity
I love you for infinity
'Cause I love you for infinity
I love you for infinity

Oh, darling, my soul You know it aches for yours And you've been filling this hole Since you were born, oh
'Cause you're the reason I believe in fate, you're my paradise And I'll do anything to be your love or be your sacrifice

wink
Confession time. Gradually they are coming out.
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nicepoker(m): 11:01am On Mar 05, 2022
Iyaebe:
There are guys I wish to see their comments on this,lalasticlala please move to front page so we can identify the one minute men on this forum without having to fight about it.
When your brain is filled with pre cum why wouldn't you want to see this on FP. SMH.
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nobody: 11:04am On Mar 05, 2022
No excuses oh I had to tell her, pussy had warmth ,wet ,neat and had grip.i nearly propose but alas she no sabi cook
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Tallesty1(m): 11:17am On Mar 05, 2022
Senomii:

All these mixtures shouldn't even be necessary until a guy hits 35 atleast
The problem with modern day guys is too much stress, too much time onscreen and masturbation
Most guys no dey go gym or even exercise sef, nothing like that
Even Carpenters and labourers get more fire power, than all these white collar and sedentary lifestyle guys
Too much kush, alcohol and clubbing dey destroy young boys prick
Me I dey do everything in moderation, and I dey take fruit salad everyday, dey cycle n play basketball 3 times a week

Natural supplements to enhance fire power no dey too necessary for young guys, make dem just stop masturbation, dey exercise and make dem also perish sodas and too much alcohol
A lot of Nigerians are just surviving. Can't even eat 3x a day let alone eat balanced diet. That's why these supplements are needed.

Some consume all the consumables out there, beer off all kinds, hot drinks, just anything.

I agree with that exercise part, but that's not all your secret. You prolly understand men's health, you also eat healthy, eat fruits and exercises a lot.

Someone somewhere ate akpu for breakfast, might eat rice later in the afternoon or drink coke with bread and then eat spaghetti tonight. That's if he gets to eat 3x a day.

Exercise or no exercise, I don't need these supplements or any supplements at all. Prolly one if not the only benefit of always having your sugar level a little below normal and I have no idea what beer tastes like.

I am very careful of what I eat because I hate being sick.

I don't do it to last long in bed, in fact sex most times ain't worth the stress.

You will understand emboldened if you last long enough.
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nobody: 11:27am On Mar 05, 2022
Tallesty1:
A lot of Nigerians are just surviving. Can't even eat 3x a day let alone eat balanced diet. That's why these supplements are needed.

Some consume all the consumables out there, beer off all kinds, hot drinks, just anything.

I agree with that exercise part, but that's not all your secret. You prolly understand men's health, you also eat healthy, eat fruits and exercises a lot.

Someone somewhere ate akpu for breakfast, might eat rice later in the afternoon or drink coke with bread and then eat spaghetti tonight. That's if he gets to eat 3x a day.

Exercise or no exercise, I don't need these supplements or any supplements at all. Prolly one if not the only benefit of always having your sugar level a little below normal and I have no idea what beer tastes like.

I am very careful of what I eat because I hate being sick.

I don't do it to last long in bed, in fact sex most times ain't worth the stress.

You will understand emboldened if you last long enough.

I'm just saying, for young guys aged 19 to 25 they shouldn't even be bothered about things that'll make them perform better or last longer..... I just feel so far as you're very young your immune system has taken care of everything already, but it all boils down to your lifestyle
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Tallesty1(m): 11:29am On Mar 05, 2022
Senomii:


I'm just saying, for young guys aged 19 to 25 they shouldn't even be bothered about things that'll make them perform better or last longer..... I just feel so far as you're very young your immune system has taken care of everything already, but it all boils down to your lifestyle
You're right.

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Jeon(f): 11:30am On Mar 05, 2022
Nicepoker:
Confession time. Gradually they are coming out.

MUMU

go search for jaymes young =infinity

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Vinnie2000(m): 11:31am On Mar 05, 2022
Iyaebe:
There are guys I wish to see their comments on this,lalasticlala please move to front page so we can identify the one minute men on this forum without having to fight about it.
Biologically, a man lasts 3,4-5 minutes during First round sex! If the towtow is too wet or he is sex starved for too long, it will be less than 1 minute! DON'T ALLOW MALE PORNSTERS DECEIVE YOU! They take drugs!

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nobody: 11:35am On Mar 05, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Biologically, a man lasts 3,4-5 minutes during First round sex! If the towtow is too wet or he is sex starved for too long, it will be less than 1 minute! DON'T ALLOW MALE PORNSTERS DECEIVE YOU! They take drugs!
So all those bragging I use to read here are drug induced dragging lol

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nicepoker(m): 11:37am On Mar 05, 2022
Jeon:


MUMU

go search for jaymes young =infinity
If you didn't get my drift. Sorry i can't help you further.
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Jeon(f): 11:40am On Mar 05, 2022
Nicepoker:
If you didn't get my drift. Sorry i can't help you further.

you can help yourself by fuvkin urself out of my way ..
because your drift is empty with a lot of nonesene..


what I wrote was a lycris [ the reason why I said you should search for jaymes young =infinity song ]

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nobody: 12:01pm On Mar 05, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Told her it's her towtow's fault. Everywhere too wotorwotor!
Explain?

Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nobody: 12:05pm On Mar 05, 2022
constance500:
Had one babe that year, she called me one Sunday morning said she'll be coming over, I wasn't feeling too well but man no fit say no grin she came, we talked for a while and started the do.. I came few minutes after, I was so embarrassed, she was like how the fvck but I calmed her that I wasn't feeling too well. Babe was fuming inside, me sef no like wetin happen, I started looking for where to get jedi, dem never open shop, no where is opened.. I just chill dey engage her until my guy return from church.. Nigga finally helped me get TM from his ctl then.. I quickly used and that was my first time taking that thing.. When I entered back babe wan talk say she wan go, for here.. grin grin knacked her till she tapped out..
Walai you dey crase

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Vinnie2000(m): 12:20pm On Mar 05, 2022
Iyaebe:
So all those bragging I use to read here are drug induced dragging lol


Yeah, Of course!

There are Lots of Natural (Plants) and Artificial supplements(pills) We guys use to Last long!

But Biologically as i said, First round is very Short!

This is because Sex is originally made by Nature for procreation, NOT ENJOYMENT!

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Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Vinnie2000(m): 12:25pm On Mar 05, 2022
Senomii:
Explain?


Dont you understand onomatopoeia?

It means the orifice was so watery!
And i didnt meander my way in properly!
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nobody: 12:26pm On Mar 05, 2022
Vinnie2000:




Dont you understand onomatopoeia?


It means the orifice was so watery!

And i didnt meander my way in properly!
.

Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nobody: 12:26pm On Mar 05, 2022
Do as your power carry u,

no go kill yourself

U no be Horse
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nobody: 12:34pm On Mar 05, 2022
dhiqson:
grin grin
Sigh
Really terrible
Just wearing the condom
Oga AFF poured
Well she was understanding that I was new to the experience
LoL
I no shame o cause rn. Na die
even your own name dhiqson

Dey give u orgasm

Why u no go pour before action
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nobody: 1:00pm On Mar 05, 2022
justscorchone:
No excuses oh I had to tell her, pussy had warmth ,wet ,neat and had grip.i nearly propose but alas she no sabi cook
Nnnaa ehn, guy nawa for you o, you for propose like that na, chef and google dey
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Hollynweje1(f): 1:14pm On Mar 05, 2022
grin
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by ashawopikin(m): 1:18pm On Mar 05, 2022
Too much pepsi
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Ungodly: 1:41pm On Mar 05, 2022
Vinnie2000:



Yeah, Of course!

There are Lots of Natural (Plants) and Artificial supplements(pills) We guys use to Last long!

But Biologically as i said, First round is very Short!

This is because Sex is originally made by Nature for procreation, NOT ENJOYMENT!
Where you get this your theory from na only God know o lol… if it’s actually originally made for procreation then it shouldn’t be that sweet.
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Ralphjoe(m): 1:53pm On Mar 05, 2022
I had this girl i was dating in the past but we are no longer together now. We were both students and on the first day of our relationship, we decided to travel back to school together on school resumption. During the journey, she was all over me in the Bus, I was also kind of Hot, so when we finally got to her hostel, she wanted to so badly have sex with me. I also wanted to have sex with her too but I was afraid of cumming too early as I know that whenever it's been long that I have sex, i have the tendency of cumming early.

She actually pressurised me into having sex with her but I resisted her advance, it even got to an extent that she actually slided in my member into her but I stopped it with some excuses of being tired. Well we later had sex the next day and I came very early, it was then that i started telling her the reason why I didn't want to have sex with her the first day, she didn't take it badly, the next round was fire.
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Rahkman: 3:23pm On Mar 05, 2022
Senomii:

All these mixtures shouldn't even be necessary until a guy hits 35 atleast
The problem with modern day guys is too much stress, too much time onscreen and masturbation
Most guys no dey go gym or even exercise sef, nothing like that
Even Carpenters and labourers get more fire power, than all these white collar and sedentary lifestyle guys
Too much kush, alcohol and clubbing dey destroy young boys prick
Me I dey do everything in moderation, and I dey take fruit salad everyday, dey cycle n play basketball 3 times a week

Natural supplements to enhance fire power no dey too necessary for young guys, make dem just stop masturbation, dey exercise and make dem also perish sodas and too much alcohol
you are very right on that
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nobody: 3:25pm On Mar 05, 2022
Rahkman:
you are very right on that
Na dem wey dey knack babe until she run out naked from their room, dey shout blood of jesus
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Nobody: 3:29pm On Mar 05, 2022
Ungodly:
Where you get this your theory from na only God know o lol… if it’s actually originally made for procreation then it shouldn’t be that sweet.
Who tell u say sex sweet?
Oga na express you dey go o, dem go soon trap you inside Marine kingdom

Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Knowledgeiskey(m): 4:18pm On Mar 05, 2022
I want to avoid pregnancy....so I go quick remove am.
baby u know now.....
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by dhiqson(m): 5:40pm On Mar 05, 2022
Crimpsy:
even your own name dhiqson

Dey give u orgasm

Why u no go pour before action



God abeg o grin
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by captainbangz: 7:05pm On Mar 05, 2022
Generalwoodz:
Baby, fuel is scarce! That's why I'm cummed in 3.4 mins
Is that the time it takes you to do 0-60mph or run a quarter mile?smiley
Re: SEX TALK: The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Cuming Too Quick Is? by Ungodly: 8:44pm On Mar 05, 2022
Senomii:

Who tell u say sex sweet?
Oga na express you dey go o, dem go soon trap you inside Marine kingdom
there’s dumbness written all over this comment… lmao.

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